WTF happened there?
Did someone lean on the plug?

Fail of the week?
Win of the week?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 10:58, 162 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fail of the week for me is that retard who thinks Taunton is in Corwall
Win? Not round here.
( Peej, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:02, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Everyone 'round here is a winner.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)

ALL THE SAME
it's not like saying chanel is the same as primark ffs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Only it is, because they're both purveyors of fine apparel.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)

well, somerset and cornwall are both full of.... philliejoes!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Basically anywhere beyond the M25 should be considered inbred and possibly dangerous.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)

apart from cheshire

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:32, Reply)

*disappearingly smiles*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:38, Reply)

I just got a free pen.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)

IT HAS MY NAME ON IT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Alright bic

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)

No, George.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:13, Reply)

+is

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)

SHUT UP GILL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Dunno,
I am manoeuvring to get somebody sacked though, more news as it happens!
( Kroney, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Because they should be or because of a personal vendetta?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Well, mostly because they're aggravatingly old and ugly.

( Kroney, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Time to get some more attractive young blood in

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Exactly. It's not my company and my salary is independant from sales figures
so I don't see why I shouldn't be surrounding by hot chicks, basically. It'll do wonders for team morale.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Fuck's sake.
I can't help that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Fail of the week? Got to be cyclists, hasn't it?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I take the low death count as a personal failure.

( Kroney, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Me too.
I think we've all failed.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I blame Boris for the deaths of the cyclists who weren't looking where they were going with earphones in.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:28, Reply)

it's very sad
but fucking hell, my cab was queuing to get up from Blackfriars to ludgate circus this morning. you've got 2 lanes of traffic each way, clogged with cars and massive lorries and buses. and 3 cyclists all at the same time, one weaving up the outside, one schneidering up the inside, and one moron working his way between the cars in the middle. it's fucking idiotic and it's dangerous for the drivers. and the pedestrians who were trying to cross at the lights but the cyclists shot straight over that too. they should ban them in areas like that for their own fucking good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Yeah - laws against cyclists doing things have a great history of being really effective.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:39, Reply)

It's just lucky that other road-users are so law-abiding and careful.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:41, Reply)

i genuinely think central london is too dangerous
the roads are too narrow as it is, there are too many heavy vehicles, and just too many people in a hurry. much as I hate them personally, it's not such a problem in zone 2 outwards.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Indeed.
I wouldn't cycle if I didn't think I could handle it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:43, Reply)

the problem is
cyclists - you might be great, but lots of them ARE cunts. if it were banned in the really busy bits/major roads, this would help a bit.

drivers - lots of drivers are fuckwits. if they make one mistake, their car gets dinged up a bit. but you're strawberry jam.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:45, Reply)

lots all
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:11, Reply)

It's difficult to see a cyclist at the best of times, in a car. Big blind spot and a narrow profile.
It's made tens times worse when they're wearing dark clothing, weaving around and taking risks. It's made a thousand times worse if you're driving an HGV.

I've said it before, they should relay the roads to give cyclists their own lane with a raised kerb on the traffic side.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Did you break it hamfisted cow?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)

nope

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Probably some Northern Monkey playing with the white man's magic.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)

No fails or wins as yet.
Just smooth plain sailing, as I like it.

I am bartering for a pay rise though.
Should be agreed for next year.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)

What will you do with the extra 3%?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Minimum wage £6.31 x 3% = 19 pence per hour, 40 hour week, so, £7.60 less tax....
1 small butt plug?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Fuck the lot of you.
with my 3% rise bought buttplug.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:43, Reply)

I think Stunned may have spilled his pint on the Internet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I ain't got no pint!
Much to my chay-grin.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Win of the week has definitely got to be the IMMINENT ARRIVAL of my new shiny superphone
which I can pick up after work tonight. I am squeeing with excitement at the thought, as my current phone is old and shit (much like myself) and I don't have much else to get excited about.

Except my new Barclays debit card, which should also be arriving this week, which has a nice picture on it that I designed.

Fail of the week will probably come this afternoon, when I have a final test for my course, and my boss has assured me he is going to be 'a bastard' about it, and I will end up calling him 'a total cunt'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:27, Reply)

What phone did you go for?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Traded in a few birthday and xmas presents, and gone for the S4.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I has one of those.
It does all sorts of shit I don't understand.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:45, Reply)

It's shiny and pretty.
I am looking forward to it immensely.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:47, Reply)

i sent you a picture of your girlfriend's pussy last night, and you got that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Wait
is Stunned your new squeeze?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:49, Reply)

She has great seats

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)

no
he has a girlfriend, see ^^
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Oh christ. Imagine the children.
Like a bright orange yeti with one foot & 9 chins.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Haha!
I snorted in the office :(
( Kroney, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I'm thinking more 'Chewbacca'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I'M THINKING MORE ET TU BRUTE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:00, Reply)

hee hee
luv u bbz x
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:00, Reply)

better bung me some of that meth to cheer me up

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:01, Reply)

We helped bust a meth ring last month. We got a thank you from the filth and everything.
*prouds*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:04, Reply)

I hope you got Hanks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Stupid pricks making it hard to buy proper lemsip :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:06, Reply)

If anyone asks for cold remedies or decongestants
I'm immediately suspicious. It's a shame, but it's why it *is* so hard to buy things like Day Nurse.

We had this one guy who came in two or three times a week for Actifed, and put on such a show of being 'congested', he punctuated every sentence with more sniffing than Monty on a Saturday night.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Wicked !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I've decided to get an iphone at the end of the month,
I gave Android a good try, but it's just not for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:37, Reply)

I'm gonna do this. My android one is slow as fuck, just cos it's full of texts.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 11:40, Reply)

◃(☉__☉)▹
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Hail Frog!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Frog off!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:18, Reply)

WOAH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Alright you lot.
How goes the day? I miss you all you know.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Winders!
It's getting a bit like Groundhog Week on here but we still keep coming back, dammit.

You are a miss too! They need to do a nice mobile app so you can still be here in working hours.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Wouldn't have time I don't think,
Maybe at other sites, but it's a bit all go here.

Gotta run.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

PIGFACE!
Today is going quickly. I've got a parcel to collect from the post office! Exciting innit!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:27, Reply)

expecting anything nice?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:29, Reply)

A limited edition vinyl record by a b3ta member.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:30, Reply)

\o/

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:32, Reply)

YEAH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:37, Reply)

it's by DJ Dozer and the Prickish Emcees

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:33, Reply)

The Yurtmaster Mix

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Got it already. Load of shite.
BTW still no fucking answer on that thing for you......
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I've had fish pie
It was good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Wahey!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Nu fred.
tell us again.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I want deviled whitebait.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I had hairy pie.
Same taste.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:48, Reply)

I've had your mum
It was like a fish pie
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 12:49, Reply)