Awww, I just suggested battered kill himself.
Ah well.
I'm painting the hallway. I hate painting, povvo job innit. Still, gonna look nice. What do you think is nice near you?

Alt: my dogs are stupid and small but I love them, what stupid things do you love?

Altalt: kong.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:46, 217 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

has he deleted the thread in a strop?
shame on you, poopy pig.

I quite like painting. however, I am shit at it. this goes for walls and canvasses.

alt: nothing at the moment, but I loved both our budgies. stupid feathery little balls of beady eyes and squawky beaks and unlimited affection that they were.

altalt: pong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I deleted it before WP posted his recommendation.
I had warned that I would delete it if it didn't start getting some decent replies.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)

^ upset ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

^ fat mess ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Kill yourself

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Maybe later.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Ok.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:08, Reply)

That fucking piece of shit thread didn't deserve any replies, let alone decent ones.
I 'recommended' you delete it just as you did, so I'm happy, and that's all the matters.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Fuck off, cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:54, Reply)

BLOOBLOO NO ONE LIKED MY THREAD!!
Get fucked you retarded prick.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

if he could do that
he might not be so filled with hatefuckjuice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I am full of joy and you know it.
You ginger slut.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I reckon you're secretly 'alright'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I am fucking awesome.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:02, Reply)

wesome horse
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:04, Reply)

sssssh
don't tell anyone this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I live in London. Everything has a gritty urban beauty to it/is shit, depending on how you feel.
Alt: B3ta, Masterchef.

Altalt: my elder sister got the original Donkey Kong game for her birthday and didn't let me play on it until I was in my teens - about 5 years. I'm pretty sure those actions are a significant reason the way I am now.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Alright vag.
Bullied by a girl eh?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

My sister's well hard. She beat up Paul Harvey when he tried to bully me when I was six and made him cry.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:56, Reply)

I'd say roughly 20% of London is actually a nice place to live.
The rest of it is Tottenham.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)

... Hackney, Dalston and Stoke Newington.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:00, Reply)

The Mrs went to some basement hipster bar in Dalston on Sunday.
Went to see that Amanda Palmer from Dresden Dolls, said it was hipster Wankery.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:08, Reply)

When I lived in Dalston you were lucky to make it 10 yards without being shot
now it's full of hipster wankers and a 1 bed flat will set you back £300k.

People are weird.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

I quite like decorating, I'm shit at gloss painting though.
There's a nice country park near me and some decent pubs*.

Alt: Jack Russells.

Altalt: Shit hipster shop.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Is it a hipster shop?
I thought it was all sk8wear for dozer types.
I used to buy Iron Maiden posters and patches for my denim jacket from the old shop when I was a teenager. True story.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Used to be skateboards and gear
then it really turned into a fashion dive. Used to have nice rare trainers though!

The manager of the one in Leam was a creepy, date raping weirdo.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Chompy worked there?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:10, Reply)

So is he going to kill himself or what?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Nah.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Ah well there's still a chance that Harters will if he hasn't already

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Im doing my gaff out next year too.
Never done any decorating/DIY ever. So this will be fun.

Platt Fields Park near me is nice.

alt. My cat? But he aint really that stupid.

altalt. KHAAAAAAAAAN
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:02, Reply)

You're a Gay, pretty sure gaudy interior design is hard wires in to you.
There's that llewellyn prick, do what he would do.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:06, Reply)

I'm not one of "them" gays
I reckon I could get a good colour scheme going though.

Might even hire someone and turn it into a farce.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I refuse to paint, luckily the wife has povvo genes and actually likes doing it
Alt. Dogs are fucking retards and never grow up, its like having a downs kid, the only positive is they don't live that long. My youngest daughter can't do her alphabet or count to 11 so I guess shes pretty stupid and I love her. Mind you she is only 2

AltAlt. Donkey?
( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:06, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:10, Reply)

painting is fun
prepping to paint isn't
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Prepping to paint?
Buy paint. Wash wall. Paint wall. Sit down. Wait. Paint wall again. Wait. Paint wall again. Maybe paint a third time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:34, Reply)

nah, all the bits like
filling holes in the wall and stuff
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Yeah. That's shit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Can someone come down here and have a chat away from the Rory swipe flitting?
thanks.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:33, Reply)

OK, how ya doin' pig?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:34, Reply)

But concerned.
I got a job offer last Wednesday, emailed back the same day accepting, they wanted reply by post, so I posted an official acceptance, and haven't heard a word since.
I'm not good at job stuff as in pubs you just sort of drifted from pub to pub as you got bored or head hunted.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Call them maybe?
Carly Rae Jepson's etc........
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

call them
post things get lost
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Yeah, I'll leave it till this afternoon i reckon,
But I did say in my email that I was going to wrote to them
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

If that's *exactly* what you said,
they've probably changed their minds about hiring you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:56, Reply)

hhahaahah

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)

You've given it enough time, give them a ring.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:39, Reply)

That pair of cunts should have their own thread to have the same 'hilarious' conversations everyday in.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:34, Reply)

It is wearing a little thin.
Although I'm sure Rory will be along to point out how dull and stupid I am as well, so don't worry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Summink to look forward too.
They should just set it out in bullet points at the start of the day, then the rest of us wouldn't have to 'scroll' so fuckin much.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:36, Reply)

they should live together in a house
and make a sitcom
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)

sitcom retarded albino baby
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:39, Reply)

It will all end soon enough
In angry and ultimately unfulfilling sex.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

that won't be an end
we'll get it serialised in here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

We have a pier.
/ac

Alt: mr b3th.

AltAlt: my dog isn't as fond of them as everybody else's dogs seem to be. So maybe he should be my answer for the alt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:36, Reply)

One of mine loves the kong food balls,
And one loves the long squeaky tennis balls and the third rejects all toys as childish rubbish and sleeps all day.
The kong stuff is hard wearing though, even these chihuahua can destroy cheap toys in minutes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

He's got this one thing called a 'Snorky'.
It's kind of like a kong, but it has nobbly bits on the outside, so when you throw it, it goes in all directions. That's one of his favourites at the moment.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:40, Reply)

all directions at once?
A dog toy with some quantum disentaglement going on? like it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Just so you know
I am wearing my sternly disapproving face at this comment.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Is that the one you use with your "special" barrister clients?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:50, Reply)

No, that's my 'Nanny is cross' face.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:51, Reply)

This one?
s3.runnersworld.co.uk/members/images/430606/nanny.jpg
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)

In other news
Been approached about a job on the board of one of the pay day loan companies. Said I'm not interested as I think they're immoral businesses.

Was this the correct decision?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Absolutely, yeah.
I'd have made the same choice.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:48, Reply)

No
People stupid and desperate enough to use a pay day loan deserve everything they get. They all have Sky TV and drink and smoke, NO EXCEPTIONS!
( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Have you seen the new advert?
"You may have heard you'll be paying thousands of percent in interest. You won't, that's just how interest is worked out."

Deceitful bastards.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Unless you could have taken the system down from the inside
then, yes. Definitely the right decision.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:48, Reply)

No.
You could have been minted within almost minutes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:50, Reply)

hmm
I'm a bit torn as I think they do prey on the stupid. that "amigo" one should be illegal, it's emotional blackmail. but then, they make money, they employ people...

if they vetted their applicants so that the vulnerable didn't get abused, fine. but of course then they wouldn't have many applicants.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:56, Reply)

How am I going to afford xmas now? :'(''''''

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Nah, you'd have to decare your APR

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Depends, would you rather be principled and poor, or evil and rich?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I'm the second one and the third one.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:04, Reply)

"It's a lot easier to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle."

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:08, Reply)

nah
apparently you can get them for £5k down the scrapyard, mate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)

It had better be a bloody good bike, then.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:11, Reply)

no such thing
turn them all into sardine cans
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Now less than half price
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:28, Reply)

That's ridiculous.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Seven thousand quid and they won't even chuck in a pair of pedals, for fuck's sake

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)

No wonder cyclists are such cunts.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Might just get one of these, don't need to worry about sourcing extra parts plus it's a hell of a lot cheaper
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Living in London, and working in central, I see plenty of grown, adult men
Riding those kid's push-skate/bike things. The skateboards with a steering column.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)

You get pedals with the Venge
www.specializedconceptstore.co.uk/s-works-venge-di2/20430/14Venge
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)

£750 per pedal?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Seriously?! £9k on a fucking bike? That's ridiculous.
That's for either pretentious poseur bankers, or the sponsors pay for it.

£9k on a pushbike is nonsense.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

It's a high end bike, its hardly comparable to the average road bike. Its like saying its stupid to buy a Ferrari because a Fiesta is cheaper.
Most of the money is down to development costs spread over the few that are sold.
( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Yeah but you're the engine.
Let's face it - if you've got £9k to spend on a bike, you're going to be an alcoholic rich tubster that's just doing it for the lols. Which makes you a cunt.

Or you're going to be SIR Chris Hoy, in which case you won't pay for it anyway.

Also there is no point in buying a Ferrari as the speed limit is 70mph.

So that's YOU sussed!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Bet you SIR Chris Hoy's bike cost more than 9k

( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I sincerely bloody hope so. I'll bet it cost more than
A MILLION pounds. 'Cos he's a knight and everything. So it stands to reason.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Can't be designed for a knight.
I can't see anywhere for him to couch his lance.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)

See?! See?! All that money and it doesn't even have a fucking lance holder.
I bet it doesn't even have a fucking stand, either.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

It's got a saddle, mind.
Doesn't look like it'd cope with full armour, but it might take a sneaky suit of mail.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Around £35,000 for the Olympic Track bikes
UCI rules mean they have to be commercially available.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)

The fun in having a Ferrari is the amount of time it doesn't take to get you to the legal speed limit, officer.
Not that I'd know, personally.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:38, Reply)

You could say that spending x on x is nonsense, sure.
Fact of the matter is that something is worth what people will pay for it. If people will pay 9 grand on a pedal bike, then that's what it's worth.

It's easy for me, coming from the perspective that a bike is a mode of transport that's mildly more convenient and slightly less uncomfortable than running, to say that's a ridiculous price tag but then it's not aimed at me.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

This is true. And I have no qualms about parting fools from their money.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

/\
TGGI
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

It looks like a batarang, which is kind of cool.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Your bicycle?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)

they fill a niche
It's irresponsible lending. There are far more responsible lenders in that sector.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Not that will lend money to those shitcunts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)

yes there are

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Credit Unions and the like? They won't lend to really low wage workers
and the unemployed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

depends
Some will. There are also lenders which sell money rather than charge interest. That's more responsible; missed payments don't cause the debt to snowball. If it's face to face collections as well then it's much easier to manage repayment plans if someone does get into difficulty.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I'll bet that unemployed Tracey who is borrowing money
to pay the catalogue and get some fags would fail to see the distinction.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:04, Reply)

as long as the debt is paid back then it's immaterial what the original loan was spent on.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Personally, the distinction is between making money off people that are financially aware enough
to be making decisions like that sensibly versus going after people that have proven themselves incompetent at life in general and money in particular in order to squeeze the last bit of solvency out of them.

Payday loan companies are saying that if you pay the loan back on time the APR is meaningless and so it is. However, they're going into business betting that the people they're lending to won't be paying it back. Other institutions are betting that you will.

Perhaps that's overly simplistic, but I'm not an accountant.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

This is not what it is supposed to be like but is the reality.
It is also how the lenders make it very lucrative.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

See? I've totes got a head for Big Business, stunnz.
Gizza job.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Well, this descended into boring shit quick today, imma do some work.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)

A man fucked Airwolf!
Www.knowledgenuts.com/2013/10/30/the-man-who-had-sex-with-airwolf/

Just sayin'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Come on,
Someone sort out a thread.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)

are your dogs really stupid?
where do they come in the list of intelligent dogs list?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)

They're actually fairly intelligent,
I've seen chihuahua herd sheep and all sorts.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)

One above you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)

But enough about that museum in Amesterdam.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 14:54, Reply)

i don't know why i've missed you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

I haven't read this thread but is it too late to say "nakers?"

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:13, Reply)