Let's talk feet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:43, 84 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

you are such a weird little sausage

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:47, Reply)

Yeah, right, "feet". WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)

Ok it converts to 12 inches
Or just over 30 cm
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:48, Reply)

dozer's?
you forgot the decimal point....

1.2 inches lololol.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:50, Reply)

I like that bit in From Dusk 'Til Dawn where Salma Hayek has her feet out.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:51, Reply)

I like breasts.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)

like have man
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)

Hooves

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Paws

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Salt N Pepa's less successful follow up.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:56, Reply)

oh dear

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:56, Reply)

Just keeping in sync with the actual thread.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:10, Reply)

which is still going on below
dozer having kicked this one to death
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:11, Reply)

I absolutely do not understand foot fetishists.
My mate's one, and I don't get it - he goes crazy for girls in ... I dunno - shoes.

I mean - let's face it - they're coming off - you might as well not mess about.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:11, Reply)

I suppose its no different to liking stockings etc.
just a bit of decoration,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:17, Reply)

tell that to the 3 billion chinese women who had their feet bound because of sickos just like dozer...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Somewhat different in this context innit love
Now why don't you get off your feminist horse and get the kettle on :)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:28, Reply)

Feminist horses? What will they think of next?!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:34, Reply)

It was to combat
the sexist sheep
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:36, Reply)

Male chauvinist pigs, surely?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:48, Reply)

curse you and your better answer
I just went for alliteration
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:49, Reply)

the shexist seep?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:57, Reply)

Toe jam.
Let's talk toe jam.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:21, Reply)

I preferred Earl.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:26, Reply)

I've got a 12" penis
but I don't use it as a rule!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:22, Reply)

I have some

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:22, Reply)

More lies
online
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:23, Reply)

i'm just trying to seem cool
i wanted to be one of those people with feet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:27, Reply)

You should keep it real, man! BE TRUE TO YOURSELF MAN!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:30, Reply)

Toe jobs

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Many years ago
I went out with a lass who loved to give foot wanks, I would be sat down watch telly and off she would go. Odd lass she was.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)

i had a message on a dating site which
included an offer to pose for me naked, then massage my feet with his 'member'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:34, Reply)

It was quite odd at first
But I was 17 at the time so anything touching my happy place was fine with me.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:36, Reply)

..which is how you ended up in A&E trying to explain the belt sander burns, right?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:21, Reply)

Difficult to walk without them.
You have to have fake ones fitted, or roll about in a bath chair.

That's all I've really got on the subject, soz.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:26, Reply)

yeah but without them
you can shoot your missus while she is having a night time shit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:32, Reply)

Three's a crowd.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Stunned.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:46, Reply)

There was a b3tan who had a massive foot fetish and went around making lists-or-whatever of female b3tan's feet.
True story.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:50, Reply)

they mostly have two each, I suspect

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Couldda been in there mate.
b3ta.com/talk/3955594
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 16:54, Reply)

oh man
I have change in my pocket, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:01, Reply)

Do you have any knee-high boots? I think that's a prereq

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:10, Reply)

I've got some more or less knee high boots
Am I in, too?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:12, Reply)

er....
WUT?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:16, Reply)

sexy, eh?

They are for sailing, sweetie. Not for wank fantasies.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:20, Reply)

i could have done with those for skiing tomorrow
well, tramping around the resort, not actually skiing.

instead I have spectacularly bent white/pink ones (sports direct special)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:25, Reply)

You really couldn't, they are fucking LETHAL on snow and ice.
They are designed for boat decks, the only grips they have are laser-cut lines to help water run through.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)

Laser cut lines are FAR better than knife cut lines

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:38, Reply)

Actually, yeah, they probably are
as it's very hard to use a knife to cut very fine zigzags.

The point is that they are so fine as to almost be invisible so don't function as a grip in any standard setting, except on the wet deck of a yacht.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:41, Reply)

Skiing looks easy, you just stand there isn't it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:32, Reply)

You could be. I need to know more information though

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:30, Reply)

there is a picture up there.
well, that's not exactly them, mine are a slightly older design, but that's basic premis.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:32, Reply)

Have you seen the film Kinky Boots? I love that one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:33, Reply)

What do you think of this?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:37, Reply)

If people are idiotic enough to use that to treat asthma they probably deserve to die
is what I think.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:39, Reply)

I do
but I don't think they are the type he means
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:25, Reply)

They might be, i'm not entirely sure.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 17:32, Reply)