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Who would you like to see departing this earth, and in what embarrassing manner?news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/01/09/10/02/man-killed-by-atomic-wedgie-police-say
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Who cares? HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOZERTRON!!!!!!!!!!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:38,
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Flavor Flav got arrested for speeding on the way to his Mum's funeralYou'd think with that massive clock round his neck he'd be on time innit
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:50,
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so thats what craig david was banging on about(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:55,
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with a surname like david you would think he was a jewAnd therefore should be chilling on Saturday
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:04,
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I like the way you waited until those people had left before you nicked their table of half drunk pints and cig packets(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:35,
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i always though that was your house done up to look like a pub because you dont go out(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:49,
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I also used to buy loads of Fenchurch stuffBefore it found its way to TK Maxx.
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Is this the equivalent of stopping liking a band when they get popular?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:15,
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Alright?Linkedin suggested you as someone I might know again yesterday. I LoL'd.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:33,
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Fuck offI didn't fall over, I just couldn't fucking stop
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:32,
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I guess it was all bit like Bridget jones 2(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:44,
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Happy birthday babygirl(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:56,
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Is that really wor Dozer?Have a canny day, pet.
get fucked.
xx
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:00,
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BirthdayOh well, In that case I hope you drink so much that your life flashes before your eyes.
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Happy birthday, I hope everyone turns up to your party...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:02,
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I'd like to see Nigel farage choked to death with his own teeth(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:06,
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Hello troll, who are you? I'm the best one here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:25,
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oh ffs has everyone gone full retard today?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:42,
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You must need some screw on plastic ears mate(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:29,
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Up his bum, a sex game gone horribly wrong (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:43,
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he geve them to his boyfriend in a commitment ceremony(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:44,
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I heard he stretched them and now uses them as cock rings(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:45,
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i heard he kept one the same size and pops it round his nads to delay ejaculation(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:46,
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"I think your cock is haunted gay jays boyfriend"'Whatever do you mean gay jay'
"Well it's just a bit eary"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:47,
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But you're virtually never here now, so that title no longer applies(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:31, Reply)
"6000 RIM jobs under threat"Best headline from testerday
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:44,
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oh ffsI'd like to take the cockburner of a train driver who just shut the doors whilst people were still getting on the train, tie him to the passive drone who stood there and let the doors shut, and drag them both behind the next fucking train until they disintegrate.
What kind of twat does that?
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Do they not bother with heating? Just let the mass of bodies heat the train as it quickly over fills.
Do you get a seat?
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Yep, we all queue politely where the doors wil be(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:53,
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We all queued politely at your mum's back doors last night(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:55,
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I bet you tried to push your way in without waiting for others to come out.(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:56, Reply)
I'd like to see more unarmed black people get shot by the police.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:50,
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Yeah and you were legally parked.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:59,
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If he hadn't have chosen a life of crime and if he hadn't gone to pick up a gun he'd not have been shotIt was mostly his fault if wer're honest
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:52,
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Did he choose it, or are black people genetically predisposed to a life of crime?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:53,
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i think more people would post against this point of view but it's hard to type when your hands are busy wringing
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:16,
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Btw I'll be in cov on the 22nd OVERNIGHT!!!!!!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:52,
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Oh man, you're totally gonna get stabbed or beaten up by a teenage girl(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:53,
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Station, taxi, hotel, taxi, meeting, taxi, station, homeBitch won't catch me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:06,
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Where are you staying?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:08,
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This clearly isn't opportunism, it's premeditated.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:12,
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True enough, i always get my rape stylez mixed up(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:13,
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It was better when there were only pictures of Bear Noncie on there(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:55,
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Fuckers who go on and on about what they 'benched' at the gym last night every fucking day as if it's a subject worthy of more than five seconds analysis should be taken to the top of the Shard, have their nuts tied to a barbells that then get chucked over the side.
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Don't worryHe can't manage 10 reps without help forcing the last 2..
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I'm going to have to catch up on the memes around here. Plastic ears . Is that a picture of Dozer up there?Who's Monty? And who is the best one here?
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plastic ears = rory- ism for hearing aidMonty = Poster who died but is 4eva in r hartz. looks like gary oldman in harry potter.
Best one here = was nakers, probably sportscow now
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:24,
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Sportscow's Quick Meme Guide v1.0Monty - 70's ex-roadie racist. Sadly dead
Battered - Dwarf
Stunned - 7' diabetic. One foot
Swipe - Gingery Lawyers 4 U
Frog - Folkestone. Bashing swipes back doors in
baked ape - Bent Spastic
Geordie Jay - Northern gaylord
localboy - ham hands, bread head
Bill Clay - made up construct
Bonzodog - used to turn up far too late to all threads. Better now
Windy Pig - Ginger ex-barman. Now leccy
tangles - yurt prick
Dozer - skate gay
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:25,
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I thought as people posted other we could refer back to this guide(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:28,
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I thought that went without saying(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:31,
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Cavy - Wales guinea pig loving LARPer(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:32,
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sportscow - too nice to include the meen bullying memes(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:34,
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I thought I'd go for the funnier ones(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:36,
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Is gay jason\rory\bearpookie all different names for the one offensive cunt then?(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
He's the best one here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:37,
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bear pookie is another person that hasnt posted much latelyrory could be any name as it changes weekly
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:38,
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Dozer innitim missing your point here arent i?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:42,
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That's easyDozer : turquoise track-suit wearing pierced sk8tr fashion victim leisure centre manager and whisky drinker who labours under the misapprehension that "chicks dig him".
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Still think I'll go back to gaming and porn. Possibly to the Daily Mail comments page.(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)
But then who will I ask about the strange hair growing around my winky? (, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)
I think it's an outlet for his schizophrenia(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:03,
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Secondbesttroll - fake doctor who touches patients inappropriately, probably leaving 4EVA(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:45,
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i think he wants us to beg him to stay, im not going to do that(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:48,
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I hope he's already left(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:49,
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oh hi mate! glad youre still here and that(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:50,
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Swipey should do her sit com about us, really.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:08,
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haha yeah that'd be well lol haha(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:09,
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Replied up there but aint nobody got time to scroll for that.Happy Birthday Dozer.
Get fucked
xx
Also; was that really you in that there pic?
Looks like the Inn from American Werewolf.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:03,
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He looks exactly as his ego posts.I feel better about the terrible bullying now knowing that is doing it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:19,
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New thread. You lucky shitheads. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:21,
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