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	 Favorite comedians?
	Favorite comedians?
 	Who are your favorite comedians?
Alt: Do you own a pair of Doc martens?
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Stibbins, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:13,
	
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	 i like that tim minchin
	i like that tim minchin
 	no
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:14,
	
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	 I am not sure I would class him as a comedian
	I am not sure I would class him as a comedian
 	Don't get me wrong I quite like him, He is hugely talented as a pianist
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:28,
	
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	 I like Dozer, BeatsWork, Showman and Stibbins
	I like Dozer, BeatsWork, Showman and Stibbins
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:15,
	
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	 Alt: yes. Though I hardly ever wear them as I haven't properly broken them in so they're uncomfortable.
	Alt: yes. Though I hardly ever wear them as I haven't properly broken them in so they're uncomfortable.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:19,
	
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	 Dubbin is your friend
	Dubbin is your friend
 	coat liberally and place a heavy object on top
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:25,
	
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	 Ah. Thanks.
	Ah. Thanks. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:26,
	
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	 ^this
	^this
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:27,
	
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	 Painful eh?
	Painful eh?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:28,
	
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	 Blisters and that.
	Blisters and that.
 	The pair I had when I was a student (actually hand-me-ups from our DJ) were really comfy. These days I'm either in Skechers or Converse types. Between arthritis and my gargantuan size, I can't do a full day in heels any more.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:30,
	
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	 My Merrells are extremely comfy. Good for getting muddy in the park with micro as well.
	My Merrells are extremely comfy. Good for getting muddy in the park with micro as well. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:34,
	
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	 They look like they would be.
	They look like they would be.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:40,
	
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	 Get a hair dryer to soften the leather, wear them around for an hour, when the leather'n'stuff remolds, it'll be in the shape of your foot
	Get a hair dryer to soften the leather, wear them around for an hour, when the leather'n'stuff remolds, it'll be in the shape of your foot
 	
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	 Jim Davidson, Milton Jones, Tim Vine
	Jim Davidson, Milton Jones, Tim Vine
 	I last wore Doc Martens when I was 16.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:24,
	
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	 What are you?
	What are you?
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:25,
	
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	 *goes for Gold*
	*goes for Gold*
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:26,
	
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	 ilol'd
	ilol'd
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:43,
	
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	 Russell Brand, Joan Rivers, Sarah Millican, Alan Carr
	Russell Brand, Joan Rivers, Sarah Millican, Alan Carr
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:26,
	
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	 alt. No. I'm not a lesbian
	alt. No. I'm not a lesbian
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:26,
	
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	 ^ is a lesbian
	^ is a lesbian
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:27,
	
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	 your choice of comedian says otherwise
	your choice of comedian says otherwise
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:27,
	
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	 I will give you Sarah Millican for that remark, but I don't think they will get any pleasure out of the others.
	I will give you Sarah Millican for that remark, but I don't think they will get any pleasure out of the others.
 	don;t they just watch DIY shows anyway?
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:29,
	
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	 Sarah Millican is fucking shit
	Sarah Millican is fucking shit
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:30,
	
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	 I quite like her husband.
	I quite like her husband.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:31,
	
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	 who is she married to?
	who is she married to?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:33,
	
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	 Gary Delaney.
	Gary Delaney.
 	They got married a couple of weeks ago. He's one of those one-liner merchants.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:35,
	
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	 He does good 1 liners
	He does good 1 liners
 	But he gets on my tits with the annoying head bob in acknowledgement that he has said something funny
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:02,
	
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 	Gary Delaney is really funny.
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	 You like Tim Vine so your argument is invalid.
	You like Tim Vine so your argument is invalid.
 	OR
We, differing as we are, like different things.
Oh wonderous universe!
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:34,
	
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	 no, the comedians I listed are shit and I listed them ironically
	no, the comedians I listed are shit and I listed them ironically
 	
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	 Yeah, whatever.
	Yeah, whatever.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:39,
	
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	 Jim Davidson was alright, for a homophobic, racist, mysogynist.
	Jim Davidson was alright, for a homophobic, racist, mysogynist.
 	A bit more cerebral than Chubby Brown
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:40,
	
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	 Sometimes I wonder if Jay is trolling us, but then I think he probably really *is* like this.
	Sometimes I wonder if Jay is trolling us, but then I think he probably really *is* like this.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:41,
	
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	 You can find out when I come to a baysh
	You can find out when I come to a baysh
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:43,
	
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	 :o
	:o
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 Alan Carr is not amusing in the slightest.
	Alan Carr is not amusing in the slightest. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:26,
	
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	 Neither are you
	Neither are you
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:28,
	
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	 Battered is occasionally, Carr never is HTH xx
	Battered is occasionally, Carr never is HTH xx
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:30,
	
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	 and he has a laugh like a freshly clubbed seal
	and he has a laugh like a freshly clubbed seal
 	
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	 I've never claimed to be.
	I've never claimed to be. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:30,
	
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	 David Cameron! LOL!
	David Cameron! LOL!
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:27,
	
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	 I prefer Nicholas Clegg!
	I prefer Nicholas Clegg!
 	
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	 I don't think anyone is ever going to beat the classic line-up of Henry, Copperfield and Ullman.
	I don't think anyone is ever going to beat the classic line-up of Henry, Copperfield and Ullman.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:30,
	
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	 Whatever happened to Copperfield?
	Whatever happened to Copperfield?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:32,
	
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	 Still available to hire on the after dinner circuit:
 	www.gordonpoole.com/David-Copperfield.aspx
	Still available to hire on the after dinner circuit:
 	www.gordonpoole.com/David-Copperfield.aspx
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:33,
	
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	 The costs some of the others on that site charges are stupid. £10-£15k to have Alistair Campbell as an after dinner speaker? Fuck off.
	The costs some of the others on that site charges are stupid. £10-£15k to have Alistair Campbell as an after dinner speaker? Fuck off. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:35,
	
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	 i went to a charity do where some moron bid £30,000 for "tea with tony"
	i went to a charity do where some moron bid £30,000 for "tea with tony"
 	I'd only pay £30, and that's only to tell him what a fucking twat he is
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	 15- 20k for Adrian Chiles
	15- 20k for Adrian Chiles 
 	
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	 I have a great mistrust of 'buisness' and 'motivational' speakers.
	I have a great mistrust of 'buisness' and 'motivational' speakers. 
 	Especially those who's key achievment is shaking hands with Branson at a book-signing.
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	 Roger de Courcey is available!
 	www.gordonpoole.com/Roger-de-Courcey.aspx
	Roger de Courcey is available!
 	www.gordonpoole.com/Roger-de-Courcey.aspx
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:45,
	
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	 Nookie!
	Nookie!
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:47,
	
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	 No thanks.
	No thanks. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:50,
	
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 	Mark Thomas and Bill Balley are great comics!
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	 I used to like Oor Wullie and The Beano
	I used to like Oor Wullie and The Beano
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:35,
	
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	 Mark Thomas is a badman.
	Mark Thomas is a badman.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:56,
	
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	 I bought a stack of stand up DVDs last week, and finally got round to watching some.
	I bought a stack of stand up DVDs last week, and finally got round to watching some.
 	Sean Lock - meh
Jimmy Carr - smug but funny
Micky Flanagan - enjoyed very much. Five stars, would recommend.
For my birthday, my brother is buying me a ticket to see Ed Byrne, who is playing WsM this year.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:34,
	
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	 FLANAGAN?
	FLANAGAN?  
 	Leave it aht.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:36,
	
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	 aht aht
	aht aht
 	
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	 he's from the east end of london
	he's from the east end of london
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:37,
	
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	 in the east end ov laaaaaahnden.
	in the east end ov laaaaaahnden.  
 	
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	 yeah, you try saying that in the east end ov lahnden
	yeah, you try saying that in the east end ov lahnden
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:39,
	
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	 Gaaaaahn
	Gaaaaahn
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:38,
	
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	 Oh, dear.
	Oh, dear.  
 	You probably think all Londoners are like him.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:39,
	
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	 only ones from the east end.....
	only ones from the east end.....
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:39,
	
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	 ov lahndan
	ov lahndan
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:40,
	
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	 You and Gonz are both Londoners and both Jewish
	You and Gonz are both Londoners and both Jewish
 	but as alike as a spaniel and a great dane, so no I don't think all Londoners are the same.
'Cept them Cockerney Facks. They're all gaw blimey ow's yer farver appleas an pears, innay?
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:42,
	
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 	Seen Mickey Flaganhan, he's really good.
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	 I like Ricky Gervais
	I like Ricky Gervais
 	
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	 Will Smith AND Ricky Gervais :(
	Will Smith AND Ricky Gervais :(
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 Imagine if they teamed up ! They'd make the best movie ever made.
	Imagine if they teamed up ! They'd make the best movie ever made.
 	
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	 Rob Beckett is a great new comic.
	Rob Beckett is a great new comic.
 	
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	 I can't take my eyes off his teeth.
	I can't take my eyes off his teeth.
 	I like Daniel Sloss and Chris Ramsay out of the new bunch of comics.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:43,
	
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 	I like Josh Widdercome's radio show.
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	 I tried to like Chris Ramsey but it's just like listening to a mate tell an anecdote.
	I tried to like Chris Ramsey but it's just like listening to a mate tell an anecdote.
 	Plus he laughs at ANYTHING on Celebrity Juice.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:45,
	
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	 I can't watch that
	I can't watch that
 	on account of Leigh Francis being an unfunny twat.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:47,
	
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	 Parts of Bo Selecta were genius
	Parts of Bo Selecta were genius
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:57,
	
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	 Mark Steel is another good one.
	Mark Steel is another good one.
 	
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	 I like Frankie Boyle, but not all the time.
	I like Frankie Boyle, but not all the time.
 	Bit hit and miss, but when he hits.....
Loved the Dave Allen re-run on BBC2 the other week, too.
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	 They've just added him to netflix so shall be watching tonight.
	They've just added him to netflix so shall be watching tonight.
 	My fella likes insulting jokes.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:58,
	
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	 Obviously
	Obviously
 	
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	 I've watched all 3 this last week
	I've watched all 3 this last week
 	although in reverse order, probably would have been better oldest first.
The picking on people in the audience is well lol on all 3 though
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	 Hale and Pace
	Hale and Pace
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:51,
	
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	 *stonks*
	*stonks*
 	
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	 ^
	^
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:54,
	
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	 That Stewart Lee, right kids?
	That Stewart Lee, right kids?
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:54,
	
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	 Freddie Starr
	Freddie Starr
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:56,
	
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	 Bruce Forsythe
	Bruce Forsythe
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:59,
	
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	 I watched a comedy programme that had a woman that looked like Bruce Forsythe (on purpose)
	I watched a comedy programme that had a woman that looked like Bruce Forsythe (on purpose)
 	It was one of the creepiest looking things I've ever seen.
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	 I wish they'd Yewtree the cunt.
	I wish they'd Yewtree the cunt.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:04,
	
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	 Jerry Sadowitz
	Jerry Sadowitz
 	
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	 "Hello Moose fuckers"
	"Hello Moose fuckers"
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:04,
	
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	 Agnostic Antichrist.
	Agnostic Antichrist. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:06,
	
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	 Someone on my FB just posted this.... I quite like the way they've got Wiki links for 'internet' and 'shopping mall'.
 	seachranaidhe1.wordpress.com/2013/03/20/the-most-two-evil-bastards-they-should-rot-in-hell/
	Someone on my FB just posted this.... I quite like the way they've got Wiki links for 'internet' and 'shopping mall'.
 	seachranaidhe1.wordpress.com/2013/03/20/the-most-two-evil-bastards-they-should-rot-in-hell/
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