Couldn't get back to sleep so got up at 10 to 6.
Bad news as this is a fasting day. Don't normally get up until 7-7:30. When do you get up?

alt: morning person or night owl?

altalt: watched any Olympics?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 6:28, 56 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning. Why do you have fasting days?
I really don't give a toss about the Olympics sos.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 7:02, Reply)

doing that 5:2 thing
where you have 2 600 calorie days and eat normally the rest of the time. Works for me as I have sufficient willpower to do a day of controlling my input if I know tomorrow I can have a big greasy pizza and a bottle of wine.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 7:37, Reply)

Can you not just do a bit more and eat a bit less rather than all this faddy shit that'll see you back resembling Swipe with smaller tits and better hair a month after finishing it?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 7:47, Reply)

^this^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 7:51, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers/10973?q=Swipe

Your obsession with me has passed through the valley of the sweaty handed and is approaching the citadel of the fail archive.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 7:59, Reply)

Two whole mentions between the 28th of Jan and the 5th?
That's proper stalky that is.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:04, Reply)

^bit creepy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:05, Reply)

You're only human
Try to get one of your colleagues to give you some free counselling
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:13, Reply)

Those are only by name.
Your real count is 28 on Jan 5th.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:25, Reply)

No
tried that, can't hack it. I've tried this one before and it works for me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:02, Reply)

Clearly it doesn't, because you're back to being a fat cunt again.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:07, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:47, Reply)

Because I stopped around Christmas and never picked it back up again
Meh. Having paid close attention to the calories in everything on those days I'm eating better on the other days too.

And I walked into work today.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:17, Reply)

The fact that you've piled it back on again doesn't mean it 'works'..
..it means that you eat too much and do too little.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 10:06, Reply)

If you want a serious opinion, this is a load of bollocks. Eat sensibly, lower your intake of fats and sugars, try to include amounts of fruit and veg, some raw if you can take it, plenty of water and get off your arse and do some exercise.
Fad diets are a load of shit really.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 7:50, Reply)

Lazy fat cunts wanting to be less fat but too fucking lazy to get off their arses, innit.
Cunts.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 7:54, Reply)

Have you thought of writing a fitness manual?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:00, Reply)

'Badger's "Get Off Your Arse And Put Down The Cake" Plan' YOURS for £30.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:02, Reply)

you should try it on your wife.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:03, Reply)

Funnily enough, that's what's been implented this year.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:04, Reply)

The time I get up depends on what I have planned for the day...
... If I have to travel a long distance I'm normally up and out by 5:30/6:00.

Alt: Morning person. once I'm awake, that's it - get up and get going.

Altalt: No. I have less interest in the winter Olympics than I have in kickball - and I have less interest in kickball than I have in the state of Azerbaijani politics - I:E none.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 7:58, Reply)

wow ur so fuuny

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:00, Reply)

^Predictable reply is predictable^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:15, Reply)

My alarm goes off at 6.15 every morning including weekends
I stay up until exactly 11.30 on weekdays and way past midnight on weekends. I am both a morning person and a night owl. No I haven't watched any Olympics.

Satisfied you nosey bastard?
( Peej, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:12, Reply)

I get up at 5am or sometimes 6am for a treat
alt: both
altalt: nope
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:16, Reply)

night owl
Dinnae really like mornings eh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:19, Reply)

I was going to give that 5:2 thing a try.
Does it work?

Alt: Deffo a night owl but in the last 6 weeks I have got used to going bed at 10pm during the week and it makes a massive difference in the morning.

Altalt: Yeah. Quite entertaining. Although the Russians are ugly, racist cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:20, Reply)

You'll lose weight, but then pile it back that instant you stop.
Try cutting down the smokes, pills and booze, troughing less and doing more.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:23, Reply)

Smokes are down to about 5 a day. Pills, if only.
And the booze is a work in progress although I have pretty much jacked in lunchtime drinking and am going home 3 nights a week without apres work drinking.

Because of all this I am eating more.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:28, Reply)

Try eating less.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:28, Reply)

I think it is because I am not smoking.
I have a load of fruit this week to see if I can replace fags with 5-a-day fruit and veg.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:30, Reply)

Wouldn't that 5:2 fuck up your diabetes?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:23, Reply)

No more than the fags, pills, booze and being a fat cunt already do.
Alt: yes, a bit.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:25, Reply)

I have only looked at the calories thing.
It would make management a bit trickier I suspect.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:26, Reply)

Whilst I admire the Russians splendid views on homosexuality I haven't watched any of the sport.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:26, Reply)

The notion that they have only banned promotion of gay lifestyle to minors is laughable.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:38, Reply)

Usually before I want to and later than I need to.
Alt: I prefer the small hours.
Alalt: All sport is bent /ac
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:49, Reply)

alright tangledupi

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:53, Reply)

nblue

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:53, Reply)

alright Fie

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:56, Reply)

ld Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:56, Reply)

5.30. Finish early and get home in time to have a bit of life the end of the day.*

*The getting away early part may not always work.

Alt: Morning, definitely
Alt Alt: Yaawnnn
(BeatsWork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 8:56, Reply)

Normally around 6:30am for the kids
It doesn't bother me as they will then sit and play Mario while I drink coffee and piss about on my tablet

Alt:
Both

AltAlt:
The snowboarding is fucking excellent, as is the downhill skiing. They are quite literally fucking insane going that fast
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:00, Reply)

Hmmm, Careful. You might persuade me to have a look

(BeatsWork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:02, Reply)

At his kids?
Nonce.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Ah. The only thing I want to insert

Is Alt Alt
(BeatsWork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:06, Reply)

He is probably a gayer
Those ruskies were right after all.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:10, Reply)

It is good to watch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:10, Reply)

I quite like the hill based sliding events
The indoors sliding events are pretty shit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:11, Reply)

I watch in the hope of a massive crash

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Ski jumping is always good for that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Bobsleigh, luge etc is brilliant.
Thay are fucking insane.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:12, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4CEaoNADiY&noredirect=1
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Fucking hell, COME ON!
WAKE UP PEOPLE!

Just been knocked back in the ballot for the Great North Run :o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:46, Reply)

i tried a new thread to give it a jump start
you'll have to come to London now, for the big one.

the marathon, not my arse, before amorous obsessive says anything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:49, Reply)