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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Germany to ban boob jobs for kids
www.thelocal.de/20131202/german-to-ban-plastic-surgery-on-children
Spoilsports. To be fair, it's one of those things where you wonder
a) what sort of parents are out there that this law is required
b) why it was ever legal.

What else is legal but shouldn't be?

Alt: What's illegal but shouldn't be?

AltAlt: What would you have done (to you or your kid or another b3tans kid)
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:27, 200 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Busking
Chugging
YM
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:30, Reply)
textbook

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Depends on the surgery though
Titjobs are probably bad but ear pinning and shit is fine
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Germany has shit newspapers as well then.
As for why elective non-medical plastic surgery was legal, I think it's more a case that it hadn't been made illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:35, Reply)
I might pop the kids over and get them both some new tits now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:45, Reply)
I'd ban smoking anywhere, apart from your own house.
I hate it when customers light up in my work place. Unfortunately they are the ones that pay the bills.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Who is the best troll?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Stibbins

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:38, Reply)
yeah well as a member of the ambulance service, my workplace is your house, you selfish cunts

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:15, Reply)
it's society's fault
with all the pressure to look a certain way. when you've only got to look at kids, never mind adults, to see that mostly the ones who look the most how society would like them to look are also the most cuntish.

smoking/vaping. ban this cancerous sick filth.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Yeah, 'cause prohibition has a good track record.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Vaping has no proven health risks bruv

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:53, Reply)
+ yet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:54, Reply)
SO what I have said is still true. Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Why are smokers
allowed to be portrayed as the big evil, if it was say gingers they would be up in arms.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Because smoking is a choice, but gingerism is a genetic defect, and they are abhorrent freaks of nature. Like queers.
But they can't help it. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Once they've persecuted the smokers, the fatties are going to be next getting the shitty stick.
Most of the fatties on here should probably lip-up really.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)
because it ruins their skin and makes them look old, which is bad
because it smells bad
because it makes them taste bad
because it's bad
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:56, Reply)
UNLIKE 'VAPING' \O/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

www.theindychannel.com/lifestyle/health/doctors-caution-use-of-e-cigarettes-saying-vaping-is-worse-than-smoking-the-real-thing

www.huffingtonpost.com/sheelah-a-feinberg/e-cigarettes-health-risks_b_3833901.html

www.theguardian.com/society/2013/sep/08/take-up-e-cigarettes-stop-smoking
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:06, Reply)
tl;dr please provide a summary

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:23, Reply)
THE MEDICAL COMMUNITY IS CONCERNED ABOUT THE LONG TERM EFFECTS
PUMPING CHEMICALS INTO YOUR BODY IS FOR IDIOTS

IT GIVES YOU WRINKLES AROUND THE MOUTH

IT MAKES YOU LOOK REALLY REALLY BENT
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:25, Reply)
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT WHEN YOU HAVE SEEN MY AWESOME VAPING SKILLZORZ

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:25, Reply)
you just answered your own question

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)
So you admit you're wrong? CASE ADJOURNED.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:35, Reply)
until you die of wrinkly mouth cancer

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:40, Reply)
I think I will get wrinky nutsack cancer first

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Couldn't these be equally applied to your beloved diet coke through a straw?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:38, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:09, Reply)
Not ALL gingers look old

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:16, Reply)
ginger smokers are fucked

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)
I've never smoked a ginger

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)
I'd have thought it was suicide, what with the whole 'burning really easily' thing
One false move and they might as well be sitting on a radiator wearing a shellsuit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:21, Reply)
i think that's only in sunshine

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:25, Reply)
I've never seen a ginger vampire.
Coincidence????
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:26, Reply)
As does alcohol
as does diesel fumes, as does too much junk food... etc etc etc... Just because a certain section of the public dislike something doesn't mean it should be banned.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)
"a certain section of the public", no
me? YES.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:20, Reply)
i just tried the kelloggs nutrigrain version of belvita breakfast biscuits
rank. like chewing the bottom of a budgie's cage.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Have you ever considered just eating, like, normal food?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:51, Reply)
Homosexuals can't whistle

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Every time they purse their lips a cock turns up?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)
The alternate ending to It's A Wonderful Life took things in a whole new direction

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Zuzu's petals?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:03, Reply)
AND THEN 2 COME ALONG AT ONCE!!1!1!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:02, Reply)
You still on the gay thing..?
Anything you want to tell us?

That porn you're looking at isn't research you know. It's GAY
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Are you saying you can whistle?
Look I have nothing against gays, its just they are evil and will burn in the lowest depths of hell for all eternity.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:30, Reply)
He's trolling you with his deviant lifestyle choices, Peej

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Jesus teaches us to 'love the sinner but hate the sin'
I like Tom Jayley, he's a good chap, but his revolting lifestyle choice, and it is a choice, cannot go unpunished unless he asks The Lord to forgive him, and goes on a course to be healed.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)
ECT is considered by many to be an effective treatment for this sickness

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I think neurosurgeons are now able to completely remove the gay section of the brain, leaving the patient able to live a normal life with very few side effects.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Probably best to still keep them away from kids though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Better had, just in case. It's not an exact science.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:39, Reply)
This is Science!

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:38, Reply)
+ER

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)
A meat injection would cure hi m, Frogcock.How's you?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I'm alright thanks mate, you?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)
GOOD CHAT M8

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)
It's this sort of repartee that keeps this place thriving

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:56, Reply)
*NO REPLY*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)
*blocks*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)
I found God.
He tried to rape me :(

At least he said he was God. It all got a bit confusing after my Jesus Juice.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:40, Reply)
You'd love a bit of God
He could make the earth move for you, after all, He created it in seven days. SCIENCE FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Don't mention the dinosaurs though!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)
They were created on the sixth day obviously, so were around about 6000 years ago.
This is what The Bible tells us, the problem with 'science' is these 'scientists' keep changing their minds, unlike God who has been around forever, so He knows a few things!!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)
I learned more about life from Aesop's Fables than those tall tales!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)
I can whistle HATCTUARLY

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)
You're not actually gay then, you can choose to go with ladies instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Minges are ace.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)
The Vagina
It's Natures Way
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)
It's like a re-enactment of Aliens

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)
A Mans Arse?
No Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Not all gay men do the arse thing.
Also, women's arses are the same if a man keeps it all nice
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Homosexuality?
It's A Choice!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)
I'm going to have these AWESOME SLOGANS put on the side of London busses.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)
so that stupid london cyclists have something to read as they get smeared across them?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Cyclists are gay innit.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)
If it were, Im sure more people would be!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)
i would be
women are much easier than men
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Nicer arses too.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:22, Reply)
YOURN EASIER THAN MEN

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Just say no gayjay!

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:22, Reply)
worst Woody Harrelszzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Homosexuality
Alt. going 80mph on the dual carriageway/motorway
AltAlt. I'd not have anything cosmetic but I would have cybernetic implants when they start being good.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)
There would definitely be parents out there who would do that
Look at them scary pageant kids. All dolled up like past-it hookers, skipping about to Rihanna.

I think other countries should follow China's rule on how many children you are allowed. Overpopulation is a massive thing. People should also have to do a competency test before producing offspring.

altalt. I would do nowt to any of your kids. How you fuck em up is entirely up to you.
Don't think I would opt for surgery myself. Maybe a little lypo.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:19, Reply)
INTERNET BULLYING SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Shut up and give us your lunch money

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Reporting dis.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Bitches be cray cray
www.theguardian.com/science/2013/dec/02/men-women-brains-wired-differently?CMP=EMCNEWEML6619I2
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Mine's probably somewhere in the middle

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)
That was written by a man, and is therefore racist against women.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:34, Reply)
So what you're saying is we probably shouldn't have given women the vote?
Or gays.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)
To the gallows, with them!
Back in the kitchen. NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:37, Reply)
I think we need a gay running things.
None of this war shit, and everyone looks fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Morning.
To be fair, liposuction would benefit overweight children.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)
So you only fancy skinny kids?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I've adopted an Ethiopian mate.
Waszap?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:37, Reply)
:(
Isn't it more click, click, whistle?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:37, Reply)
But they are all fat! they've got big bellies!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Tied down on their fronts you don't notice it.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:40, Reply)
You should put that in 'top tips'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:40, Reply)
They'd keep rocking backwards and forwards or spinning round on the distension though, you'd never keep them still

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Having children without a licence
Campanology
Away goals counting when scored in extra time of a two legged football match
GREASY STUFF-SHIRTS IN BRUSSELS TELLING US WHAT TO DO WITH OUR BENT BANANAS!!!11!!

Alt: Mercy killings

Altalt: Klingon pasty heads all round!
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:41, Reply)
I'd ban bears on this site.
Cunts.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)
They're in good company I'd say

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Starting threads and then fucking off.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Innit. It's like some people have something better to do. AS IF.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2159486
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I think people should just fuck their jobs off and entertain us.
NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)
If the fucking ESMA Clearing people would talk to the ESMA Seeding people BEFORE I've done 90% of the work on a fundamentally flawed premise
That would be great, thanks. I'd have more time to fuck around on here, too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:17, Reply)
You spend WAY too much time on Piratebay

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:23, Reply)

www.esma.europa.eu/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Very good, well done.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:45, Reply)
What's the best way to deal with the people you manage whining about having to work hard?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:21, Reply)
MOAR WORK
and post some unemployment stats around the place
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Yeah, get some productivity graphs on the go and pit them against each other.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Kick them in the cunt and dock their wages.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:23, Reply)

wages tails
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:27, Reply)
More upfront planning so they're not overloaded?
That would be your job, really.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:27, Reply)
"The sign of a good manager is a clear desk."

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Booking meetings and shit during dinnertime.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:35, Reply)
should be illegal: gays, homelessness, pierced paki millinery victims, goths
Should be legal: cannabis, ecstasy, bumming birds.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:44, Reply)
I'm not familiar with the law banning the bumming of birds
unless we're speaking ornithologically. Do you wish to bugger a barn owl? Sodomise a seagull? Rim a raven?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:46, Reply)
sorry, I should have been clearer
I meant forced bummings.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Turn a tern?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Go down on a goldfinch?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Pleasure a pelican?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:48, Reply)
fuck a duck

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:55, Reply)
welcome to the ploverdome

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:55, Reply)
ploughing a plover's back forty

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:09, Reply)
In other news, I have a new consultancy project. Starting erm, this afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:54, Reply)
K*M* had better watch out!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:54, Reply)
The dance is too hard

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Calm down Phill Collins

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:57, Reply)
*removes coat*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Wotcha SC

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:00, Reply)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:05, Reply)
They don't hang about; only had the interview yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:57, Reply)
they have a massive office across the road from mine.
I'll pop over and warn them about your drink problem.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 12:59, Reply)
Most of their senior management are some of the biggest pissheads in business. Senior partners spend all their time entertaining clients.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Senior's have the right to when they have the worker drones beneath them, paying for the drink.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Commie.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Yeah, shurely They’ve had all year to plan for the Panto. season

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:00, Reply)
How's your job?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:01, Reply)
Meh :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:01, Reply)
'Sup Harters?
Not letting you have enough B3ta time?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:06, Reply)
I try to pay attention to the road whilst I'm driving

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Eff that, yo.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:10, Reply)
LOOK THIS BUS ENT GONNA DRIVE ITSELF

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Stay above 50!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:14, Reply)
I'm on a haaaaartley to hellllll

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:14, Reply)
Shut up! you're the conductor

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:15, Reply)
DINGDING

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:16, Reply)
BUD BUD

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:18, Reply)
I set em up

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:19, Reply)
No, thats a domino

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:20, Reply)
MEATZA

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:21, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:24, Reply)
Alrite cunt.
How r u m8. I iz :-D
Savoiardi sponge fingers and choc ice cream here \0/
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:04, Reply)
alright Rory
You and Swipe got it on yet?

I'm *working* from home this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:07, Reply)
Eating biscuits and wanking online?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:10, Reply)
*turns off webcam*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:11, Reply)
alright nearly birthday boy? x

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:12, Reply)
ner
Feel like shite still. Cold, achy, fucksticks
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:13, Reply)
Happy Birthday El Sporto.
Numb the pain with some alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:14, Reply)
I shall do tomorrow, thank you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:15, Reply)
^ light weight ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:16, Reply)
tggi

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:17, Reply)
If I had an endless suply of Rohypnol
everyone would get it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:19, Reply)
Are you? well if you and swipe did get it on, would they be "Ginger Nuts" by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:11, Reply)
that's not rory

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Hello Ms. Swipe
Well that ain't BP's account for sure
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:14, Reply)
?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:20, Reply)
that's no buffoon

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:18, Reply)

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