That thread's shit, let's start a new one.
I see that Rebekah Brooks has had an affair with andy Coulson exposed in court. Fuck me, she gets around don't she? I bet she bangs like Swipe in a Pizza Hut.

What other similes do you know to describe your fellow poster?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 16:24, 34 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

qwerty
qwertyuiopasdfghj
(Stibbins, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 16:30, Reply)

clickin dis

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 16:41, Reply)

They both could have done a hell of a lot better. Or worst. I'm not sure. I think its the first one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 16:31, Reply)

She beat up that actor from Eastenders.
I hate emoticons, but accept that they are part of this new 4m f cyba-gramma or some such shiznit.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 16:34, Reply)

I've just stuck a photo of her with Cameron on fb for Halloween
What a pair eh?

let's have them run the country and it's journalism?!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 16:43, Reply)

How do you know she ISN'T Swipe?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Like there's a horse in this nation that Swipe could get onto without breaking its back.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 16:47, Reply)

You have seen a full size Shire, right?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 16:50, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/board/10110186
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 16:59, Reply)

Well fuck me, the OP there has 2.o'd me.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 19:10, Reply)

Ginges are always filthy.
Intermet fact.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 16:57, Reply)

That one in Sex and the City always had her tits oot.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:02, Reply)

something "rusty garage"
something "leaky backdoor" something
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:02, Reply)

Something about "lots of tools"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:18, Reply)

FIRE AND STONE
NOT PIZZA HUT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:02, Reply)

Pleather and bone
More like
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:22, Reply)

clicking this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Oh, that's some superb internet there Brian.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 18:40, Reply)

I'm going for rhymes
"as bitter as battered"
"as many gripes as rachelswipe"
"as much of a todger as amorous badger"
"As close to death as b3th" (sorry)
"as bronzed as gonz" (ie not very)
"As gay as GeordieJay"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:19, Reply)

English and England hates you.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:22, Reply)

as blond as vagabond

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:26, Reply)

o

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Vogaband

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:39, Reply)

'As dull as Cavy'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:23, Reply)

that doesn't rhyme

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:25, Reply)

bullshit again from citizen.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:31, Reply)

so hurtful

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:45, Reply)

well it rhymes when i use my chavvy kent accent

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:47, Reply)

i can't make that rhyme at all
bloody southerners
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:48, Reply)

agen zen innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:50, Reply)

As in the anal navy as citizen Cavy

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:36, Reply)

is that where people sail ships into cavernous arses?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:45, Reply)

Yes, could be a docking reference.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Oct 2013, 17:49, Reply)

As bent and spacky as Nakers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 18:44, Reply)