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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck that Stibbings cunt.More media scaremongering about the weather today.
Are you a typical British weather boohoo or do you just add layers, man up and get on with it?
alt. Anything exciting coming up in your week?
altalt. If you had to swap lives with a B3tan for a day who would you pick and why?
I'd say either Windy or Sporters. Windy as we both have a knowledge of pubs. Sporters cos he is from my neck of the woods.
Or maybe Dozer so I can see what it is like to be truly amazing.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:33,
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it's fucking freezing in my office todayI am tempted to get the bloke to come over and just stand behind me all day, he's like a human hot water bottle.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:35,
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You obviously need something hot inside you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:49,
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What bloke?Let's face it, there's a list...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:50,
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\o/as long as I dont get bummed
Alt:
Department xmas night out on Thursday
AltAlt:
I'd be Rory for the day
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:36,
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Ours is the Saturday before Christmas after we have broken up.Plenty of time to get over any embarrassment that occurs.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:39,
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The full office one is the 18th(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:44,
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I'm still here but fading fastI feel like shit....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:52,
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Soz pal, I'm stuffing my face with pastrami and crisps.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:54,
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Vegetable crisps, whole meal roll (1) four slices of meat each slice containing 1% of daily calories and salt, less than 1% of fat saturates and sugars.HEALTHY
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:57,
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it sounds like carbs and processed meat junk to mehopeless
www.shape.com/healthy-eating/diet-tips/50-seemingly-healthy-foods-are-bad-you/slide/30
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:02,
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what, one glump of processed salt and fat in each hand?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:07,
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You should be more concerned about whatever it is you eat that gives you an enormous gelatinous arse.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:09,
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Right turn, Clyde was what Clint Eastwood used to say to his orangutan in Every which way but loose. As referred to earlier by Rory.
Never mind.
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i've never seen itbut I do dispute the "excellent joke"...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:10,
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I'm going off to on hols on thursday 'till monday, really looking forward to it.I don't care if the weather is gonna be crap, i'm gonna really chill out and enjoy it anyway.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:53,
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Brighton !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:00,
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Totally, I love it there.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:07,
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I was in Brighton a few years ago and went for a run along the seafrontI was confronted by a man sitting on a bench brandishing what can only be described as a foot of drainpipe at me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:14,
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a _fabulous_ reputation.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:15,
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Only been there once but did enjoy!Weather will be a bit icy I'd imagine
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:09,
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I reckon so, just taken a gander and it looks like low chance of rain but a bit cold.I don't mind a bit of that, I have a nice hoodie.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:17,
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Man up. The boohooing about the weather in this country is pathetic.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:55,
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I like the people who build on and buy houses on flood plains, then complain when they get flooded.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:06,
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I don't get it when americans who live in tornado allies build their houses out of wood.They always get smashed to smithereens and the brick'n'morter ones seem to survive with only superfichal damnage.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:08,
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Oh god this.I don't get American houses at all - they're basically sheds.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:11,
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Didn't they get told the tale of the three little pigs?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:13,
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Nobody has answered my altalt.I want this to descend into jealousy, bitterness and betrayal from someone other than Swipe and whichever potential suitor she is having a go at today.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:20,
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I always read the question(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:26,
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I'd pick any of the tall ones to see what it's like to pretend to be superior but actually look like a ridiculous streak of piss on stilts.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:21,
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I can't believe people measure superiority on height?Unless you're and actual midget.
Anything below 5'8
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:27,
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I am about 5'8" which I have found to be adequate for my needs.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:29,
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It is probably good being tall if you 'wear it well', I imagine you don't. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:34,
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I am a fine figure of a man.Tall, broad, ruggedly handsome. I am hung like a gnat, however. We all have our shortcomings.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:35,
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Really? For a number of reasons I am not sure this is true, bar the handsome bit of course.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:37,
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Yeah I'm the same. Maybe 5'9I have no need to reach the highest fruit on the tree.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:33,
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I always though you were tall for some reason. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:35,
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oh, alrighti'd be vipros and go surfing ALL DAY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:22,
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I'd like to be YOU, GeordieJay.Just like YOU. Like YOU in EVERY SINGLE WAY.
I love you, GeordieJay.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:23,
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I wasn't even fishing...*flutters eyelashes*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:26,
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Cor!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:29,
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The Cypress Hill/Sonic Youth follow up single....(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:27,
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God I hate bitching about the weather. I hate it more than I hate most other things. Except children.God, I hate children. Except that one girl in the shop today that managed to make me laugh by embarrassing her awful chav mother.
I wouldn't want to be another b3tan, I'm their genetic superior in every way. It'd be like swapping lives with a crab.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:32,
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Is that the same genetic superiority that makes you wear glasses and be scared of moths?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:33,
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Genetically superior compared to this bunch.Compared to them, I'm practically a Hemsworth.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:36,
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It's nice how you are quite obviously not lumping me in with them. Thanks.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:41,
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Says the man that put one leg in the White Witch of Narnia's garden.(
Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:37,
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He's only a day awaaaaaaaay(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:39,
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I'd be swipe then post THE TRUTH about collars and cuffs(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:41,
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collars: regularly maintained at a city saloncuffs: regularly removed by said city salon
DONE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:57,
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Arse like a 10 year old boyTwat like a 10 year old girl
Saviletastic
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:59,
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Swipe before a visit to the salon.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:31,
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You'd like it, it's great being me. There would be a whole day of shock and awe to find out what I'm really like.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:45,
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Having to keeping watching you don't smash your head on people's kneecaps. (, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Not really, I don't hang around with lumbering great oafs, I like to keep those freaks at arms length.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 14:51,
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stunned is okfor a genetic mutant with a necrotic foot.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:19,
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HMV Oxford St is closing down, apparently.Another victory for Team Online Purchasing!
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Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:13,
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Clubbing together to bring down an archaic relic of a pre-digital age.(
Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:16,
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poor monty, beaten to death like a common seal pup(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:24,
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woooooo! more people on the dole! yay! well alright for no jobs! (
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:46,
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altalt: everyone wants to be me cos I'm the best one here or anywhere(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:15,
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Worst of all the lesbian-based STDs.Or something.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:29,
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Difficult to find an evening dress waistcoat, isn't it?Bloody things are like hen's teeth.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:38,
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Have you tried Ede & Ravenscroft? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:41,
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I have no idea what that is but they sound like the tailors from the Fast Show(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:50,
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That's more or less themThe make pretty much all university gowns. As well as the uniforms for a few public schools.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:51,
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I have indeed looked at Ede and Ravenscroft.Unfortunately, the one I like is 175 pounds, which is a little much for a suit I wear around once a year to events where people frequently don't bother with a bow tie.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:12,
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Haha, I am merely being efficient.I'll probably have to stick with a cummerbund for now, but I am not a fan of wearing those.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:30,
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cummerbunds are for the lower orders who wear clip-on bow ties.Such as Stunned.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:35,
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Oh, I've seen people wearing notched lapels without a waist covering at all. Cummerbunds are fine, I'm just getting a little chubby to get away with them.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:37,
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What do you want one for?and, how are you differentiating an evening dress waistcoat from a general patterned one? or do you want a black one?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:51,
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Also, not really
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:54,
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I'll be honest, I didn't read itas waistcoats in general are for cunts.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:57,
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and I've already got plenty of them hohohohoho.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:59,
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hmmmthat is a different angle from the one I was going for, but it still works. 2/10.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:05,
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That is not an evening dress waistcoat.That is a black informal waistcoat for a business suit.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:11,
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I want one for my dinner jacketSo yes black and certainly not patterned. Good God, man.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:10,
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If I could justify it, I'd be all over it.Sadly I work for a company the director of which wears waistcoats with clowns on. I feel like a dinosaur at these things.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:16,
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I can get a screen printed one of my face(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:17,
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I'm having Blazer woes right now.I want one that's a bit fashion forward but still formal.
Elbow patches are so last year.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:43,
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oh haiIs it going to snow then? Fair enough. I like coats.
altalt: you, you seem happy enough
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 15:56,
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Arctic winds. Definitely snow but as always they are vague as to when.It is the WORST WINTER FOR DECADES!!!
WORSE THAN THE WORST WINTER WE HAD LAST YEAR!!
AND THE YEAR BEFORE!!
What's worse is, people buy into it!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:22,
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*licks your bum bum now*(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:37,
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I could at least buy you a drink first(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:38,
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i'd rather have it afterwardsto take the taste away and disinfect
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:38,
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Anyway - you can all FUCK OFF, because I'm going home now.Byeeeee!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:37,
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fuck youI am home
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:38,
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So, in the same thread, if I call someone an abhorrent cuntbut leave with a courtesy, this is still good manners?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 16:44,
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