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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright bummoes?
How's tricks?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:42, 123 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
What's a nice boy like you doing in a place like this?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:52, Reply)
hey daddy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:52, Reply)
The people here should be in a zoo
The kind of zoo that shouldn't exist
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:53, Reply)
U ok hun? xx

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:53, Reply)
yeah, you?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Alright Drimbleton P

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:54, Reply)
yeah, you?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:04, Reply)
YM.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:53, Reply)
I wish him well with that she's been in the ground for over 20 years.
I was doing the whole dead mum shtick when AA was still shitting himself and gurgling.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:58, Reply)
What, 2009?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:59, Reply)
1991.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)
It was a joke about AA being a child.
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:01, Reply)
I noes, rite?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:01, Reply)
And AA being a child in 2009.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Deep.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:05, Reply)
^^ grooming

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:53, Reply)
I have just brushed my hair and had a shave, yes.
What of it? Dozer and me are well matey; we have nearly met each other at least half a dozen times now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:57, Reply)
We've bought each other hypothetical pints many, many times.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)
That said I am hoping for a York trip sometime next year
to catch up with former poster Boss Keloid, who has recently relocated to those parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:01, Reply)
I thought he lived in Leeds?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:02, Reply)
He did, then moved to Hemel Hempstead as his missus got a job there.
She then got a job in York so they moved there in September.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Really?
Blimey.

Does he still check b3ta? I should gaz him or sutin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Not as far as I know, but you could gaz him anyway
and I can text him to say you've gazzed him.

He's actually working in Leeds at the moment, I had half a plan to meet him for a pint on Friday but there's not enough time between my trains to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:05, Reply)
the best pub for a quick pint between trains is the brewery tap

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:07, Reply)
Yep.
Unfortunately I have about 25 minutes so by the time I get out of the station, across the road, get served, swallow pint in two gulps, belch and leg back to the station I'll probably miss my connection.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:09, Reply)
I just gazzed Beeks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:11, Reply)
I'll txt hm.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)
txtd.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:15, Reply)
Met him.too in Mancland and somewhere else.
I' m B3ta slag basically.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Blousie's bash a few years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Yeah that's the one where I met you and the missus. How's tricks? How's Blousie

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:25, Reply)
I met that dozer in york along with spakkaman and halfy.
And those other two can't remember names sos.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)
Spakkaman's cock may not do that precum thing, but Halfy's definitely does.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:01, Reply)
Halfy's a nice chap, as is spak.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Spak resembles an autistic Colonel Gaddaffi.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Well, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:03, Reply)
It's been well rubbish Dozer.
What you been up to?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:53, Reply)
had a mega stressful day actually
Tedious work stuff but it's all done and dustified.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:54, Reply)
Good lad.
Frees up Thursday and Friday for some good old procrastination.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:56, Reply)
I hate procrastinating at work, it's boring and tiring.
Plus, that kind of thing is frowned on.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:57, Reply)
Bit like sex with your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Piss and wind innit.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 19:59, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:00, Reply)
hey babygirl xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:03, Reply)
mirror

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:09, Reply)
clear

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Linen

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)
Double fuckin' denim

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:21, Reply)
alright 'bear pookie'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:26, Reply)
Harsh, man, harsh.
How's the single life in Milton Keynes treating you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:26, Reply)
???

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)
I'm calling you 'PsychoChomp'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:29, Reply)
thats way out of line man. Woah.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)
actually, it is fairly insulting.
To him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Camouflage.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:34, Reply)
Alright chutney ferrets

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Alright Nakers?
How is bent spasticity treating you these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:07, Reply)
To be honest davos it's a double edged sword

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:08, Reply)
I can imagine.
You have my sympathy. So much so that I've forgone wearing a poppy this year and instead have been sporting a slightly dented 'extra chromosome' badge in your honour.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:10, Reply)
\o/
Never forget
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:11, Reply)
alright big baby jesus

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Ooh you have been lurking a while
Alright frog face?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:10, Reply)
im deaf In one ear. did you pierce my eardrum with your needle dick?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:12, Reply)
I do love a bit of ear sex...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:13, Reply)
keep youre earection to yourself in future

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:15, Reply)
NEVEr

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:15, Reply)
get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:16, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Trains were fucked up today eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:19, Reply)
dunno. in a car heading away from the north.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:20, Reply)
That's for the best
What's in the north for frog?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:28, Reply)
BIRDS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:29, Reply)
I like crumpet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:30, Reply)
crumpets rule

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:31, Reply)
great when spread with butter and marmute and then topped with cheesy baked beans

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:43, Reply)
I'm on a bus
It's got all manner of working class types on it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Oh man hope no one throws chips at the back of your head and then you confront them and they stab you to death

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:29, Reply)
I caught a bus today.
I saw some proper rough people.

Some of them were wearing WHITE TRAINERS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:29, Reply)
I went on a bus a few weeks ago. cant remember what happened though.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:31, Reply)
It's a click from me, for the post of the day!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:33, Reply)
fuck off you fat mess

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:35, Reply)
oh man, first the aping of Chimpy's lifestyle, now the wholesale appropriation of the wee man's piss-soaked misanthropy.
Who's next to face the full force of your satirical range?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:37, Reply)
you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Good luck with that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:39, Reply)
I tell you what, I'm just pleased to see that Battered has got himself a hobby to fill the empty hours alone away from his estranged family.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_aSrtM9XFY
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:47, Reply)
linkfail

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Oh Christ, some cunt has set up for an open mic night in the pub I'm in
Place is crawling with singer-songwriter pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:26, Reply)
christ

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:30, Reply)
You must feel at home.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:30, Reply)
tangers lives in a pub?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:31, Reply)
YES THATS EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:32, Reply)
you peculiar little man

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:38, Reply)
Earlier in conversation
I referred to the tip of the uncircumsised foreskin, the bit that serves as something of a drip tray for older gentleman, as the "drimble". Everybody knew what I meant from context. I fear I may have started an unfortunate Urban Dictionary entry for our /talk colleague.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:32, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:34, Reply)
were you and your mates doing pissplay?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 21:38, Reply)
not to start with
but you know how these things escalate
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Sadly, I do indeed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:16, Reply)
I'm trying to watch "googlebox" on your recommendation of
It's fucking awful. Ugly, common people shouting their ignorance all over the tv.

They need gassing
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:12, Reply)
Television is for plebs, dear
Turn the blasted thing off.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:14, Reply)
Yeah you're right might go to bed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:16, Reply)
I'm watching football highlights

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:17, Reply)
Well this is an oxymoron

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:18, Reply)
coyote ugly ftw
although we waited to see Adam Garcia at a stage door. he is about 5'1". so like dozer standing on frog's shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:22, Reply)
I assumed this post was from chutters

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:22, Reply)
well, swipe is partial to a bit of back door action.
shpccuha
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:23, Reply)
Coyote Ugly is one of the shittest films I have ever seen.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:23, Reply)
The film of your mum being shat on by the entire squad of the Miami dolphins
Is th shittest film I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:24, Reply)
you had psychochomp's cock in your mouth

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:26, Reply)
'and its a click from me!'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:37, Reply)
Not bad, cheers
Here's a shitty picture quiz I had to knock up in a hurry

The pic has gone mental, ah well. Unless otherwise stated, name either the person, or the stage name.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:48, Reply)
Is the answer Daveterry Stalinhitler Dimblelemmy Fiftieswoman Chinlessman Batmansoldier Sittingbull Fuckknows Thompson-Bean?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:57, Reply)
Oh man I hate singer-songwriters

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 22:50, Reply)
cocksuckerz

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:08, Reply)
yeah, you?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:14, Reply)
Alright remaining spastics.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:23, Reply)
alright jeff

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:32, Reply)
Good thanks.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:39, Reply)
Yeah, not bad ta.
Been to the pub and now I'm back.
My battery is dying, so I think it's a joint and then bed.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:53, Reply)
evening Jeff
how's your drimble?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:32, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:39, Reply)
I'm in a hotel.
I've just put the obligatory "all of the characters in this publication are entirely fictitious. Any resemblance to real people either alive or dead is entirely accidental" in the Gideon bible.
I've also put the 'To Candy, with love, Jesus' at the back too.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:34, Reply)
Please add
'Jesus saves, but Rooney scores on the rebound' to your work.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Nov 2013, 23:41, Reply)

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