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I have porridge with blueberries todayWHAT DO YOU HAVE?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:30,
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a bottle of icy cold evian and a cup of spicy thai soup for about 11am
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:32,
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A large penis and a meeting on Dover St.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:33,
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My house is on a hill, just wind rain thunder and lightening for me(
Peej, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:37,
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Do the eggs not go too hard?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:42,
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Nope fried bread doesn't take long to cook and the eggs are thicker in a smaller space so yolk still runny and delicious(
Peej, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:45,
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Eggs in baskets?What witchcraft is this?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:38,
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They look fucking greatI will be doing this at the weekend assuming I still have a roof and electricity
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Me tooKids will love them though I have a dinosaur bread cutter for extra cool
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:56,
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A NEW HAT, MUDDYFUNSTERS! YEAH!THAT'S RIGHT! A NEW HAT!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:35,
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'Get Ready For This' by 2 Unlimited stuck in my headTHAT'S FUCKING WHAT
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:42,
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He wont TEK NO for an answer(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:43,
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I see you changed topic when it got to you liking cows?Sausage and mushroom sarny. Orange juice. Coffee. Methadone. Good cocktail.
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Fuck sakeYou rape ONE cow...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 9:44,
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what time did you reprobates finish up last night??(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:04,
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that's pretty civiliseddon't know if impressed or disappointed
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:07,
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Work thing this evening.It's suits all over this week. I'm looking hot.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:22,
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I had a bacon muffin from eat that was so short on baconI took it back. Got a free one and my £3 back.
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Yeah. My usual fella was packed this morning so I had to improvise. (, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:07, Reply)
City. Everything is pricey. You're not in rural Kent now, Dorothy.
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Wasn't he in the Usual Suspects?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:14,
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i like their soupsbut I don't buy anything else in there
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:08,
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2 more hours of patients, grub, practice meeting and a wank. In that order hopefully. (, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:08, Reply)
if not then combine the last twoMulti tasking is the future of the NHS
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groupon offer: service and mot for £49would you trust that as far as you could throw your car?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:09,
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NopeIf it's that cheap you can bet that it'll always end up that £££s of unnecessary work will be "required" to get it through the MOT.
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Too much work and not enough motivation.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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That's what I am doing. It's only going to be shit work.
I have been helping the auditors this morning. How's that for bored?
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Frog, did swipe fall out of her car?www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-26149625
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:52,
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Yeah, like she sets foot outside of Zone 2, let alone the M25.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 11:47,
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Jesus Christ I'm on the popular page! How did that happen?It must be a really shit day.
*am secretly overjoyed and flushed with excitement like a teenage Victorian girl at her debutante ball*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:54,
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As many as two people must've clicked your post.I know, humbling isn't it?
I bet you never thought you'd ever get so much respect.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 10:57,
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I can't tell you how happy I am.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 11:13,
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Roast pork sandwich and a mugshotNot too bad.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 11:13,
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What a horrid euphemism.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 11:20,
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clickin dis(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 11:30,
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porridge with cinnamon*porridge fives*
Looking at getting myself a tablet too. Im always late to the party with technology.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 11:31,
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£60 Chinese knock-off FTW(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 12:04,
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I now have crisps and a coke.Chicks are digging the suit, Dozer style.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 11:32,
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Rory started early today mind, and seems to have crossed the spectrum.Least this means he will be worn out and asleep by lunch.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 11:34,
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Give him some Calpol and put Fireman Sam on(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 11:51,
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I think fireman Sam is an arsonistI mean look at how many fires he has to deal with in such a small village, and with the current cuts in fire service provision he must be having to justify his station staying open,
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Jesus, isn't this thread dead yet?It's nearly old enough for me to marry it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Feb 2014, 11:53,
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