I have just seen a mobility scooter on the back of a recovery lorry.
What's the most random thing you've seen recently?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:41, 158 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have also seen this event occur.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:41, Reply)

What? You're on the Kilburn High Road? Come for a pint.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:43, Reply)

No, I mean I have seen it happen separately and before your experience today.
(Also, in reply to the previous thread, yes she did, and I will probably get to there 5:30-6ish, so not too early but if you're about.....)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:46, Reply)

Keep it to gaz please

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:46, Reply)

Okay I will gaz you to ask you to please fuck off and die.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:47, Reply)

Oh you can tell me that here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:49, Reply)

No, i'd sooner keep that private

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)

I'll be about.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:50, Reply)

Wear a flower or something

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Or stilts?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)

I saw a duck surfing on another ducks back.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:47, Reply)

Is this another bumsex metaphor?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:49, Reply)

You tell me.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)

*quacks*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:58, Reply)

It wS actually shagging it.
Ducky style.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:50, Reply)

Ooh ducky!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:50, Reply)

I seen an elephant fly

( Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)

I saw a sugar bowl

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Bit racist.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Woah that's like totally random man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Someone using the word 'random' to describe something unusual.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Brownian motion.

( Kroney, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Squirejohn gesture

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:53, Reply)

I once saw a pensioner rollerskating through teh town centre
That was quite bizarre.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:57, Reply)

Fucking Monty.
Someone should tell that cunt to grow up.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:00, Reply)

Well I laughed

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:09, Reply)

I saw two 6yo (ish) kids (brother and sister, I think) running along hand in hand, and as they rounded a corner, simultaneously look at each other and
make a "DUR! SPAZMO!" face at each other, replete with thumbs in ears and waggling fingers, belming and cross eyes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 13:59, Reply)

I met a man on a train years ago, his name was 'sis' apparently, he was wearing a suit with high heels.
At one point he played a harmonica. He discovered he was on the wrong train, as he got off he banged on the window, I looked up to see him brandishing a stone, at which point he bellowed "This is my pet stone, I take it everywhere, I wank with it!" Complete with universal wanking gesture, and with that he was gone.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:02, Reply)

Only last night I saw my stupid gay dog be so interested in the contents of a paper bag he walked straight into a concrete bollard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:02, Reply)

Your dog is seriously retarded.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:07, Reply)

I have heard it said that they come to resemble their owners over time.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:07, Reply)

It must be true.
My dog is starting to look really old.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:14, Reply)

He really is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:15, Reply)

hahahaha
I love gay dog stories
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:13, Reply)

i have said this one before
I saw a child (possibly 4 or 5) running full tilt under a section of those U shaped crowd barriers,
What he hadn't noticed was the ground rose slightly so in order to keep them uniform the gap between the floor and the top of the U was getting smaller, he ran full tilt into the bar and pivoted around the point of impact, his forehead, and crashed to the floor.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:11, Reply)

I actually lolled.
Well done.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:13, Reply)

I also lolled watching it happen

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:26, Reply)

haha!
I remember my arch nemesis at school doing something similar at our tennis courts. They had the green mesh fences around them and had a hole in one side but the supporting wire was still there.

He ran through the hole full belt and caught the wire at neck height, pivoting him up to horizontal then depositing him onto his back from 5' high, choking to death

I lolled
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:20, Reply)

I wish I could have an arch nemesis again
it was great at school
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Pick someone online instead.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)

i suggest that yurt smoking pot dwelling midlander

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I like to think of it still as Warwickshire

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

i just don't like to think of it at all

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)

But enough of froggy's genitals
What about Cov?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Bit mean. You can barely see them, they aren't sizeable enough to be offensive.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Soz mate

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)

that's not what 'random' means

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:21, Reply)

Yeah, its not even a sweet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:22, Reply)

^randomly not answering the question^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:23, Reply)

I'm just feeling really random today!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Wow so random!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Afternoon all
As a reward for helping out my Polish neighbour I was paid for my effort with a case of Polish larger, when I went to collect it his girlfriend was poledancing* in the front room

*no pun intended
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:22, Reply)

They just call it dancing there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:23, Reply)

I'm in the mood for ZZZzzzzzzzzzz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:23, Reply)

I don't feel like zzzzzzz

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Afternoon.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Wotcha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:25, Reply)

was she fit though
and did you ask "how much for a go"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Very fit
I didn't think it would go down well if I tied to stuff a handful of change down her leggings
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:28, Reply)

You should have just cracked open one of the beers and sat down and watched
As long as you offered him one as well all would be fine.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)

I have just opened my first beer from the case, it's quite nice
I am also shopping online, this may not end up well
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Come on Harters, you're not going to climb back to the top of the ladder by getting drunk by yourself on a Friday afternoon.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)

downward spiral innit
starts off with this, ends up under a bridge sucking cock for smack
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Wait.......... you can get paid for doing that?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)

It was B-day ysterday TuiB
Got the day off, so far I have had a day of shopping I feel I deserve a beer just for venturing outside.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:50, Reply)

I understand.
No one wants to hire a washed up 45 year old, with outdated contacts and working methods.
You may as well have another can.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)

Oh, I mean, happy birthday mate!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:52, Reply)

Fanks, that means alot coming from you
But I ent 45
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Ah 46 now innit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)

:( I was born in the 70's

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:57, Reply)

+ just

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:58, Reply)

There were loads of Sunderland fans in my local the other night.
They had gone to Manchester, had problems getting their tickets that afternoon, so came here to watch the game. I live near Canterbury. Bit of random place to end up.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:23, Reply)

There is a massive SAFC supporters branch in London
My mate Ian runs it. Also, Swiss Cottage was run by a SAFC fan for years

I know more than a few who come down from Aberdeen too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:25, Reply)

These had come from Sunderland

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)

beer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Searches for "GPs currently under investigation Canterbury"
This will flush him out
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

no wai!!!
That is literally SO random!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Is there something wrong with your bowels or summat?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)

B V


This is funny because he has used too many vowels in the word WAY lulz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)

boring meeting innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)

You call threads 'meetings'? Bit weird, but yeah you're right

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Hey look it's Nakers
How's tricks?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:36, Reply)

fine thanks
What do you look like?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Can you imagine a really fat version of brian blessed without the fat or beard, and different colured hair
but taller?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

You look like Swipe, only not ginger?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)

You cheeky bastard, I used to like you :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Did Chompy or Frog ever try to fuck you?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)

Lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)

ok bai!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

ok bai!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:53, Reply)

So good he said it twice

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:55, Reply)

Irish farewell innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Hello?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

To be sure, to be sure

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:59, Reply)

You really Craic me up at times




This isn't one of them
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

At one time that would have been an absolute CORKer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Dublin up the posts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Nice one SportsC(arl)ow

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)

ok bai!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Wont someone please start a new thread?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:11, Reply)

I will not #justsayin #layzee #yolo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:12, Reply)

I'm spent today.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)

DONE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Top curry!
I am stuffed to the gunwales.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)

i've never seen you eat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Eating is cheating.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 15:19, Reply)