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Chompy's never going to come back if you post big images :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:40,
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yeah right
twice daily vanity searches
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:52,
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Is this the new thread?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:41,
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Is this just fantasy?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:01,
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CLICKEN DIS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:42,
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hahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:42,
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Best birthday card EVAR
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:44,
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You share a birthday with Ronnie Corbett
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:51,
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and Jay-Z
and celebrated racist former poster Noel
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:57,
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Edmonds?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:00,
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Corbett trumps both of them mate,
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:00,
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Shane McGowan too, I think
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:03,
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I have
JCVD and football legend Robbie Savage
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:08,
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Damme cool
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:11,
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Elvis. Bowie. I win.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:14,
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Christian Dior
Emma Bunton
Benny Hill
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:23,
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and little tangle
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:01,
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You should totally make mini-tangles a facebook page
and friend all the b3tans, then we can post Happy Birthday messages.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:03,
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*plants yew tree*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:05,
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\o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:03,
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He might be racist, but you could trust him with your kids, right?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:13,
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Noel is a lovely chap
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:14,
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Happy beeday ess cee.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:50,
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ta luv
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:57,
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What's the alt?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:47,
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My puter won't show whatever shit you have uploaded.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:50,
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It's just *that* pic of your mum, we've all seen it before.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:51,
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Like a yawning hippo
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:52,
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Like a wizards sleeve
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:55,
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Like a punched Lasagna
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:56,
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like a badly packed spotty kebab
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:58,
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hahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:00,
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That was the best day out of the home that you ever had, wasn't it?
Good tiems.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:52,
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It was a good day out, piling into the yellow bus, then piling into YM.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:54,
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And then getting your piles treated after I'd finished treating you like my special little lady.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:55,
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Do you normally suck off your special little ladies then shove them a filthy twenty?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:56,
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having been out drinking with him on numerous occasions
I can confirm
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:59,
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I no longer wish to meet this scoundrel
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:00,
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you're not his type
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:01,
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Too sexy? Wouldn't be the first time.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:03,
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n't
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:05,
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It's funny because you know it's not true
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:06,
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er..........
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:07,
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*screenshhots texts*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:09,
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And it was a £10.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:01,
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it was so encrusted with filth, we couldn't tell
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:02,
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It's not a bartering system. That's the price, take it or leave it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:05,
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Exactly. Or I'll just take what I want. For free.
And you don't want that.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:07,
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you can have him
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:08,
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It's good you have that classic rapist look about you to match your 'top banter'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:08,
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You want to worry about bottom banter.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:15,
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You couldn't get down low enough grandad
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:16,
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True enough.
My heart isn't really in the manraping anymore.
You've got to love your work, you see and I just can't be bothered.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:19,
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You had a good run, you never got caught, quit while you're ahead and remember the fun you had.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:22,
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Retiring undefeated as it were.
Will you call me Champ?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:23,
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Always, Champ.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:24,
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Thanks, man.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:25,
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No, 'cos you've been de-feeted
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:24,
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Nothing for this?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:39,
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You needy fucker. I had clicked but I didnt want to validate you
PRICK
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:41,
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I was most proud of it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:41,
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It's a picture I took of YM this morning as gave me a good tromboning.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:51,
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With your spunk trumpet?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:52,
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Dedications what you need
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:55,
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Big words.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:52,
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For a little man.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:53,
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Right.
Checked it on my 4G.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:51,
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WOAH!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:53,
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Indeed I did. Check them.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:53,
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*checks them, all three still there*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:55,
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Where are we meeting tomorrow? Will you tell Monty (4EVAINRHARTS) or shall I?
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Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:55,
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I will be in Barcelona.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:58,
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i have a black tie do
but depending on what time it finishes/you finish, I might be able to catch you up. no laughing at my ballgown though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:00,
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Would I do that?
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Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:01,
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yes
out loud and repeatedly
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:01,
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with pointing
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:10,
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ie o
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:01,
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ooh
i'd never go back
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:01,
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+ bare
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:10,
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Cinderfella
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:01,
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this has put that old skipping rhyme in my head now
Cinderella, dressed in yella, went up the stairs to kiss her fella...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:06,
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I am sure I have been to a panto called this.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:08,
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I am sure its the plot of a grumble flick
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:10,
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all
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:15,
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starred in it, more like
you'd make a lovely ugly sister
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:11,
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good
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:15,
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I think Jim Davidson dis a sexist, racist, homophobic, mysogynistic panto with the same title.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:12,
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answers
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:15,
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It's also a Jerry Lewis film
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:20,
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Oh no you haven't!!!!11!!!!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:04,
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excellent!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:13,
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Can you get to Borough easily?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:04,
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My cousin got married there,
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Peej, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:49,
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oh man
Swearing is well edgy.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:56,
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Damn fucking cunt it is
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:02,
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Got any nice pressies s c?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:18,
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He is getting a nosh from the missus later
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:20,
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Ah the yearly gobble.
Good lad think of something bad to make it last.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:31,
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he just looks at his sorry excuse for genitals
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:33,
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They are down there somewhere
*shifts hairy gunt*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:38,
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Once a year?
Divorce papers would be served with once a month.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:50,
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You can tell you aren't married
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:51,
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I've been in relationships spanning years and it never dipped to below once a week.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:53,
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because men
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:54,
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Point taken.
Why do you women go off all the sex?
You entrapment harpies?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:57,
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Dry up innit
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:58,
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On the 8th day He created lubricant
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:02,
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and spit
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:26,
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i think that only happens when you have kids, to be honest
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:09,
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I also think that
Men don't need to be in the mood, and men are also shit at reading womens moods. So with a bit of bad timing we can easily ruin the chance
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:26,
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I am pretty sure it was part of her wedding vows
" To love, Honour, and stop sticking his greasy cock down my gullet"
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:54,
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Obey.
Obey means "suck it, bitch".
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:57,
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Off to the footy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:25,
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Watching Sunderland is more of a punishment than a pressie.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:26,
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I've not been to a match since Steve Bruce took over
Not had the time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:28,
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But you are right
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:28,
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As a supporter of tonights oppo
I feel you could have a happy birthday indeed
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:34,
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Chelsea?
I think we'll get battered
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:34,
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Nah we are good game bad game atm
Oscar is out and he has been making it tick, look at the performance against Noocastle I see Gus doing something similar
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:38,
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*fingers crossed*
On my 25th birthday Sunderland beat Chelsea 4-1 in my most favouritest game ever
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:39,
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Plus no Chelsea striker has scored an away goal in 2013
Last one was Torres against you lot in 2012
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:42,
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Well there's a fiver on Torres to score then
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:49,
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Possibly
Everytime he gets a bit of form one of his legs falls off though so you could be ok.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 14:55,
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Set Your Strikers To Torres
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:13,
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Oi. That's Trademark.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:19,
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yes but not yours
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:31,
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For the purposes of internet bullshit I am going to say it is.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:36,
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shit ok soz
I cant believe you pulled the old internet bullshit so early on in your defence. I can call no further witnesses and would like to drop the case
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:44,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:06,
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yer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:06,
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I've just been looking at suggestions for a post-Scots indeoendence union flag.
Referendums are funny things in a representative democracy, aren't they?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 15:13,
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I bet that made the afternoon fly by.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:22,
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i just googled your username
now I don't know whether you are a simpsons fan or a star trek fan :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:24,
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How so?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:28,
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google it!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:29,
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I see. I didn't know that.
I see Doctor P nicked my username for his shitty dub step record.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:31,
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apparently it's a very clever simpsons pun on a famous star trek saying
let's not pretend you DIDN'T know that, you cartoon space fan, you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:32,
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I am not that much of a geek.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:33,
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so where did you get it from then?
I am all of teh intrigue
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:34,
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I had heard it somewhere, I didn't make it up.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:35,
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yes yes
but were you watching the simpsons or star trek at the time?
it is VERY IMPORTANT for our ongoing relationship. one is acceptable. the other is NOT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:38,
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Deffo Star Trek.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:39,
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IT'S ALL OVER BETWEEN US
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:45,
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You have no clue.
Simpsons is good but better than Star Trek? Shut the front door, girlfriend.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:47,
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anything to do with space SUCKS
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:58,
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Always assume both
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:29,
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with stunned, assumptions are never safe
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:32,
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I am a delight. As well you know.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:32,
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SOMETIMES
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:34,
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+ Angel
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:35,
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mmm butterscotch angel delight
might have to get me some of that dirty little bitch for the weekend
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:39,
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Do you "do" butterscotch Angel Delight?
Grrrrr!!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:40,
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SEE ABOVE, STAR TREK BOY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:45,
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^NORTHERN^
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:44,
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He's a cock fan
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:32,
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fan
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:32,
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Nakers! Sitting at home scratching your micro penis?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 16:34,
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