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Is that it then?
Alt: Ok, you can have tomorrow off work. Everyone else you know is still going to work, it's just you, on your own with fuck all to do.
What are you going to do with this free time?
Altalt: What will you do once everyone has left 4EVA?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:28,
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i think monty might have left us, you know, monty off the Internet
i don't know what to do!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:31,
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It does seem that way, don't it?
I fear the boy is in a dark place at the moment.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:33,
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imma make him a balloon hat
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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That's guaranteed to cheer him up.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:36,
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aww, i can picture his ickle face now, all lit up like an xmas tree!
bless his cotton socks, imma gonna have to pinch his cheek and give him a noogie when i see him! FAIR WARNING MINCE!
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:37,
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hes doing a lot of posting about not posting anymore from what i can see
fucken mince aint got the ball-balls to cut the cord. hes like all fucken women with their fucken "well, im not talking to you but youre sure as shit gonna know about it motherfucker"
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:34,
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FINE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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i bet you give good sulk
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:36,
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l c
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:37,
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I don't mind sulking
At least they're quiet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:37,
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NOTHING is wrong
IT'S FINE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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Ok great!
I'll be off down the pub then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:41,
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OH I SEE! MEETING UP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND ARE WE??!!??
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:46,
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"we"?
are you planning a coventry bash now?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:49,
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you coming on saturday or what?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:51,
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ill take that as a yes
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:26,
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dont forget to bring an etchy-sketch
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:30,
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I don't get blokes who have a bit on the side
As if one isn't hassle enough
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:49,
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you hardley hare about that going on much these days tho
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:53,
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Alt: Go and get me leg x-ray done as I ent got time, man.
Altalt: Kill myself. then delete my account. Then meet Rory for a sarsaparilla.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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GO AND GET YOUR X-RAY IF YOU NEED IT DOING
DON'T MAKE US CALL YOUR MOTHER
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:34,
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SOME OF US HAVE TO GO NHS WHICH MEANS QUEUEING UP DOWN THE ROYAL VICTORIA HOSPITAL WITH THE OTHER PLEBS
AND WORKING IN LONDON MEANS I HAVE TO TAKE A DAY OFF TO DO IT WHICH I CANT AS IM BUSY AND THAT
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:42,
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YES YOU CAN
don't be a silly boy. take a day off, do it, hit the pub.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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I SELL HEATING STUFF. ITS THE BUSIEST TIME OF YEAR AND I CANT TRUST THE OTHER WANKERS HERE TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT.
I can barely trust myself.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:46,
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IS THAT WHY YOU AND RORY WORK SO WELL TOGETHER?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:49,
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ITS WHY I AM RORY
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:50,
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It's deadly leg cancer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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It's cartilage overgrowth
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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+ todd
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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Absolutely fuck all as I cannot remember the last time this happened
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:36,
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I endorse this plan.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:37,
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Fuck all is so under-rated
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:38,
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What do you mean day off?
Are people posting on here AT WORK?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:42,
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Alt: commit suicide.
Alt alt: commit suicide.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:43,
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sad times
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:46,
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not for everybody else
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:46,
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I'll miss you, DOZ-One
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:47,
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It is pretty shit here these days.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:50,
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I'd spend the day helping my fellow human beings. Fucking philanthropist me.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:51,
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Wank until I cry
then cry until I wank
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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Would you not be tempted to do something different from a normal work day?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:57,
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it, Tangs
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:01,
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Alt: Masturbate furiously. Duh.
Altalt: if one day the final fire explodes across the whitened sky, I know you said you'd rather die and make it over fast, with courage from your bravest friends, waiting outside for the end with no little death of an innocence that I can't seem to grasp. I know somehow I will survive with this fury just to stay alive.
ACTUALLY.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 10:58,
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There should be some sort a rememberance thing for those who leave B3TA
Well done.page,summat like that.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:11,
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Has Monty flounced?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:13,
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He said something about not posting here anymore and then stopped posting.
I don't think that counts as a flounce. To be honest, I'm pretty close to doing the same. Except without the post saying "I ent posting anymore, gudbye 4EVA".
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Kroney, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:17,
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Fucking hell
Last one on, switch the lights off
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:17,
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Although this isn't the first time you have mentioned this...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:19,
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Isn't it? I don't have a very good memory. I'll take your word for it.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:22,
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i ent got the word on the street for this one joe but tangs does have his spreadsheets
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:24,
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and memory is what hes known for round here like swipe and pizza innit
swipe for the pizza and tangs for the memory
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:25,
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Sleep.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:20,
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EVERYONE STOP FUCKING LEAVING PLEASE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:28,
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We've probably exhausted every possible topic of conversation.
It does feel like Groundhog Day around here.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:29,
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Does it really matter though?
The questions are entirely to get people to post something.
99% of the time the last 40 posts have fuck all to do with any questions asked. Its just supposed to be a laugh to read, isn't it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:34,
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Over the last few months it has got even more cliquey (I'm as guilty of this as anyone), too many in-jokes, tired memes, posts about food and more people leaving than joining.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:38,
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All forums have in-jokes and memes though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:39,
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Nah, it was exactly like this when I started posting.
Including several people saying just what you are saying.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:40,
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Gourndhog Day is a good film
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Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:47,
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I'm still here.
Sorry.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:36,
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Thanks man
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:37,
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I JOINED and STAYED
But do I get a word of thanks? Do I fuck. It's almost as if you're all completely nonplussed by my presence.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:48,
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Which one are you again?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:49,
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Depressed dumped gay prick + occasional flangehound
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:52,
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I'm off right now
Had a horrible stomach bug yesterday. still feeling a bi weak and shaky today. Joyous.
daytime telly is horrid. Im surprised more people don't work.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:37,
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I am fucked today
Have been working stupid hours since Wednesday and feeling the effects today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:39,
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Fuck em off, Sporters
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:40,
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I may well do
Just put my overtime in and I've done 41 hours OT since Wednesday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:42,
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There are other things to do apart from watch telly.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:40,
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Not the way Im feeling. Just changed the sheets on my bed and that induced cold sweats
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:42,
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Not everybody want to prance around a field worshipping river goddesses or whatever the fuck you do of a Tuesday morning.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:43,
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Don't knock it until you've tried it, Krones.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:45,
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Oh, but I will, Tangles. I will.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:47,
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Great.
See you Thursday!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:49,
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No, I will knock it. Imbecile.
This is what happens when you have a diet devoid of nourishing meat.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:50,
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Oh yeah there'll be plenty of alfalfa salad for everyone, don't you worry about that mate.
You're going to have a great time!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:51,
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whats this? MORE secret bayshes?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:53,
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And the river goddess worship is on Thursdays.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:47,
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Not in my calendar
Not happening
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:49,
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That SCS bitch wants kicked in the cunt.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:41,
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tggi^
Shite actress too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:43,
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You can see in her eyes she is desperate for a break in Hollyoaks.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:44,
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Oh, I'd break her Hollyoaks alright
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:48,
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alt: If it's TOMORROW then I'd spend all day gluing TOY SOLDIERS together
altalt: I'll migrate over to Gonz's SEKRIT BORED
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Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:44,
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Bit of Warhammer, is it? Internet stereotype!
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Kroney, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:49,
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purleeeeease, Warmachine
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Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:51,
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Alright Theoban
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:53,
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alright froggo
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Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 11:54,
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'Member the good old days?
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post377107'Member?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:03,
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fuck, i cant read that shit man its all in a line
so was that the bert everyone tells to fuck off in there? seems like a standard baytan to me, whatd he do to irk these counts?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:06,
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think he fucked some of them
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Theoban What of it, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:09,
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As far as I understand it, all his big online mates fell out with him when he let slip that he'd had sex with one of his sisters, who may or may not have been underage at the time.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:09,
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Honestly, you fuck ONE sibling, and you never hear the end of it...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:13,
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this dont seem like something someone would admit to online
so its probs just a meme wot got out of hand. i know what you cunts're like. why stick to the truth when you can repeat something some big cunt on a messageboard said about someone else a fuckton of times till it sticks like a spunk-covered lol bullet.
or its true. whateves. i dont know the cunt
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:15,
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*checks spreadsheet*
Are you
sure you're not him?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:16,
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i ent no-one tangs
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:20,
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Good enough for me, Reggie
*updates spreadsheet*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:23,
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Also, fuck off Bert.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:09,
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oh, and i figure mince is doing that thing where you break up with your girlfriend before xmas so you dont have to buy her a present
he made the mistake f letting everyone know he'll be quids in and so he reckons a whoel bunch of scroungey cunts'll turn up at the next baysh looking for some free gin or pimms or whatever it is you sick cunts drink. so hes gonna lie low till hes knee deep in impusle purchases of prog rock lps and mushys and then spring bakc up like a fucken longhair zebedee acting the big cunt again
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:11,
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your finger is firmly on the pulse of mince
Maybe him and psychochomp are hanging from the same tree.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:14,
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My thought exactly.
Actually it wasn't I just want to join in
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:16,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:12,
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Just been listening to your new boyfriend Daniel Avery
It's alright.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:13,
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Philistine!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:14,
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Drone Logic and Need Electric are ace
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:14,
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Yer I started with Drone Logic.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:15,
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it's an interesting track
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:17,
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AltAlt: I thought they already had.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:16,
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Nah, they've just all got you on 2.0
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:17,
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Tell them I don't care.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:20,
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what's for lunch?
i'm thinking falafel salad...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:23,
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I'm wondering the same thing myself.
I wouldn't stoop to falafel, though.
At the moment I'm trying to tidy up my external harddrive. How the living fuck have I managed to fill a terabyte drive? How?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:26,
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Is this a trick question?
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Kroney, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:28,
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I seriously have no idea.
A couple of computers were on the verge of dying, and I lobbed everything onto the harddrive, so there's probably loads of duplicated stuff. I have to go through and sort out all the files.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:33,
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You've managed to fill a terabyte drive
by saving a terabyte's worth of shit to it.
I really hoped that was some sort of joke :(
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Kroney, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:47,
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Either nothing or pub.
I did nothing not so long ago and it was everything I thought it could be.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:22,
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I tired of the ennui.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:23,
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Yeah, it's only good in small doses.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:42,
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just like big fat cocks
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:44,
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Jenny Powell has massive feet
It's put me right off me luncheon and no mistake.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:26,
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imagine if you two had children
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:33,
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of course that would mean imagining you actually getting your cock wet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:33,
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Why are you imagining dozer's cock?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:34,
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It's a new diet technique.
Perfect appetite suppressant.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:35,
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because shpccuha
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:35,
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before I spotted the huge feet she was on 'the list'
NOT ANY MORE.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:35,
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Fucking hell, Doze.
She's older than I am!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:36,
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yer but 'no fat chicks'
Soz.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:37,
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There's a smaller age gap between her and dozer than between you and mr b3th
just sayin'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:38,
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gerontophilia is just weird
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:39,
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True.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:41,
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Well I'd been looking for a dubplate ragga slating of Ryan Air - thankfully I found this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=75ciLcHS6EQ
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:43,
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I have a slice of cheesecake that cost me 15p!!!
FIFTEEN PEE!!!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:50,
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man I do love cheesecake
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:51,
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That was delicious
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:52,
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Where is the profit margin in that?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:53,
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It's a right-off
*shrugs*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:54,
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It must have been about 2mm thick
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:59,
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Nah, it had a sell by date of 21st
Bought it yesterday.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:03,
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Cor!
I love 10p french sticks, get 'em in Sainsbury's 2 hours before closing
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:14,
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JI. POES.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:33,
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It's not as fulfilling, stealing something with a lower price
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:39,
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Edgar Allen's foray into the Action Man market was doomed to failure
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:10,
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