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Who would you like to see departing this earth, and in what embarrassing manner?
news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/01/09/10/02/man-killed-by-atomic-wedgie-police-say
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:17, 189 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
YM, bummed to death by Rob Fa*rholme

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:18, Reply)
I could raise a smile seeing
You drowning in your own bile.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:21, Reply)
oh man that rhymes and everything

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:32, Reply)
Who cares? HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOZERTRON!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:38, Reply)
cheers m8 xx

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:39, Reply)


(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:42, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:43, Reply)
innit natty dread

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:45, Reply)
yer mi knotty headed nigga aight

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:46, Reply)
Flavor Flav got arrested for speeding on the way to his Mum's funeral
You'd think with that massive clock round his neck he'd be on time innit
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:50, Reply)
haha this is funny because of Flava Flav's zany clock haha

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:51, Reply)
mad propz for his mad prop

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:52, Reply)
he's in everything ya eat coz everything ya eat's got Flava

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:53, Reply)
so thats what craig david was banging on about

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:55, Reply)
yeah, that and his incredible sexual prowess

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:57, Reply)
with a surname like david you would think he was a jew
And therefore should be chilling on Saturday
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:04, Reply)
He lives in a hotel
Like Alan partridge
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:05, Reply)
Shit!
Lol
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:01, Reply)
also, Carhartt and LRG

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:03, Reply)
mirror in the background too, nice touch

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:08, Reply)
I love a bit of mirror

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:17, Reply)
I like the way you waited until those people had left before you nicked their table of half drunk pints and cig packets

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:35, Reply)
spakkaman was demonstrating his lack of that precum thing

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)
i always though that was your house done up to look like a pub because you dont go out

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:49, Reply)
nah it's the Ackhorne innit

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:50, Reply)
Cult clothing prick

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:13, Reply)
I also used to buy loads of Fenchurch stuff
Before it found its way to TK Maxx.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:14, Reply)
Is this the equivalent of stopping liking a band when they get popular?

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:15, Reply)
yes

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:16, Reply)
*digs it*
*falls about laughing*
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:27, Reply)
Alright maid?

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:30, Reply)
Alright?
Linkedin suggested you as someone I might know again yesterday. I LoL'd.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:33, Reply)
Cos of the poison dwarf probably

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:38, Reply)
Damn dwarfs

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:41, Reply)

laughing skiing
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:31, Reply)
Fuck off
I didn't fall over, I just couldn't fucking stop
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:32, Reply)
^ weeble

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:44, Reply)
I guess it was all bit like Bridget jones 2

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:44, Reply)
Alrigh 'Schumacher'

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)
Duck face.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:51, Reply)
Blue Steel

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)
Happy birthday babygirl

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:56, Reply)
thanks bbz

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:58, Reply)
Is that really wor Dozer?
Have a canny day, pet.

get fucked.
xx
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)
Birthday
Oh well, In that case I hope you drink so much that your life flashes before your eyes.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:43, Reply)
cheers

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:44, Reply)
Happy birthday, I hope everyone turns up to your party...

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:02, Reply)
STOP BULLYING ME

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:14, Reply)
Like that's a real thing

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:20, Reply)
I'd like to see Nigel farage choked to death with his own teeth

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:06, Reply)
Colonel Mustard, in the library, by painful anal.
Morning.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:21, Reply)
Hello troll, who are you? I'm the best one here

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:25, Reply)
this was true once SBT, but not now

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:26, Reply)
Sexy bollock tickles?

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:31, Reply)
does it?

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:31, Reply)
Slags buy tits

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:35, Reply)
SecondBestTroll you fucking bent spastic

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:37, Reply)
Prick.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:41, Reply)
oh ffs has everyone gone full retard today?

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:42, Reply)
Says bent twat

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:43, Reply)
hey! its 'gay prick' to you

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:43, Reply)
SadButTrue more like

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:36, Reply)
Oh...

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:37, Reply)
Xx

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:41, Reply)
Longtime lurker, just started posting here.
I've not heard that.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:28, Reply)
You must need some screw on plastic ears mate

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:29, Reply)
What is the plastic ear thing?

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:33, Reply)
Gay jay has them

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:36, Reply)
where are his real ones?

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:43, Reply)
Up his bum, a sex game gone horribly wrong

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:43, Reply)
he geve them to his boyfriend in a commitment ceremony

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:44, Reply)
I heard he stretched them and now uses them as cock rings

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)
i heard he kept one the same size and pops it round his nads to delay ejaculation

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:46, Reply)
I can corroborate this story

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:46, Reply)
"I think your cock is haunted gay jays boyfriend"
'Whatever do you mean gay jay'

"Well it's just a bit eary"
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:47, Reply)
And I thought "bum lobe" was just a typo by him

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)
But you're virtually never here now, so that title no longer applies

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:31, Reply)
You and monty rip

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:33, Reply)
+ each other's sphincters on a regular basis

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:34, Reply)
"6000 RIM jobs under threat"
Best headline from testerday
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:44, Reply)
oh ffs
I'd like to take the cockburner of a train driver who just shut the doors whilst people were still getting on the train, tie him to the passive drone who stood there and let the doors shut, and drag them both behind the next fucking train until they disintegrate.
What kind of twat does that?
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:35, Reply)
Train wanker

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:39, Reply)
He's your soul brother these days, train boy.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:46, Reply)
Fucking cold on the train today

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:48, Reply)
Do they not bother with heating?
Just let the mass of bodies heat the train as it quickly over fills.

Do you get a seat?
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:51, Reply)
Yep, we all queue politely where the doors wil be

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)
We all queued politely at your mum's back doors last night

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:55, Reply)
I bet you tried to push your way in without waiting for others to come out.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:56, Reply)
That's just with your mum

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:57, Reply)
That's due to her having to take the overflow from your mum

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:03, Reply)
I'd like to see more unarmed black people get shot by the police.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:50, Reply)
He WAS armed.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:51, Reply)
Yeah and you were legally parked.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:59, Reply)
He had TWO arms. Both black.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:03, Reply)
If he hadn't have chosen a life of crime and if he hadn't gone to pick up a gun he'd not have been shot
It was mostly his fault if wer're honest
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:52, Reply)
Did he choose it, or are black people genetically predisposed to a life of crime?

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)
Little of both probabky

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)
i think more people would post against this point of view
but it's hard to type when your hands are busy wringing
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Btw I'll be in cov on the 22nd OVERNIGHT!!!!!!

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:52, Reply)
Oh man, you're totally gonna get stabbed or beaten up by a teenage girl

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)
Station, taxi, hotel, taxi, meeting, taxi, station, home
Bitch won't catch me
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:06, Reply)
Where are you staying?

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:08, Reply)
^OPPORTUNISTIC RAPIST^

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:09, Reply)
Unusual name for a hotel?

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:10, Reply)
not for cov

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:11, Reply)
This clearly isn't opportunism, it's premeditated.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:12, Reply)
True enough, i always get my rape stylez mixed up

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:13, Reply)
Dunno yet, Hilton sort of thing probably

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:14, Reply)
Pity it's not 1941

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:55, Reply)
thalidomide lulz

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:58, Reply)
The populism page is fucking terrifying

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:50, Reply)
It was better when there were only pictures of Bear Noncie on there

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:55, Reply)
There are enough

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:57, Reply)
Fuckers who go on and on about what they 'benched' at the gym last night every fucking day as if it's a subject worthy of more than five seconds analysis
should be taken to the top of the Shard, have their nuts tied to a barbells that then get chucked over the side.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 8:57, Reply)
I benched your mum last night

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:04, Reply)
She never could last the full 90

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:04, Reply)
+ cocks

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Don't worry
He can't manage 10 reps without help forcing the last 2..
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:06, Reply)
i forced the last two up YM's arse

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:08, Reply)
+marrows

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:10, Reply)
My Mum
Is taking a bit of a battering in this thread
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:10, Reply)
HAS HE HAD A GO TOO?

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:10, Reply)
Only managed 5 reps, though

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:06, Reply)
APE!
\o/
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:09, Reply)
Yeah soz, I'm off now
Xxx
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:15, Reply)
Get fucked

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:15, Reply)
I'm going to have to catch up on the memes around here. Plastic ears . Is that a picture of Dozer up there?
Who's Monty? And who is the best one here?
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:17, Reply)
plastic ears = rory- ism for hearing aid
Monty = Poster who died but is 4eva in r hartz. looks like gary oldman in harry potter.
Best one here = was nakers, probably sportscow now
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:24, Reply)
Yeah I wondered about the ears.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Sportscow's Quick Meme Guide v1.0
Monty - 70's ex-roadie racist. Sadly dead
Battered - Dwarf
Stunned - 7' diabetic. One foot
Swipe - Gingery Lawyers 4 U
Frog - Folkestone. Bashing swipes back doors in
baked ape - Bent Spastic
Geordie Jay - Northern gaylord
localboy - ham hands, bread head
Bill Clay - made up construct
Bonzodog - used to turn up far too late to all threads. Better now
Windy Pig - Ginger ex-barman. Now leccy
tangles - yurt prick
Dozer - skate gay
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:25, Reply)
Nicely done.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:27, Reply)
I thought as people posted other we could refer back to this guide

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:28, Reply)
sportscow - pakistani

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Rory - twee Oirish troll

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:28, Reply)
+ pikey

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:28, Reply)
yezpliz khamagen

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:28, Reply)
I know him!

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:29, Reply)
A real one?

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:28, Reply)
he's a white one

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:29, Reply)
I'm undercover

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Of the night?

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)
I keep it all out of sight

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:36, Reply)
IT Support tech joke

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)
I think I'll go back to porn and online gaming.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:30, Reply)
Please dont

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:31, Reply)
^^

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:31, Reply)
Al - cunt.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:31, Reply)
I thought that went without saying

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:31, Reply)
Cavy - Wales guinea pig loving LARPer

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)
b3th - Weston gerontophile

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)
sportscow - too nice to include the meen bullying memes

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)
I thought I'd go for the funnier ones

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:36, Reply)
bear pookie - shit cap, dead mums house

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:35, Reply)
Mouth eyes

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
upsets macauley culkin

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Is gay jason\rory\bearpookie all different names for the one offensive cunt then?

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
He's the best one here

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
no, that would be me

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)
Dunno who you are soz

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:44, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2181001
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)
bear pookie is another person that hasnt posted much lately
rory could be any name as it changes weekly
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:38, Reply)
What about Dodderington Smythe?

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Dozer innit
im missing your point here arent i?
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)
That's easy
Dozer : turquoise track-suit wearing pierced sk8tr fashion victim leisure centre manager and whisky drinker who labours under the misapprehension that "chicks dig him".
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Still think I'll go back to gaming and porn. Possibly to the Daily Mail comments page.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)
But then who will I ask about the strange hair growing around my winky?

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)
I'll stay for you love.
And your winky.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)
*lubes*

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)
I think it's an outlet for his schizophrenia

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:03, Reply)
Secondbesttroll - fake doctor who touches patients inappropriately, probably leaving 4EVA

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)
i think he wants us to beg him to stay, im not going to do that

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)
I hope he's already left

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)
no such luck :(

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Im thinking of doing some whittling.
Loads of wood here.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:51, Reply)
Is that a none too subtle way of saying you have got wood?

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:57, Reply)
DEFCON BONGLE ACHIEVED

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)
From the garden. Knive also. I feel creative.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:02, Reply)
That will be the Tramadol
you have prescribed for yourself
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:10, Reply)
Haha.
Inappropriate touching is a perk.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)
oh hi mate! glad youre still here and that

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Swipey should do her sit com about us, really.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:08, Reply)
+h

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)
haha yeah that'd be well lol haha

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Replied up there but aint nobody got time to scroll for that.
Happy Birthday Dozer.

Get fucked
xx

Also; was that really you in that there pic?
Looks like the Inn from American Werewolf.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:03, Reply)
I like the way his cap peak is at a jaunty angle.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)
He looks exactly as his ego posts.
I feel better about the terrible bullying now knowing that is doing it.
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:19, Reply)
He reminds me a bit of Rab C Nesbitts son
Not the short mong one
(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:11, Reply)
New thread. You lucky shitheads.

(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 10:21, Reply)

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