Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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OK, I'm 4 pints deep and I have my rage on nowIf I dont get an answer as to where my £300 has gone THERE WILL BE TROUBLE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:57,
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Definitely. Constantly repeating yourself, amd referring tp colleagues as cunts, is good too.
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If it gets too much you can always whip it out and piss on their desks(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:17, Reply)
may i borrow you to shout at someone?I only wanted a light lunch as teh frog and I are out with some family tonight and it's hefty on the portions there. I went for a small cup of healthy grain chana masala. she PROMISED me there were no raisins or sultanas in it.
it's fucking stuffed full of sultanas. I hate them, I hate them so much. I want to put them up her nose.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:18,
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they are definitely sultanasthe big fat pale brown bastards. you'd think in the context of a cup of curry flavoured grains and chickpeas that I wouldn't notice, but I KNOW THEY'RE THERE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:22,
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NOI pawed through it like an anal obsessive retard, and piled them up at the side of the pot, making upset clicking noises.
they are now in the bin. where they belong.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:26,
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And that turns you on?Sicko
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:28,
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You'd love it too, that's why you married a woman with the mental age of a child, it's the acceptable face of paedophilia.........isn't it?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:30,
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you don't want to know what turns him onyou'd never sleep again
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:47,
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Is it fat ginger birds?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:51,
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No, that's not what I meant, because, right....oh forget it(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:57,
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upset clicking noises?Like an Ethiopian or whatever those clicking blacks are...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:42,
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Kalahari bushmen innit?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:46,
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more like an overgrown budgie that doesn't like its seed(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:46,
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More like a dolphin, although she doesn't do it...........on porpoise!!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:48,
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It does make a joke funnier.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:53,
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2203039
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:00,
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I just like to put a different....angle on it
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:01,
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See, if Lokesy had posted his in this style......I might've liked it!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:04,
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I nearly did exactly that.........just to prove the point
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:06,
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*plays honky tonk just like anything*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:27,
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Oh you get a fucking Dire Straights jokeBut not a Nazi one
#what a prick
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Fruit has no place in a main course./is a foodwrong weirdo
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:37,
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£75 a pint?Are you in that London?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:21,
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