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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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ironing and potato chat? a new low for OT
what kind of chat do you like best? alt: what would be the dullest subject?
alt: can you keep secrets or are you a gossip?
altalt: I am stiff after running today. what muscle relaxing tips have you got? no weed chat, I hate weed.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:03,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Sympathy reply
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:11,
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I like threads full of old memes and repetition. That's my favourite.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:11,
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BOAT LOL
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:15,
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I never understood that one.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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BOAT LOL!!!!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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BOAT LOL!!!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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BOAT LOL!!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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BOAT LOL!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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BOaT LOL!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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BoaT LOL!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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Boat LOL!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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boat LOL!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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Boat LoL!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:19,
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Still no clearer.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:20,
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I'm not sure you know what LOL means...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:21,
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According to our beloved Prime Minister it means 'lots of love'
How nice
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:23,
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"leave our lad"
AT THE PUB RIGHT
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:28,
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Best chat = Guitar chat
Worst chat = TV chat like most of the vacuous bints in my office engage in incessantly.
Alt: I keep secrets well, if you tell me to keep it secret it'll stay with me to the grave.
Altalt: Hottest bath you can stand followed by hard massage to the achey bits, followed by sleep.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:12,
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Alt: That's not that long a time to keep a secret for
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:14,
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We hope.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:19,
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I suppose you'd sit back and laugh if CP was raped and subsequently committed suicide in a secure institution?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:23,
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I think we all would
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:29,
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Stock reply
I've been your age sonny, there ain't no guarantee you'll reach mine.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:23,
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Alt: I keep secrets & pride myself on not spilling them. I am a cunt, but I am a somewhat trustworthy cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:13,
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I do enjoy MUSIC CHAT, but I can understand its limited appeal to others
I do love a bit of bullying and just generally being a prick on the internet.
The dullest subjects are usually the ones that involve reeling off a load of technical specs for some functional item like a phone.
It amazes me that people have an opinion on what operating system their phone uses.
Alt: I hate keeping secrets as I am a dreadful gossip.
Altalt: You have already stated that my views are invalid here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:13,
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4.91 x 2.41 x 0.35 in
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:14,
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How does that improve on the old 4.01 x 2.31 x 0.35 in though?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:15,
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I think it's good that people can ask a question and have in depth conversation of interesting technical subjects, rather than, say....
....downloading a manufacturers specifications sheet to answer all their questions in one go
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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Bullying and prick on internet chat
I take back my answer and join team tangles
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:15,
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I dont think it was a new low, it was just an extension of the food/cooking chat that often happens
I do enjoy a bit of pololololtics, Car chat is always good too. Dullest for me is children and parent chat.
Alt: cant tell you
altalt, warming down properly after exercise helps,
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:14,
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altalt
Also, and I am genuinely interested. have you tried any drugs in order for you to form a hatred of them?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:17,
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She's a notorious coke fiend
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:17,
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you think a lawyer is going to answer that?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
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Possibly not
but I find it interesting, I often find that people with the strongest anti anything views have rarely tried the thing they are anti.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:26,
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I have never tried shagging kids but I am quite strongly against it. I don't think I need to try it to uphold this view.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:28,
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You may think differently if you tried it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:30,
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I don't think I will, I will leave it to the Ians of this world to take care of that.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:30,
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Nonces to a man.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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or a child
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:32,
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What? Really? Nothing for this?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:41,
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^^Upset and needy
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:55,
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I want you to think about what you have done while I go for a fag
I expect this to be deleted when I get back
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:30,
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your a dick
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:31,
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What? Really? Nothing for this?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:41,
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Sorry was out smoking with the cool kids
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:46,
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Yeah' man, you're like, so, like, a, phsyconaught. They should, like, erm, be, er, giving you a nobel prize'n'shit.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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Word of the day
'phsyconaught'
What?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:41,
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Nope I still dont get it
I have tried a few times now
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:04,
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Me too
I'll try looking at it when I'm drunk, maybe it'll make sense then
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:14,
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Shed chat, Cricket chat, DIY chat, Footy chat.
Confidentiality 100%
Never ran so not needed.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:17,
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I'm a fan of just chat
No definite subject, just chatting to each other.
Alt: Ale Chat.
Alt: I keep secrets by completely forgetting them after people have confided, it's quite effective.
AltAlt: Stretch.
In other news, can anyone help with some ale chat? More to the point, any homebrew kit suggestions?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:22,
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RIP Chompy 4EVAINRHARTS
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:26,
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If he was still alive, he would probably recommend you get this:
www.the-home-brew-shop.co.uk/acatalog/Home_Brew_Starter_Wherry_Woodfords_Kit.html#.UwM1sM6tMik
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:28,
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Looks good, might get just the kit though, got the equipment for christmas
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:34,
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My understanding is that Woodfords is a good one to start with
You can get the kit on its own on the same site
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:39,
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Cheers, shall have a look
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:45,
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So should I get the iphone 5S or 5C, or the Galaxy S4?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:23,
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you should get the Milky Bar 67910355121 S
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:27,
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No 4G on that.
Much better to get the rampant rabbit double XL 45.82.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:28,
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What OS does it run?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:28,
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The one you can use between meals without ruining your appetite.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:30,
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What? Really? Nothing for this?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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Hey, I clicked it and everything!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:37,
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I was going to, but changed my mind when he got all needy about it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:40,
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wish I could take mine back now
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:41,
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What? Really? Nothing for this?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:42,
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Clickin dis
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:43,
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Look, I needed the validation ok?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:43,
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^ needy online ^
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:43,
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Fair enough, I hope you get properly validated with the top slot on populol
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:44,
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What? Really? Nothing for this?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:44,
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Saves on the cost of parking
*or something*
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:00,
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S5 is being announced in less than a week.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:32,
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Really?
I hope they improve the camera software.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:36,
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Yup, I think its the 25th they're doing it.
I hope they put some more samsaung software on it, these days sammy doesn't release enough of their own software that you can't delete normally.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:44,
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What's the easiest way to fleece a sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:42,
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HTC one
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:31,
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I think this will do

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:27,
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I think we have found the definition of 'Fuckwit' right ^here^
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:28,
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Bit harsh, Two Hats is alright really
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:29,
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And also ^here^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:29,
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What? Really? Nothing for this?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:42,
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and this
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:43,
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I think we might be on the verge of having a right laugh here
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:45,
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I dun a small lol
And I'm pretty sure all of these will make the populol page
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:46,
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I'm fond of this one

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:30,
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this really makes me wince
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:59,
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now we know where frank has gone
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:32,
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He hasn't gone anywhere
His latest account isn't banned from /talk, so he has no need to post here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:33,
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Christ, imagine "needing" to post here
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:38,
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Goat chat.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:46,
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GOAT LOL
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:46,
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GOAT LOL
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:46,
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\o/
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:51,
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Nice sig
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:03,
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What? Really?
Thanks!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:04,
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What are you cunts wittering on about?
Haven't you got work to do?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:16,
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I quite like music chat but that never happens because snobbery
alt. Im good at keeping secrets but gossip wise it depends on the level of gossip. I have people who I can relay stuff to and know it will go no further. My boss and I are terrible work gossips. I'll be in her office for hours at times :)
Altalt. A nice radox muscle soak.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:29,
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Come on then.
We can talk about Jimmy Sommerville if you reaaaaally want to.
Or Boy George. Or Marilyn.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:30,
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Manson?
Jimmy Somerville is a whiny midget and Boy George is a snake-lipped, hostage taking, bad DJing, fat cunt.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:34,
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You can't even get any decent benders these days.
No wonder the Romanian benders are coming over here and taking their bent jobs.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:45,
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Monty would probably like all these
Not that I'm calling him a bender
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:47,
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In that case I will
What a bender
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:12,
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GAME CHAT

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:40,
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altalt - buy a foam roller,
post exercise
dynamic stretches
foam roller
static stretching
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:44,
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