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Bored of good fortune and lunch chat now....Yesterday my car broke just after having spent out on it's tax, MOT & service, which is annoying. This isn't a cue for CAR CHAT.
Tell us about your bad fortune.....if you dare!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:53,
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latest was 11 years ago)
I'm increasingly of the opinion that it would be cheaper just to buy a shit cheap second hand car every year(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:58,
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I think I might have to get a cheap shit second hand car to replace the cheap shit second hand car that broke(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:00,
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I need to get my car serviced(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:02,
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I need to get the fucking garage to pick mine up to see what's the matter. I hate cars.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:03,
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But it costs about the same as buying a car like Frog's to get it serviced every year./has no real idea what cars cost
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:07,
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I think the solution is to buy fucking expensive cars second handand cheap cars brand new. But you do need to a)know what you are doing with buying second hand and b)even then, get a bit of luck
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:15,
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I don't know nuffink about cars, boss(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:21,
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You were threating to buy a 911 the other daythat does at least show some taste, although for the money you were talking I'd probably buy a couple of years older and get a higher spec 997 rather than a newer standard Carerra. But swings and roundabouts, innit?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:28,
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Ah, you're getting me mixed up with some little scamp who has a name similar to mine, only with a capital 'i' in place of an 'l'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:29,
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I'm confused, you're the purplenamerwhich means you're Rory. I thought.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:30,
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Cor, badge has clicked me!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:31,
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and you loved it.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:32,
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No, you're definitely Rory. Soz.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:32,
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Well - it looks like my commute for the rest of the week is going to be ruined by some overpaid pricks that still don't think they're getting enough money.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:07,
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actually, as a student I used to take pills and go skatingIt was really quite fun.
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I've not been on a skateboard since I was about 12Proper banana board too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:12,
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Like asprin and stuffso it wouldn't hurt as much if you fell off yeah?
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Oh, I say.Nothing flashy there, but a textbook cover drive for four.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:29,
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** Breaking news!! **I had a minty lamb panini, not tuna as previously stated.
I have a head cold which is making me thicker than usual. People took it upon themselves to give me a massive food order, which is where tuna came from.
Apologies for any inconvenience caused.
Wax on Shit off.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:23,
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See everyone - Jase isn't just a phone monkey, he does the sandwich run as well(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:24,
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That makes slightly more sense(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 14:36,
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Mint sauce with lamb is shitRed currant jelly all the way
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:00,
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I prefer mint sauce on cauli and boiled potato(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:02,
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Yeah, nobody has minted potato(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:09,
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I started up that 5:2 diet againfirst fasting day today, somebody brought in croissants for everyone AND there's birthday chocolates in the office. Woe.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:02,
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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels/ac
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:04,
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Pretty good actually. If they're really scrawny then they're not strong enough to fight me off.
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I'll let you find out one day...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:10,
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Here's a good diet tip:1. Eat sensible portions of healthy foods like vegetables and fruits.
2. Exercise regularly.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:07,
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The world don't move to the beat of just one drum vagjust ask jasum
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One Drum Vagsounds like a movie.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:12,
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Yeah tried thatturns out I'm shit at both.
I can manage controlling my food intake for 1 day which is all I need for this, plus I've done it before and lost weight.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:09,
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Alternatively, take a lot of amphetamine.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:11,
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Sewing your mouth shutBreaking own legs to avoid shops
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:12,
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^ Actual medical advice.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:16,
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One of them apparently interrupted an assault.To Me, to him
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:12,
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* something about to me, to you *(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:15,
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apropos to nothing I love the fact that the plastic surgeons association is called Baaps makes me smile
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*BREAKING* Tube strike cancelled!www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-13896546
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:21,
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They will just postpone it to Summer when life gets a bit hard again.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:22,
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Hey this is good news for those of us who use the London transport network (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:24,
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compassion dunt have a time limit 'sportscow' life ent all numbering papers and slushies gupta
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Chav or not, I'd still smash her back doors in and repaint her flowers(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:33,
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no no no no no I don't think I can say this enough no no no no no no no no
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there ent no shame in what you want to stick yer winkie intoit ent up to you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:41,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:34,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 15:36,
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OKAY THREAD CLOSED AS I'M GOING TO DRINK DELICIOUS BEER NOW(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:01,
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Going to the pub early in the week is for alcoholics and student pricks only.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:20,
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the only geezer wot cares is that Peter Noone chap out of Herman's Hermits(, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:31, Reply)
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