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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hiya!!First of all, I'd just like to apologise for the bad weather we have been having lately.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25802437
When did you take the heat for something that wasn't your fault?
alt. Good week/ Bad week. What's happening? My Birthday tomorrow. I'm working so I expect a nice verse from each of you in the morning. Off to Dublin at the weekend too. Lavely.
altalt. Last film you watched, and was it any good?
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (where do they get them from) for me. It was ok. Dude in it looked like Jeremy Kyle. Very confusing.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:49,
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Oh and the meatza I cooked at the weekend was well nom. It's just a glorified herby, topped burger though, really...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:52,
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Herby topped burgeris my new favourite slang for gay...
"Look at him, he is a right herby topped burger"
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I know a lot of people think he's right, but I like the more tolerant approach of Putin - we won't oppress you, but please leave our children alone.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:03,
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Pink Floyd are happy for the increase in album sales.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:06,
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good godpeople commit atrocities every single day of the week and god does nothing, but THAT he decides to punish, in one tiny part of the country? what a fucking idiot.
alt: soooooo tired today after 4 nights of finishing at 3am and skiing and not getting home until 1.30am last night.
altalt: American hustle. it was excellent, very clever slow burner
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:05,
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I said this yesterday.Rape, murder, genocide. Not a batted eyelid.
2 poofs tie the knot.
A PLAGUE. ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:07,
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Yeah, but you are a herby topped burger innit(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:09,
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YEAH I TWEETED ABOUT IT, I WAS SO INCENSED (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:10,
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Thanks, People's Poet! Now the pigs won't hassle us now on the street any more.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:15,
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Oh Frogs, you ain't active on Twitter are you?I just don't get the point of it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:17,
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Nah, I mean I have an account but I don't 'tweet', I just have a look from time to time(I was merely lampooning Jason)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:18,
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He's the chubby faced fella with the receding hairline(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:20,
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Has everyone had a good stalk of Frog then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:27,
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do you like my pic where it looks like im a ginger?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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Strawberry blonde.I always imagined you with dark hair. Dunno why.
When I say always imagined...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:34,
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does harpooning jason count as cheating on me?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:22,
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I hardly touch twitter, I feel it's unfair to my followship to limit my timeless prose and bespoke take on language to to one hundred and fo(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:24,
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Talk about an biblical hissy fit.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:16,
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THAT UKIP DUDE WANTS PUTTING DOWN. GAY MARRIAGE CAUSED FLOODS YET HE TURNS A BLIND EYE TO RAPE AND MURDER. PRICK.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:07,
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WHAT'S ALL THIS #BLUEMONDAY SHIT? GET ON WITH IT, YOU MOANING LESBIANS(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:08,
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I'm upset that you aren't following :(Yet reaping the benefits of my daily musings.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:13,
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I am following you, but only on twitter, not IRL(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:14,
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Wait, what? _women_ in her late 20s? I've not been this confused since my abusive uncle paid my way through uni.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:29,
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Oh, fair 'nuff.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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I saw a documentary film about some lesbians moaningTo be honest they weren't that convincing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:19,
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All the fucking time at homeit appears to be my fault that Mrs Cow find her glasses, purse, handbag, shoes, etc.
Alt:
Good week - my boss is away for 2 weeks, I dont have ANY consultancy work booked in for the whole week and the Mrs gets paid on Wednesday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:07,
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Stop leaving drawing pins on my settee(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:11,
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Just think how gay they must have been back in Noah's time to get god so pissed he'd wipe out the planet...... if just allowing gays to marry sent down the current weather?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:15,
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There is no evidence of any large scale floods from that period, so the story was clearly meant as a warning to benders in the future.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:18,
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You're forgetting the ancient Greeks, it's a minor miracle they impregnated enough women to keep the country populated to this day(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:22,
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i used to go to a greek restaurant a lot that was run by a greek silver fox he thought he was god's gift to women. his take on teh gays?
"we greeks invented it, baby."
then hurriedly, "but not me. I am ALL MAN."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:30,
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Yeah yeah, typical denier(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:33,
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I donno man, i've read some books, Dan Brown Clone Style, that say there probably was some pretty serious floods around turkey back then.Donno if there is any truth to it, probably not, but it makes you think....
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:22,
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i just checked my spam folder, which i hardly ever dofirst email: "are you really ready to masturbate?"
how much preparation does one need ffs?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:29,
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I read that in the "Are you ready to rumble" voice.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:29,
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I always cook myself a nice meal first(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:30,
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Scented bath oil, soothing music and candles are a must(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:35,
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Work till Thursday, then we have a visit from relatives. Ffs. I may need to self medicate.(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Careful sbt, this is how she groomed frog(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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no it isn'tI brushed his arse hairs with my designer comb
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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Kent.I think Frog lives there too. But of course you would know where your boyfriend lives.
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Yeah I do, Folkestone innit. It's well shit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:41,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2189975
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:49,
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I've pencilled a visit in to the parents for March. (
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:32,
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I am now following you on Twitter.I hope you're not upset about this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:39,
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I will apologise in advance.I take the wittering thing seriously sometimes.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:40,
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to stop stalkers from B3ta working it out.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:48,
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It's only fair, I know who you are innit(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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I didn't know that I had. Nothing on there anyway.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:54,
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Is Rachel following you? I've turned into a digital Miss Marple(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:42,
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Nope. Don't thinks she's on it. We aren't even facebook pals(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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Best way. It gets meddlesome.Me and my other aint on each others either.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:47,
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It think it's more that we are both too stubborn to 'add' the other one(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:06,
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Hun why have you put "Widowed"???And why did my dinner taste a bit weird
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:03,
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How the hell have you got that many followers?!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:41,
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He can read what you've written you know(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:45,
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WELL THIS IS GOOD!!!!Howay B3ta. make an effort.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:40,
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I'm popping into townAnyone want owt?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:42,
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*trigger fingers*OK team, I'm off for buns, a padlock and some cuppasoups
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:46,
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My wife always shouts at me when I put LIverpool down on my accumulator, says I'm putting the scud on them.alt: I've got a few days of juggling work, kids and housework whilst my wife is at a funeral in Norn Iron. Hopefully two days isn't long enough for the household to devolve into naked, dirty hunter gatherers trying to discover fire to heat up the last tin of Roary The Racing Car spaghetti.
altalt: Dallas Buyers Club. Very good, "Bongos" MacConaughey looked liek a porn tached skeleton in a cowbay hat.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:01,
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I don't think 2 days is enough time for it to descend into Lord of the Flies territory 'Bill Clay'Depends on how demonic your kids are!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:08,
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Sweet angelic Damiens x 4I have to keep an eye out for sheet glass trucks all the time.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:23,
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Woah, you've got four kids?What's wrong with you? You Catholic or summat?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:30,
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War, Famine, Pestilence and Death (
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:31,
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i just went to make my cup-a-soupsplashed boiling water over my hand, swore, went to stick it under the tap.
which gushed boiling water over it.
ffs.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:02,
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Am I going to have to give you ANOTHER lesson on the difference between the red and blue taps?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:06,
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The hot tap in our work kitchen churns out water so hot it breaks mugs.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:06,
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Inform your employer to check your hot water supplies are up to revised part G building regulations, thanks.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:10,
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TAP CHAT a new low :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:12,
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They'll pull the plug on us for sure(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:26,
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Oh manI'm in hot water now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:29,
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b3ta is going down the pan(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:30,
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Part G refers to 'hot water safety' among other things, silly!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:16,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2190015
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:17,
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Those chips were the bollocks.And the curry sauce was excellently lumpy.
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Lumpy chip shop curry sauce is the shit(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:35,
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apart from when it has apple and/or raisin in it :(or when the lumps are powder
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:44,
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i didn't realise you were a poxy southerner, thoughkent doesn't do fish and chips properly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:36,
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I'm not a Suvvener. Live and work there. The chippy near work isn't too bad. I'm still pissed at them stopping the mushy peasthough.They have got haggis in for Burn's week awhich is good :)
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As a doctorShould you be eating so much greasy food. Have you seen yourself recently hardly a shining example to your patients
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Little fish and chip shop in sandgate etc etc(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:42,
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The one near mine is nearly 7-8 quid for fish and chips.Has this been the case for a while now?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:44,
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They charge more for gaylords as you can't be trusted not to put it up your bottoms, and that's a waste.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:46,
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Shouldn't shape it so phallically then...(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:48,
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About £5 in Seashells, best chippy round here(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:00,
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I've got a crusty baguette full of cheeseI saw Joe Pasquale
I did not buy a new belt and now I regret it
Lunch update over
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:39,
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I saw Paul Weller in Liberty's the other day. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:53,
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No, I think he was going underground. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:58,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:58,
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