Lunch?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:54, 87 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Brie and ham toastie
Not too bad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)

I've nearly finished my christmas ham. Might have some with a couple of fried eggs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:00, Reply)

I probably have one more meal out of it
unless Mrs Cow's Dad has eaten it today.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:01, Reply)

I've decided to learn to make pork pies.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:02, Reply)

I'm going to make sauage rolls with proper actual sausages in them as I am convinced this would be better than just standard sausage meat.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:04, Reply)

I made cheddar and chorizo ones a while ago
They were really quite lovely
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)

That sounds good, I like making bacon and cheese turnovers.
Delicious hot OR cold!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:06, Reply)

Remove the skins from them first.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Why? My thought is that skin on would be better....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)

Too chewy with it on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)

I can only see that a skin on 'premium' sausage wrapped in pastry would be a good thing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Try it with half on and half off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:11, Reply)

don't

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:22, Reply)

give him ideas

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:23, Reply)

so, toad in the hole, then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)

No, that's batter not pastry YOU IDIOT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:15, Reply)

I'm just being polite
and refraining from pointing out that your original idea sucks. clearly if you were correct, everyone would do this.

idiot yourself!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Piss off, Dorito. What would you know, you think that those fucking cheese and onion savory rolls are still called sausage rolls.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:18, Reply)

well, what would you call them??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:22, Reply)

fucking cheese and onion savory rolls

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:23, Reply)

that takes far too long

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:23, Reply)

Always with the sausage

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:23, Reply)

THANKYOU!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:23, Reply)

he was agreeing with me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:24, Reply)

He answered your question.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:25, Reply)

sssssh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)

No

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:29, Reply)

This is a good skill I feel
My New Years resolutions include only eating tasty food. I'd rather starve than eat something that tastes like fuck all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Supposed to be quite tricky to get right; it's all about the jelly apparently.
I'm going to make a curry later. Want to cook more Asian food this year.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:06, Reply)

I need a slow cooker to do curries in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)

I will text you a pic of mine
If you want it, I'll post it to you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:11, Reply)

The Hot water crust pastry is quite tricky to master

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Yep. Hence why I want to learn. Fancy the challenge.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:21, Reply)

I made a massive sausage roll the other day with what was left of the raw sausage meat.
Added pork mince for texture along with apple and herbs. It was nom, with some Picallili.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)

This is an excellent idea
I have some frozen sausagemeat and pastry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)

Add the mince or chopped pork shoulder for a bit of bite and away you go.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:30, Reply)

I don't even know where to begin striking through here...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)

That sounds good. Do you deliver to North London?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)

It never even got cold, mate. Gone.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)

Nah, I'm alright ta.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)

you're better than some
I'll give you that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:12, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)

Meatball sub x 2

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Eurgh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Bring me TWO \ / !!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)

Alright Busey

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)

I'm gonna go to Asda in a bit and see what takes my fancy

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Women in pyjamas is my guess.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:12, Reply)

imma be singing that all morning now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:12, Reply)

....are coming down the stairs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:14, Reply)

urgh
and that banana splits thing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Na na na!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Wo
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:12, Reply)

They were selling the Smart Price Christmas wrapping paper for 4p the other day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)

I did see that
Outside of doing it for a larf would you really wrap presents in that? I'd have to assume it was the prankster, comedy-tie wearing market they were going for there.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:20, Reply)

My hangover might actually be illness.
Superb.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)

just had a granola bar
my dad's freezer is stuffed with fancy frozen meals and every single one has fucking meat in it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Are you still in the north?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)

yep
not back in work til Monday, it's glorious
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:15, Reply)

It was horrible coming to work today

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:16, Reply)

I didn't like it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:16, Reply)

+ some kid burnt my neck

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:17, Reply)

?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:19, Reply)

search for Jacob dyer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:20, Reply)

How odd

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Hth
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=some+kid+burnt+my+neck
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:20, Reply)

Isn't it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:17, Reply)

I'll have had a fortnight off by Monday
I really needed it, although it's been carnage right up until today.

you should move to London, we're looking for good new IT. We can not do lunch with nakers and lock the sportscalves in the Tower.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:19, Reply)

hehe!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:20, Reply)

alright

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Tesco sandwich and crisps
plus a sausage roll and an Orange Club because I'm a fat bastard.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:17, Reply)

we used to have orange and mint clubs in our meeting rooms
they have been replaced with some crappy Scottish oat things. THAT's NOT THE SAME. it's not even worth going up
to the meeting room floors to steal them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Quality lunching there
I might get the Asda equivalent
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:21, Reply)

*sausage roll fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Dearest B
I am so pleased to receive your latest correspondence; I only hope that you are as well as I and that the happiness you were seeking over the feast of St Stephen found its way to your door.

As always,

FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)

you are mentally unwell and physically sick
why would you wish that on anyone else?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Dearest R
While I may be unhappy that your latest letter is naught but a stream of invective, I do pray that you find peace and happiness, not least in your courtship with my dear friend and confidante, F.

I trust that in time your joy and bliss will manifest themselves in such a way as to spread these positive tidings throughout this beautiful corner of the internet.

Ever yours my sweet,


FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:32, Reply)

wow
someone's hamster has crawled up to new places they've never touched before
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)

The H spot

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)

My dear girl
I can offer no explanation other than the simple pleasure of your online company.

Yours winningly,


FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:35, Reply)

Sizzling Coconut real roast chicken soup from Abokado.
It was extremely tasty.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:29, Reply)

*pats fanny*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:30, Reply)

don't
you know he likes that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)

I did manage to get an update on FB the other day of
May your pies turn out like fannies
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)

Was it wet?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:31, Reply)

*wiggles finger*
Yep
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:32, Reply)

New Thread #2

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:49, Reply)