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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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alright, OT?I'm new here. Marvel at my glossy sheen.
Alt: Is it really worth signing up to B3ta in 2013/2014?
(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:42, 175 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Feeling fine, about to finish work, thankyou kindly AB.I was worried you would accuse me of being Fathelme, as me signing up unfortunately coincided with his latest departure debacle. An eyebrow or two was raised, I believe. I also happen to be an Aussie, but I won't mention that cos you guys might be mean innit.
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How on earth does an Aussie support Arsenal They don't have any convicts playing for them
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And what was he deported for.(Yes I am going to continue with the convict theme for a while)
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If you like misogyny, casual racism, terrible bullying and foodThen yes it is.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:46,
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And the misogyny, bullying and food.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:18,
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hello showman. you seem a bit bent? amirite?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:49,
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takes one to know oneerrr.........fancy a drink sometime? xx
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:56,
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Are you two moving in together?Don't do it, she just wants someone to change the lightbulbs for her
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:00,
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It's only taken 3 yearsRory will be pleased
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:01,
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i know, thats mainly why i did it, to please rorykins(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:03,
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Would you say that b3ta had an influence on your decision to move to Winchester?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:58,
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Not even the tiniest little bitIt definitely stopped me moving to Coventry though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:59,
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Twang club needs new members though :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:03,
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I'd say more than a bit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:56,
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Hello ShowmanI'm the best one here. If you have any questions just ask.
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Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:54,
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I have a questionWhy are there so many Aussies signing up now?
Have things got that racist?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:55,
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Maybe the clocks went back and now we're better aligned time wise(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:56,
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It's clear to see why we needed a new best one here, you bent spastic.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:59,
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I think he meant the guy out of The Darkness(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:07,
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I can't commit to anything here, showserI... I've been hurt before by new posters deserting us after only one thread.
Alt: No more so than it has ever been.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:54,
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Shortest time between new poster and nickname(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:56,
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Hi sporterS, just so you know, frog is planning to bum you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:58,
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Hi sporterS just so you know Nakers is well jealous because youre the new best one here(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:59,
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I, I, I.... feel so......honoured** tumescent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:02,
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To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring xx(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:32,
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Fucking let me BREATHE will youI was just saying hi, now I've been signed up for a life membership?!
Just forget me, you deserve so much better.
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Yeah, I could only really tolerate one Aussie on hereI don't really care which one goes though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:00,
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Have you ever met ringo for a drink?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:02,
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You are currently slightly better than beatswork then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:05,
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i hope beatswork posts today so we can make them fight(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:07,
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Yer, mong fights are well lol(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:08,
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mornin dozerI'm cautious to get involved. While it certainly seems he's played a pretty active role in attracting all the attention, most of it's gone down before I signed up, I don't wanna join in picking on him til I see a good enough reason myself.
My personal opinion is the ignore feature is for soft pricks, though.
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This is my favourite.www.b3ta.com/questions/theft/post2143673
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Muns, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:20,
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Have we had it confirmedwhether anyones employers were actually contacted?
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I don't think he was ever going to do it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:25,
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His best qotw entry was the one about his mum killing that African girlHe didn't do himself any favours by taking on the mantle of qotw morality police though.
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There was this one which tipped him over the edge.b3ta.com/questions/lastlaugh/post1069474
Or rather, it did, once Woodside latched onto it and reposted it approximately 1400 times.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:55,
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What colour are your trousers?This is important
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:09,
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also, we need his thoughts on yoghurt coated raisins and also whether he hpccihm.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:11,
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You're not the new boy any moreCall him a name or summat
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:25,
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I thought you were an alias.Spose every new poster gets accused of this innit.
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I just went for a shit and some gay was in the cubicle pissing in the pot like girl but he hadn't locked the doorSo I push the door open in to his back and he pisses all over the floor and his shoes and somehow thats my fucking fault! Yesterday when I went for a shit the guy in the next cubicle was fucking singing! Fuck off! I'm trying to take a shit!
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Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:29,
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A good poo should not be interrupted(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:37,
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You're just jealous you didn't make some cunt piss all over his shoes.(
Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:38,
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In my experiance of the lady girlmost cunts piss on their shoes, they don't have the correct hose arrangement
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what???what the hell kind of girl are you hanging out with?
I have never ever ever pissed on my own shoes. or bare feet. or stockings. or anyone else's.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:54,
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Ones with flumes tight enough that the jet doesnt gush outlike a bathing elephant, hence the shoe dribbles
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that'll teach you to be so disgusting at work(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:43,
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Going for a shit at work is free money(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:45,
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So taking a shit at work is disgusting but sucking off ch*mpy is fine?
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Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:45,
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weighing it up................. of the two, taking a shit at work probably smells betterbut on balance affects more people in a negative way, so you are worse
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:46,
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I would take INFINITY shits at work before I sucked off *****y(
Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:49,
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what, trapped in a bathroom for all eternity, inhaling someone else's poo particles and gut rot stenchas opposed to about 30 seconds of sucking (didn't take long if you know what I mean)?
you're in denial, I reckon.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:51,
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Yes. I would chose the first before I went anywhere near his greasy cheesy MK cock(
Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:58,
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I wouldn't be a proper noob if I didn't hit on swipeHow you doin then luv?
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Meet her round the back of pizza express by the binsYou're scheduled in for mid march.
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Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:46,
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*Checks Rota*Yep all in order, says here the 16th at 3.45 to 3.48
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what? the one that wasn't tall enough so warranted years of whinging?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:05,
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Soz frogglesyou aren't back on rota until July (its a busy time of the year)
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i can't complain, so i won'tare you SURE you're not ringoffyre? same question to our new nigga secondbesttroll......
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:47,
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I'd say bent yes and cunt no(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:37,
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I think the whole bent thing is a lie to try and score more chicks.(
Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 9:38,
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Been at work since 8.30. 1 fucking patient, rest are no shows. Twats.(, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:03, Reply)
maybe you could work out whats up with my numb toe while you arent busy doc(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:06,
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CAN SOMEONE DO A NEW THREAD COS RORY AND SWIPE ARE BEGINNING THEIR FUCKING BORING BANTER(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:08,
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No you shut up because you live in a caravan, and you are shit at business.
No You Shut Up,
Because daddy bought you a bedsit in London
Ad infinitum
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I wish they'd just fuck and have done with it.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:12,
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It would save so much timeI am sure that Froggles would be allowed to watch NO TOUCHING THOUGH
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HE'S MAD WITH HIS FAMILY BUT TAKES IT OUT ON ME!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:10,
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It has become extremely tedious. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:13,
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"Edious" ?You are just making up words now, typical fucking lawyer
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and charging you £1,000 to interpret them in this context(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:19,
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Like she'd ever go there. Fucker never ventures past Chelsea.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:27,
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Start a thread about how I have an important meeting at 10.30 so can't join in(
Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 10:16,
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