How the shuddering fuck did you find THAT?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:42, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Perhaps you'd prefer her bread?
toisennhauser.com/work/13/mamas-natural-breakfast
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)

So she just rubs her stinky old crotch onto everything
Nice that she confirms she is "currently" STD free. Inspires confidence
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Not any more she ain't.
*zips fly*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Wonder if there'd be the same artistic leeway if it was a bloke rubbing his cock on dough and making bread?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)

If you hit the "News" button on her website
there is an article about artistic birdhouses, FFS. It uses the words eclectic and whimsy. I hate artists more than anyone who ever lived including fictional characters.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:03, Reply)

She also created a "piece" that was raw eggs on a piece of plexiglass
EDGY
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:05, Reply)

What a complete CUNT.
How do people get away with doing this for a living and think that it has any merit whatsoever. She does timewasters a disservice.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)

See also
the woman who paints shit pictures using her tits,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)

We should all chip in and commission a piece painted using aids infected blood on sandpaper.

( Muns, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Nice!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Gook, mate. Nuffsaid.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Most artists don't earn much of a living
They do it out of a need to create, for whatever reason.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Good. They don't deserve to feed themselves from the fruits of their labour.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:11, Reply)

They should get involved in something far more worthwhile, like insurance perhaps?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Makes the fucking world go around.
Without us, nothing you take for granted would happen. FACT.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:13, Reply)

he probably doesn't believe in insurance

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:50, Reply)

I don't believe it does anything to enrich one's life, no.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 11:05, Reply)

Its fine to have a need to create
but (and I also have this annoyance with actors) don't pretend that what you are doing is worthy. Art adds a great deal to the human experience but that doesn't mean that you (as in the greater sense of the word) can be a cunt about it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Most artists couldn't give a shit about being 'worthy'
Like I said, they do it for themselves.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:16, Reply)

then they can keep it to themselves
I mock of course, but while being creative is a great thing the artist mentioned is clearly trying to be worthy with her pussy bread, there is a difference.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)

But it is natural and expected to justify the worth of what you do.
Look at Stunned thinking that insurance is somehow worthwhile and not just a protection racket.
You can't dismiss an artist for explaining the motivation behind her work.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Risk transfer, actually!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)

It's froth.
People who work for a living are worthy.

Someone who lives on a rubbish tip in the Phillipines cares not for an actor's "process".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Philistine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)

Palestine

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Palo'mine

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:23, Reply)

Which fictional characters do you hate?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Jebus

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Frodo.
Tin-tin.
Jack Reacher.
Green Goblin.
Casper the friendly ghost.
Data out of Star Trek TNG.

How long have you got?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Well this conjures up a rather amusing image of you, drunk and incandescent with rage at the television.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Books, television, magazines, the public.
It's all the same to me, Tangers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)

That Dennis is a bit of a menace too.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)

Needs a good hiding.
I blame the parents.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Or some menace centred therapy

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Tin-tin is a fucking cunt.
See also:

Superman
Yoda
The tiger who came to fucking tea.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:24, Reply)

^ upset

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:25, Reply)

Ha!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:26, Reply)

I'm hurt :-(

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)

I don't like the bit where you drink all of daddy's beer.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)

BREADHEAD WANTS COCK SLAPPING

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 10:04, Reply)

It sounds like something from the Modern Parents strip in Viz.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)