So I was going speed dating tonight
same company that cancelled the last two over 40 events. Got an email asking me if I wanted to come to an event tonight at the same place as mine and when I checked on their website I discovered that the event I was booked on had become a 28-38 age range event sometime since I booked it. The absolute fuckers.

When was the last time some company let you down?

Alt: www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24638430 - What was your last extravagant purchase?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:15, 235 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Can't you pretend to be like 35?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:20, Reply)

My job entails dealing with never ending disappointment from companies. Twice today manufacturers have decided that 8 of something is close enough to 10 for it not to matter. It really does.
Alt: £6416 train ticket.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:21, Reply)

WTF? £6,500?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:36, Reply)

That's what the Southeastern High Speed Gold Card + zones 1-6 comes in at mofo.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:38, Reply)

That's an arse raping.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)

It's £20 a day.
*shrugs*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

That's eye watering.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Well I love it. Especially spending all that cash at once and having had three delayed or cancelled trains a week into the new 'season'
\o/
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Cheeky bastards.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Work thinks it's worse though cos I keep being late :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I GOT 3 JOB OFFERS TODAY FROG!
that's a weight off my mind.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Well that is fucking awesome!
Well done matey!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Yeah, real relief.
Gotta weigh up pros and cons of them now.
Although one is in South east London, no chance.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Forget south of the river, unless you go right south into glorious Kent obviously.
Nice to have a choice though isn't it? Have you made you mind up already?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:45, Reply)

South London 4 eva.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Never really explored it. I have only heard terrible things. And a man from there called me a cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I think so,
It's a toss up between more money but long commute, or less money but local.
If I'm honest, I'll probably go local, don't wanna spend 2 hours a day in a van.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Driving commutes must be shit. At least I can sleep on the train.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Think of all the van related japes you could have at the weekends.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:01, Reply)

you know,
me, you and monty could load it up with cheap wine and drive around london throwing empty bottles at passing tramps.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I suspect we would be the "passing tramps"
Drop Monty a text, cheer him up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)

is he at work?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Jawohl.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)

i text him,
i didn't put a kiss on it. maybe i should have done.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2129960
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

you little star!
well done
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)

thanks.
How are you getting on?

We're off out to celebrate tonight, and for the first time in about 3 years, i get to pick the restaurant _{from a short list provided by ladypig. By god I'm so under the thumb}
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:05, Reply)

cancer tests all clear, consultant visit tomorrow for scans etc
so we'll see. feel much better for knowing it's not imminent death though.

hahaha she has got you well trained. best place for a man, that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Excellent news,
now we just have to rule out some sort of disfiguring virus or disease or condition, and we're in the clear!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Unless she dies in the meantime!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)

That's the spirit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Congrats!
Unless you were applying to suck off tramps in doorways.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:05, Reply)

no, that's just a hobby.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Has anyone said b3ta yet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I'll date you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Ok.
Seeing as it looks as though you might be earning again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Bit of a pay cut. But I get my own van.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

We don't need much to have a good date
Bottle of wine and a mattress in the back of the van
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Bring some of your herbal relaxants.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Way ahead of you there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Something something British Gas.
Right, kids?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)

*tells Sid*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:28, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

( Peej, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:28, Reply)

satire, kids!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)

You could always like talk to women in another pub, you know?
Last extravagant purchase was a smart TV
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:35, Reply)

He'd have to buy them a drink though.
He doesn't like doing that.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)

ZING!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)

I'm shocked at this terrible libel
shocked. I think you should buy me a pint in compensation.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Alt: Anyone want to buy a copy of my album?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Is it on iTunes?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I torrented it
I loved the dichotomy of using digital technology to acquire an album of traditional folk music.

Plus, it was free.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

I would buy it if it didn't entail, you know, doing much, or any effort whatsoever.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:42, Reply)

You want the vinyl.
It comes with a download.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I really don't think he does.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Shh, I'm onto a sale here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I will buy it if it is less than ten pounds.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Fifteen pounds to you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Eleven.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

I'm not haggling with you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

eight

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Sold!
That was easy.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)

ive got a led zeppelin cd that i dint want that ill swop you for it

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Ok

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)

now i should warn you that its a two disc set with one disc missing cos i lost my pizza wheel

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Which one is missing?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)

the one with the handle that you drive over yer pizza to make segments
c'mon tangs, you mustve heard of the things
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I've got one, but I prefer to use a knife

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

i always thought this
then someone bought me a really good pizza wheel, and now i'm lost without it.

well, only when eating pizza or garlic bread.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Pizza express make you cut your own?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)

i think that's pretty standard
unless you're my colleague who only had one arm. he had to get the waitress to do it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Well I ain't going there then. Super Pizza all the way for me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)

A local pub recently shut to be turned into an American Diner type affair
the seven-toed locals cooed and clucked at the thought of such culture invading our borough till we found out it was just the crappy Sandwich Shop owner branching out.

I just had the highlight of my day when I went to replace a faulty mouse for someone. I told them if I'm not around and its an emergency they can just press the windows key + 0 to activate the touchscreen. I only made it through 3 seconds of her poking her finger at the screen before I lost my poker face. OH I.T. GUYS! WHAT ARE WE LIKE?

*checks clock*

Alt: I did indeed want that large /fatty
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

What a japester you are!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

I wasn't even wearing my waqqi socks either!!!

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)

waqqi tie?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)

two sugars please

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)

i like them xmas ties that play a fucken jingle for ten minutes taright theyre well fucken funny
imma get me one of them for the baysh actually thinking about it
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:06, Reply)

i once went into a chippy, right, and they were charging 15bloodypee for a sachet of ketchup!
fucken...words fail me, fucken just charge more for yer fish and chips and cunting pies if you want you fat greedy fucks but don expect me to be sitting down for fish and chips when ive got to shell out fifteen pee a turn for half a blob of ketchup, i wan a fucken bottle and you can water it down with vinegar all you like cos I quite lick it vinegary but i ent giving you fifteen pee to fiddle with a fucken sachet whilst my fish gets cold and then i ent got enough sauce anyways
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:04, Reply)

was it like posh ketchup? or just some sort of heinz shit?
There was a whole Jeremy Vine thing about ketchup being charged for. People were unnecessarily angry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:06, Reply)

i don care if its ketchup with a hint of the queens fucken vag pus
fucken sachets can get to fuck
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)

In the States (I am not sure if I have mentioned that I recently holidayed in the USA)
they have peeny bottles of heinz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)

with soaring costs, local businesses are struggling to find a way to keep their margins healthy.
If you're not willing to support your local chip expert, then you will be stuck with big business fish and chip emporiums who don't care about you, the fish or your vinegar preferences.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)

fucken hell man
whats the weather like in balamory? cos i ent met a chip shop yet that gives more of a fuck about me than my money
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

im hungry now
forget i mentioned fish & chips everyone, thanks
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)

I always buy a little bottle with me fish and chips as that all I really have it with.
The one they have near me always tastes a bit 'appley' thats why I go down the little fish and chip shop in sandgate, as the sauce is better and the chips are crinkle cut.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Crinkle cut chippy chips are awesome.
I like the chippies that still fry eveything in LARD.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)

that;s why you're losing that foot.
but yeah, I agree with you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Some advertise that they 'now cook with vegetable oil' or something like its a *good* thing?
What's wrong with people?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Back in Brum my local pizza place had a big sign saying "Entirely non-Halal"
It weren't racist though cos they were brown. Just not very religious.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Scottish chippies are a whole other world of decadence.
All about a battered white pudding or spicy haggis.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Nom.
It's OK, once every other year.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

I like haggis

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

so northern ones then
doing it properly for decades
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

The one redeeming feature of 'the north' isn't enough to make me ever want to visit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)

The North is lovely.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I haven't been further than Birmingham since birth.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Birmingham is offputting

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I went there quite a lot before getting dumped. Again,

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

What's wrong with Birmingham?
/Coventry
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

The city centre is excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

compared to hull, maybe

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:38, Reply)

So what's the problem, you get to meet younger, hotter women?
FUCKING HELL IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD.

Just watch out, though. They ent got NUFFIN to say worth hearing.

In other news, I have picked up my two new sets of glasses. Feels nice not to have to worry about whether the superglue's going to fail.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)

funny how nobody has contradicted you on this
it's almost like you're kidding yourself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Nah, the chance of both new pairs falling apart is pretty unlikely.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)

You mean contradicted you.
You're the one with the appalling attitude towards younger women gained from worrying about their perter figures and your rapid galloping towards the back of the shelf, love.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Can you say 'perter'?
More pertly?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Pertest.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

He says amicably to his mate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I'm never amicable to my mates. I keep 'em on their toes.
You prick.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

You slappywag. I'll box your ears.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

sure
all those pillow chats about slebs in "heat" and who's number 1 in the chart must be ENTHRALLING.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

and other sterotypes

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

i wouldn't know
i don't tell myself that it's ok, i can keep changing "models" every time i get bored, because i'm THAT shallow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

No you can't, because women go off the boil well quick past thirty.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Then they get dirtier. To keep you interested.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Getting shit on my dick's no substitute for firm knockers, brother.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

No. But BOTH is where it should be at.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

i bet you think strippers and lap dancers like you too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)

I just want to take them away from it all.
To save them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Rainbow sports bar down the road from browns innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Yeah, mate.
Truly lost souls.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I was invited to an exciting evening there yesterday. I think I will give it a miss.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)

pervert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)

LAD

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:47, Reply)

That's easy enough, innit.
Pull the old M25 manoeuvre.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:38, Reply)

What's the old M25 manoeuvre?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

You know, undertake without indicating.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)

ima call POTD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Signed in to
CLICK DIS'
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:56, Reply)

it's the maximum age and IQ in his long list of younger models as he gets further down the road towards paedoville

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)

seems a bit high for a life partner.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)

yeah but he's not looking for a life partner
just to keep ditching them for younger ones, because he's so hawt and they're all past it by 25, you see
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Don't be silly, I'm only pretty hawt.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:47, Reply)

believe me darling, i'm only talking about the inside of your head

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)

20 is a good age.
Why can't a chap have many life partners as he goes through his life?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)

maybe if you have a low IQ yourself
the chuntering of kids who've just left school is about the right level as you get into your 40's?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Don't worry, I'm sure *somebody* will settle for you.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)

well yeah
i'll just show them the inheritance balance sheet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Ah, but you wouldn't settle for that, would you?
Since going for a woman's money is easily as shallow as going for their youth. You don't like shallowness.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:09, Reply)

it's just as shallow
but it's a lot more practical. i'd admire that more, in a "choosing which fart stinks less" kind of way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Yeah, I'm going out with a right dog.
She's a moron, too.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:54, Reply)

not long left before she's too old and saggy though
then it's time to RAMP IT UP A NOTCH, start hanging around the 6th form college maybe...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Yeah man, can't be having with no saggy titties.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

lots of young women have saggy tits, dude
you could be in for a right shock when that wonderbra comes off your next teenage trolley dolly...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Yeah, I know. I've seen a few pairs in my time.
Never gone out with a saggy pair in my life.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:09, Reply)

wait til you've knocked her up and she's squeezed out a puppy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:11, Reply)

That's what maintenance payments are for.
Besides, I don't want children. The minute she's off the pill, I'm outta there.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:12, Reply)

this is all just pathetic attempts to cover up the fact that she totally has you under the thumb
there'll be revolting baby kroneys screeching around at some point.

urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Yeah, that sounds good.
I've got the cash to splash on chips and 10 Bensons.

They'll be frothing at the leg.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

I'll tell you what, it beats listening to them whinging about how fat and old they're getting when
you're expected to say "oh no, you're just as sexy as the first day I met you" when everybody knows it's a lie. That shit gets tiresome real fast.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

You've got to be honest with them, or they let themselves go

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

yeah, fuck shared history and things in common and all the support they've given you over the years
MOAR 20 year old tits please.

yep. 20 year old tits to go with the 40 year old tit paying for them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

^TGGI

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

FINALLY you're getting the idea.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

^this bitch gets it^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Yeah ok.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)

POW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)

The old 20/40 stupid man listening to his penis card there.
Classic!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)

My penis has my best interests at heart
I keep him happy, he keeps me happy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Symbiosis. Right there.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)