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 rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
 
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	ironing and potato chat? a new low for OT
 	what kind of chat do you like best? alt: what would be the dullest subject?
alt: can you keep secrets or are you a gossip?
altalt: I am stiff after running today. what muscle relaxing tips have you got? no weed chat, I hate weed.
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:03,
	
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	Sympathy reply
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:11,
	
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	I like threads full of old memes and repetition. That's my favourite.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:11,
	
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	BOAT LOL
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:15,
	
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	I never understood that one. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
	
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	BOAT LOL!!!!
 	
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
	
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	BOAT LOL!!!
 	
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
	
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	BOAT LOL!!
 	
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
	
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	BOAT LOL!
 	
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
	
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	BOaT LOL!
 	
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
	
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	BoaT LOL!
 	
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
	
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	Boat LOL!
 	
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
	
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	boat LOL!
 	
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
	
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	Boat LoL!
 	
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Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:19,
	
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	Still no clearer. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:20,
	
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	I'm not sure you know what LOL means...
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:21,
	
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	According to our beloved Prime Minister it means 'lots of love'
 	How nice
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:23,
	
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	"leave our lad"
 	AT THE PUB RIGHT
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:28,
	
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	Best chat = Guitar chat
 	Worst chat = TV chat like most of the vacuous bints in my office engage in incessantly.
Alt: I keep secrets well, if you tell me to keep it secret it'll stay with me to the grave.
Altalt: Hottest bath you can stand followed by hard massage to the achey bits, followed by sleep.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:12,
	
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	Alt: That's not that long a time to keep a secret for
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:14,
	
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	We hope.
 	
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	I suppose you'd sit back and laugh if CP was raped and subsequently committed suicide in a secure institution?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:23,
	
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	I think we all would
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:29,
	
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	Stock reply
 	I've been your age sonny, there ain't no guarantee you'll reach mine.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:23,
	
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	Alt: I keep secrets & pride myself on not spilling them. I am a cunt, but I am a somewhat trustworthy cunt. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:13,
	
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	I do enjoy MUSIC CHAT, but I can understand its limited appeal to others
 	I do love a bit of bullying and just generally being a prick on the internet.
The dullest subjects are usually the ones that involve reeling off a load of technical specs for some functional item like a phone.
It amazes me that people have an opinion on what operating system their phone uses.
Alt: I hate keeping secrets as I am a dreadful gossip.
Altalt: You have already stated that my views are invalid here.
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	 4.91 x 2.41 x 0.35 in
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:14,
	
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	How does that improve on the old 4.01 x  2.31 x  0.35 in though?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:15,
	
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	I think it's good that people can ask a question and have in depth conversation of interesting technical subjects, rather than, say....
 	....downloading a manufacturers specifications sheet to answer all their questions in one go
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
	
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	Bullying and prick on internet chat
 	I take back my answer and join team tangles
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:15,
	
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	I dont think it was a new low, it was just an extension of the food/cooking chat that often happens
 	I do enjoy a bit of pololololtics, Car chat is always good too. Dullest for me is children and parent chat.
Alt: cant tell you
altalt, warming down properly after exercise helps,
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	altalt
 	Also, and I am genuinely interested. have you tried any drugs in order for you to form a hatred of them?
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	She's a notorious coke fiend
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:17,
	
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	you think a lawyer is going to answer that?! 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18,
	
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	Possibly not
 	but I find it interesting, I often find that people with the strongest anti anything views have rarely tried the thing they are anti.
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	I have never tried shagging kids but I am quite strongly against it. I don't think I need to try it to uphold this view.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:28,
	
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	You may think differently if you tried it
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:30,
	
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	I don't think I will, I will leave it to the Ians of this world to take care of that.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:30,
	
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	Nonces to a man.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:31,
	
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	or a child
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:32,
	
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	What? Really? Nothing for this?
 	
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	^^Upset and needy
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:55,
	
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	I want you to think about what you have done while I go for a fag
 	I expect this to be deleted when I get back
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:30,
	
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	your a dick
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:31,
	
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	What? Really? Nothing for this?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:41,
	
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	Sorry was out smoking with the cool kids
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:46,
	
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	Yeah' man, you're like, so, like, a, phsyconaught. They should, like, erm, be, er, giving you a nobel prize'n'shit.
 	
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	Word of the day
 	'phsyconaught'
What?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:41,
	
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	Nope I still dont get it
 	I have tried a few times now
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:04,
	
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	Me too
 	I'll try looking at it when I'm drunk, maybe it'll make sense then
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:14,
	
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	Shed chat, Cricket chat, DIY chat, Footy chat.
 	Confidentiality 100%
Never ran so not needed.
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:17,
	
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	I'm a fan of just chat
 	No definite subject, just chatting to each other.
Alt: Ale Chat.
Alt: I keep secrets by completely forgetting them after people have confided, it's quite effective.
AltAlt: Stretch.
In other news, can anyone help with some ale chat? More to the point, any homebrew kit suggestions?
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	RIP Chompy 4EVAINRHARTS
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:26,
	
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	If he was still alive, he would probably recommend you get this:
 	www.the-home-brew-shop.co.uk/acatalog/Home_Brew_Starter_Wherry_Woodfords_Kit.html#.UwM1sM6tMik
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	Looks good, might get just the kit though, got the equipment for christmas
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:34,
	
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	My understanding is that Woodfords is a good one to start with
 	You can get the kit on its own on the same site
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	Cheers, shall have a look
 	
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	So should I get the iphone 5S or 5C, or the Galaxy S4?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:23,
	
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	you should get the Milky Bar 67910355121 S
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:27,
	
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	No 4G on that. 
 	Much better to get the rampant rabbit double XL 45.82.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:28,
	
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	What OS does it run?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:28,
	
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	The one you can use between meals without ruining your appetite. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:30,
	
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	What? Really? Nothing for this?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:36,
	
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	Hey, I clicked it and everything!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:37,
	
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	I was going to, but changed my mind when he got all needy about it
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:40,
	
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	 wish I could take mine back now
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:41,
	
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	What? Really? Nothing for this?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:42,
	
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	Clickin dis
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:43,
	
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	Look, I needed the validation ok? 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:43,
	
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	^ needy online ^
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:43,
	
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	Fair enough, I hope you get properly validated with the top slot on populol
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:44,
	
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	What? Really? Nothing for this?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:44,
	
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	Saves on the cost of parking 
 	*or something*
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:00,
	
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	S5 is being announced in less than a week.
 	
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	Really?
 	I hope they improve the camera software.
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	Yup, I think its the 25th they're doing it.
 	I hope they put some more samsaung software on it, these days sammy doesn't release enough of their own software that you can't delete normally.
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	What's the easiest way to fleece a sheep?
 	Bring out a new iPhone
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:42,
	
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	HTC one
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:31,
	
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	I think this will do
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:27,
	
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	I think we have found the definition of 'Fuckwit' right ^here^
 	
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:28,
	
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	Bit harsh, Two Hats is alright really
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:29,
	
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	And also ^here^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:29,
	
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	What? Really? Nothing for this?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:42,
	
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	and this
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:43,
	
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	I think we might be on the verge of having a right laugh here
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:45,
	
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	I dun a small lol
 	And I'm pretty sure all of these will make the populol page
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	I'm fond of this one
 	
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	this really makes me wince
 	
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	now we know where frank has gone 
 	
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	He hasn't gone anywhere
 	His latest account isn't banned from /talk, so he has no need to post here.
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	Christ, imagine "needing" to post here 
 	
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	Goat chat.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:46,
	
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	GOAT LOL
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:46,
	
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	GOAT LOL
 	
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	\o/
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:51,
	
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	Nice sig
 	
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	What? Really?
 	Thanks!
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:04,
	
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	What are you cunts wittering on about?  
 	Haven't you got work to do?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:16,
	
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	I quite like music chat but that never happens because snobbery
 	alt. Im good at keeping secrets but gossip wise it depends on the level of gossip. I have people who I can relay stuff to and know it will go no further. My boss and I are terrible work gossips. I'll be in her office for hours at times :)
Altalt. A nice radox muscle soak.
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	Come on then.  
 	We can talk about Jimmy Sommerville if you reaaaaally want to.  
Or Boy George.  Or Marilyn.
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	Manson?
 	Jimmy Somerville is a whiny midget and Boy George is a snake-lipped, hostage taking, bad DJing, fat cunt.
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	You can't even get any decent benders these days.  
 	No wonder the Romanian benders are coming over here and taking their bent jobs.
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	Monty would probably like all these
 	Not that I'm calling him a bender
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	In that case I will
 	What a bender
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	GAME CHAT
 	
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	altalt - buy a foam roller, 
 	post exercise
dynamic stretches
foam roller
static stretching
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 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:44,
	
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