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Yey tuesday! Aren't Tuesday's great? They are like Monday but a day laterI did some ironing last night, it took. Me about 20 minutes a shirt, what are you shit at?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:03,
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latest was 11 years ago)
YEAH! GO TUESDAY WOOHOO!!!!I'm crap at judging the correct amount of rice or pasta to cook. I usually end up with far too much.
More spine-chilling news as it happens.
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One tea cup of rice per person 100 g pasta per person
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:15,
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There were several issues:1- the electric core was far too short massively hindering my movement
2- the shirt had been washed some time ago so the creases were well developed
3- until a couple of weeks ago I'd never really ironed a shirt
I hope this answers all of your questions
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:14,
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That's what I'm doing wrong! I didn't piss on it firstI just need some practice and an extension lead
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:29,
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Yes :(But this wasn't my fault, the iron has a short power cable
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:39,
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Good Morning Nakers, Good Morning EverybodyI am shit at meeting new people, behaving normally in social situations, establishing friendships, showing empathy and having deviation from my usual routines.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:27,
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I'm great at meeting new peopleWhat hate is seeing them again
Morning frog!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:28,
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Obviously IRL I am awesome, amiable and approachable but only to peoples faces, behind their backs I am horrible about nearly everyone.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:30,
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Is that why you got the angry sun? To represent your inner turmoil and hatred for the world?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:32,
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Nah, I got *angry sun* because I thought it was 'cool' when I was 17(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:37,
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Do you have a favourite colour as well, you child?I am shit at answering questions on the internet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:34,
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Also, 20 minutes?You bent spastic.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:34,
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Wait, you're not a bird?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:36,
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Yeah, I'm totes a 16 year old girl, home alone and boredWhat do you wanna do?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:38,
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Gill killed him in her killing room...why do you think the door was locked?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:45,
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I thought he hanged himself due to his despair at his crippling debts, dead end job, life of penury and inability to ever get on the housing ladder?Despite, y'know, being the cleverest man on the internet and that.
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he'll have found a b3ta replacement and be boring the tits off everyone on there with how to do everything and run a country. prob 16 year old girls on Facebook chat.(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:50,
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console gamerNot MMO games, those are for BO afflicted Games Workshop aficionados with bad dress sense and no taste in music beyond dadrock and the rock charts.
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Anyone else struggling to see a difference here?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:09,
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it's like the difference between shitting your pants with a solid log and with diarrhoea (
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:10,
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It's always about the poo play with you, isn't it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:11,
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just painting a picture that you would understand, sweetheart (
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:12,
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After 24 years of a strict vegetarian diet, I can't remember the last time I passed a truly solid log(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:14,
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Have you tried adding sawdust to your diet?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:16,
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one has to wonder why he was trying to get in there at all, when he was expressly not invitedsurely when you're in someone else's home, opening doors to rooms where they don't take you is a bit... odd? nosy?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 8:49,
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I am shit rather a lot of things, including:Keeping my temper (apart from with Micro for some reason).
Stopping smoking.
Portion control.
Delayed gratification.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:14,
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Mashed potatoAlways end up with lumps in it, no matter how long I take over it. Clearly a mong.
Morning all
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:22,
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Buy a potato ricerwww.johnlewis.com/john-lewis-potato-ricer/p230954591
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:24,
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It's excellent, I have oneI resisted for a while as it looked a bugger to clean but now I wouldn't go back to a masher.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:34,
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Makes it smoother. Texture is also influenced by the amount of butter, milk etc. that you add.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:35,
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1) make sure you buy floury potato rather than waxy ones2)add melted butter and a splash of milk to the pan prior to adding the spuds
3) ensure the spuds are as dry as possibly prior to putting them back in the pan
4) once you have been through them with the masher get a wooden spoon and beat them.
should get lumps out
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Think point 1 is likely where I go wrongI mainly just buy whatever potatoes are there.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:33,
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Larger types like Maris Piper or Kind Edward for mashing and roastingSmaller types like Charlotte for boiling
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although with a ricer you can get decent results from Charlottes (
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:39,
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Well I dare say if you dropped a grand piano from a 3rd floor window they'd probably mash up alright as well(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:42, Reply)
point 3 is important tooif there is too much water left on/in the boiled spuds you end up with wallpaper paste
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In order1) yes
2) what?
3) see above
4) what?
Here's what you do
1) boil spuds
2) drain spuds
3) add butter and a splash of milk
4) mash the fuckers
It's really not difficult at all. The wrist action during mashing is quite important though...down and twist.
Strikethrough coming in 3,2,1...
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see above for point 3 explainationif you heat the butter and milk prior to adding the spuds you get a smoother mixture,
the spoon bit at the end is an optional extra.
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I can't say I have a problem with lumpy mashSo I don't see the need to over-complicate it for the poor lad.
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Make the mash with baked potatoes, this way you avoid the excess water associated with boilingHeat the milk/cream/butter before mashing it in
Stop being a potato spastic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:40,
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I've not heard the baked potato idea before, not a bad idea.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:00,
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Luckily Yahoo has all the answersanswers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061116203431AAC7PSt
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:41,
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answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121009091513AAkmGAe
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:42,
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Wow, MASH CHAT really has got the board moving(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:36,
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Sure did. I hope next people can explain how to make toast.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:37,
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we have a right laugh here don't we(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:39,
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What are we doing with our lives Tangles?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:47,
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Have you considered ending yours recentlyif not I can recommend it
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Well that doesn't help the situation now, does it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:51,
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Well what would you have me do? I don't know how much more ironing and potato chat I can take!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:52,
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How about taking the initiativeand starting a thread you would like to talk in...
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I think I can safely sayThat all of the threads I have ever started have been epically shit
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1) add yeast to flour and salt2) add a small amount of olive oil
3) add water and mix until the dough starts to form together
4) remove from bowl and knead until the dough has gone smooth
5) place back in bowl and leave for a good few hours to prove and for the taste to improve
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Shove it under the grill until black, scrape off the burnt bits, eat(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:41,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2216301
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:42,
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I liked the bit where the guys tried to look at Hotlips in teh shower(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Turn the items inside out before doing them, for a non-shiny finish.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:38,
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Or just use a heat setting that doesn't irradiate the fuck out of the item concerned(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:46, Reply)
You're no fun any more.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:48,
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Your iron is radioactive?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:49,
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Yeah that's right, I've got a Magnox toasterOr you know, maybe heat radiation.
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Oh right, a different word then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:59,
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Surely if you're pushing the hot plate against the clothes, you're not using raditation to heat them?(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:02, Reply)
Yes, you are.This, however, has little to do with irradiation.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:06,
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But you're not, you're using conduction as the heat is directly moving from the hot plate, to your clothes.It's only radiating heat when you remove it from the clothes
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Would someone please start a new thread?This one has gone a bit shit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:53,
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^ I don't know how it managed to get lower than ironing chat.
I guess I underestimated AA.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:00,
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You asked a question, I answered it.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:07,
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I have a new phone handset, the ringer isn't quite as good as my old onebut the sound is clearer, so overall I'm happy.
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Mobile? What have you gone for? I'm due for an upgrade soon.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 9:59,
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No, my office phone handset.I used to have a Grandstream and now I have a Yealink T20
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Thanks. I like the look of the Galaxy. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:03,
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I've just got mine, gone for an S4 miniWas originally going for the HTC One, but realised that £37 per month is fucking ridiculous, got the S4 for £25 p/m.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:07,
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Aye, the full size one is massive though(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:19,
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Feels massive in my hand though, have had a tiny phone the last 2 years(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:23,
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