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"news" threadI know none of you will be watching Celeb Big Bro but last night Evander Holyfeld made some rather unfortunate remarks about homosexuality being "not normal" and it can "be fixed", comparing it to disability.
www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/celebrity-big-brother-2014-evander-holyfield-cautioned-over-gay-aint-normal-remarks-9040932.html
Religion plays a big part of this but it makes me laugh how religious folk can be so behind this rule yet not other things that The Bible "bans"
rationalwiki.org/wiki/List_of_actions_prohibited_by_the_Bible
What's the last bit of blatant hypocrisy you have ever encountered?
Alt. Lunch?
AltAlt. I'm watching Twin Peaks and Dexter currently, of an evening. What do you watch of an evening?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:26,
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latest was 11 years ago)
David Copeland had the right idea about "fixing" them(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:31,
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Is that him who sang that Mariah Carey song?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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Very true. And obviously it isn't normal.Willies go in fannies, not up bums. That's why normal people never practise anal sex, that would be ludicrous.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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I don't know. I think you only get to find out when you're married, as Jesus intended.And I mean a man and a woman getting married, not a pair of bumders.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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I don't get gay marriage.I'm certainly not backing it. Why couldn't they just be happy with the Civil Partnership thing?
We are not "the same", nor should we be.
I'm happier being the better evolved of the species.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:41,
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it would have been a fucking blessing in the cases of some people's parents(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:43,
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I am perfectly capable of reproducing, thanks.With beautiful genes too.
Why is that such a need in this overpopulated planet?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:46,
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It's an unnatural sex act performed by people with the 'gay' illness.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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To be fair, men would stick it in a letterbox, if it was that shape.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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Gay men would, because they don't understand normal things.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:38,
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I read somewhere that the proscription on homosexualityis mentioned in the same passage as a proscription against tattoos. Presumably meaning that the Almighty views getting a "God hates fags" tat in much the same vein as a rigorous bumming.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:30,
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Leviticus is full of mad shitNo mixed fibres etc. It was written in the bronze age for fuck's sake.
But homosexuality is abhorrent though, it's right on that one.
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People living by the rules from thousands of years ago is what is wrong.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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It's time that people accepted that killing, stealing, committing adultery, etc. are just part of modern life(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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Jeremy Kyle would be very boring otherwise...(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:38,
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Aye, some twat had the passage that supposedly denys homosexuality tattooed on his arm, even though it bans tattoo's in the same book.*rolleyes*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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I'm very sorry to tell you this, but not only will you be going to hellyou're going to be surrounded for eternity by orange slags with tramp stamps.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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There will be plenty booze and drugs to cope.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:38,
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I think it just says about 'marking your body with the names of the dead'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:43,
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This God chap really is no fun(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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For an omnipotent, omniscient beingHe does seem to be rather hindbound.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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I think it's also later 'cleansed', essentially, by that Jesus fella getting nailed.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:51,
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being bashed around the head all his life isn't exactly going to help his clarity of thinkingalt: I have a "thai flavoured" soup thing. not entirely sure what to expect. and about 3 litres of water. giving up diet coke is killing me (it's been a whole morning).
altalt: SHERLOCK! it's going to keep me happy on the treadmill.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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Cumberbatch is a horrid thing.Is it you that fancies him?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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If you took that Simon Weston chap, shaved him and then starved him for a couple of monthsyou'd have your very own Cumberbatch doppleganger.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:37,
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Downs tiger agrees with you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:45,
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This is my favourite thing of today(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:31,
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That's not a sybianand anyway, for swipe it needs (a) more than one probe and (b) three phase electric.
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^ creepiest post of the dayEdit: Check ma quads
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:49,
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Every day on here!Alt:
Tortilla wrap with chicken, onion, yellow pepper and courgettes. Hot sauce, cheese and sour cream.
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Catching up with Boardwalk Empire at the moment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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alt. I have a nice creamy bacon and chicken stew I made last night. (
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:39,
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and if it's not homophobia, it's racism.www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukip-leader-nigel-farage-provokes-anger-after-agreeing-with-basic-principle-of-enoch-powells-rivers-of-blood-speech-9040044.html
We're a lovely species.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:43,
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Good old Nige, he'd soon sort all our problems out.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:50,
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Imagine the uproar if we just started shipping people out?!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:51,
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You're wiping out the majority of posters left you maniac!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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Fine. Ship out the gays.Enjoy your horrid furnishings, music, food and fabrics!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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Nah, there's only ever been about three gays in music who were any good.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:55,
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The correct answers were: Benjamin Britten, Bob Mould and Stephin Merritt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:00,
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Actually scratch that last one, he's an irritating prick.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:01,
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The middle guy really grows on you though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:02,
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Lols for H from Lostprophets(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:59,
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we might not make it, but we do influence what is popular.Not in the world of folk, however, or cheesecloth.
Your life will remain unscathed.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:58,
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Folk?Roy Harper is bent, he just got in hot water for bumming young kids innit.
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Mainly in the world of boy bands and Kylies thoughBut you're right this has little to no impact on my life
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:06,
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and tranceWhich is only listened to by kids, queers, girls and 'Dangerous' Dave Pearce.
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it's due a comeback. Just you watch!That Martin Garrix track was the start of a big ol revolution.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:32,
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I had a brie and ham omelette the other weekIt was lovely
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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I didn't mean him, he could have got the story from the paper, or online. Just commenting on the show.
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I'm unfortunately interested in celebrity. It's an old malady that I've not been able to shake off :((
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:51,
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That and the whole bumming thingWhen are you going to settle down and find yourself a nice girl?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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People are spasticsLad at work complaining about my plan to take time off at the end of the month, despite the fact that he took several extra days before and after the Christmas break.
Alt: Noodles.
AltAlt: White Collar is a current favourite, as is Sherlock. I've watched the first couple of episodes of Franklin & Bash, and there are now some series I only really watch anymore because they'll be finishing soon (HIMYM & Bones)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 12:54,
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a better BBC newslinkThose whacky colonials eh:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25618683
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What a waste of money and resources on human stupidity.Not to mention olive oil
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:15,
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Altalt: I either watch paint dry or re-read OT threads from that day.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:15,
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I've lurked here for a while.OT and /talk seem to have hit a bit of a low.
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And you decided this was the best time to join in?Have you come to save us?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:31,
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Yes I have.More insults and food talk are needed. Actually the missus got me on b3ta, she's been here a long time.
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Which one is she then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:37,
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You're b3th's husband then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:40,
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Lol5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2178862
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:41,
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Karl Howman's less successful follow up.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:36,
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Its what I am seeing in the article linked. Despite receiving several complaints, the regulator told The Independent…QUOTE TO COME
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Peej, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:37,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2178833
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:43,
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I bet you've been a disobeident slave before, ammirite?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:34,
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Don't be silly...I'm white for a start.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:36,
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and the bondage scene was never my thing(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:37,
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Me and my lot are still bitter about the pyromids, how about a bit of fucking recongition. At least the Field Ni**ers get props for all their work in the cotton field, but a yid trys to build a wall and it's all "human rights this" and "palistine that". Gazza-a-break. Unpaid contracters, that's what we were.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:40,
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But, in a similar vein You can play the Anti Semite card, in the same way they get the Is it cos I is black card
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His cards were cancelled last week(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:45,
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Sadly not his MEP card. It seems you are allowed to be a memberif you are a bankrupt.
Born in Barnet, like Rory.
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I'll keep an eye out for him(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:56,
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i don't think he's even got being born there as an excusehe CHOOSES to "live" there
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 14:05,
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shudderI've only ever driven through it. it's a giant road choked with traffic and lined with shit shops.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 14:10,
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Nick Griffin went to your Alma Mater, Cambridge Poly. So I'd be careful if I was you.
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Yeah', but that card don't play play so well when you've had a load schmucks using it to justify bulldozing someone's house and building a condo on top, and then launching missles from helecopters at children throwing stones in their general direction.Even Koffie Annan rolls his eyes when he says someone lay that card. Can't blame him either.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:52,
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Yeah but that's because they have been persecuted and it's only a shorthop, skip and jump from kids throwing stones to The Final Solution.
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Oh look, they're all ganging up together now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 13:58,
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They want to get them holiday camps started up again.Give them some leisure time.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 14:02,
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Can someone do a new thread as this one has been boring for an hour now.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 14:27,
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