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ironing and potato chat? a new low for OT
what kind of chat do you like best? alt: what would be the dullest subject?

alt: can you keep secrets or are you a gossip?

altalt: I am stiff after running today. what muscle relaxing tips have you got? no weed chat, I hate weed.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:03, 113 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Sympathy reply

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)
I like threads full of old memes and repetition. That's my favourite.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)
BOAT LOL

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:15, Reply)
I never understood that one.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)
BOAT LOL!!!!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)
BOAT LOL!!!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)
BOAT LOL!!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)
BOAT LOL!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)
BOaT LOL!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)
BoaT LOL!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Boat LOL!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)
boat LOL!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Boat LoL!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:19, Reply)
Still no clearer.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:20, Reply)
I'm not sure you know what LOL means...

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:21, Reply)
According to our beloved Prime Minister it means 'lots of love'
How nice
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:23, Reply)
"leave our lad"
AT THE PUB RIGHT
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Best chat = Guitar chat
Worst chat = TV chat like most of the vacuous bints in my office engage in incessantly.
Alt: I keep secrets well, if you tell me to keep it secret it'll stay with me to the grave.
Altalt: Hottest bath you can stand followed by hard massage to the achey bits, followed by sleep.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Alt: That's not that long a time to keep a secret for

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)
We hope.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:19, Reply)
I suppose you'd sit back and laugh if CP was raped and subsequently committed suicide in a secure institution?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:23, Reply)
I think we all would

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Stock reply
I've been your age sonny, there ain't no guarantee you'll reach mine.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Alt: I keep secrets & pride myself on not spilling them. I am a cunt, but I am a somewhat trustworthy cunt.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:13, Reply)
I do enjoy MUSIC CHAT, but I can understand its limited appeal to others
I do love a bit of bullying and just generally being a prick on the internet.

The dullest subjects are usually the ones that involve reeling off a load of technical specs for some functional item like a phone.
It amazes me that people have an opinion on what operating system their phone uses.

Alt: I hate keeping secrets as I am a dreadful gossip.

Altalt: You have already stated that my views are invalid here.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:13, Reply)
4.91 x 2.41 x 0.35 in

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)
How does that improve on the old 4.01 x 2.31 x 0.35 in though?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:15, Reply)
I think it's good that people can ask a question and have in depth conversation of interesting technical subjects, rather than, say....
....downloading a manufacturers specifications sheet to answer all their questions in one go
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Bullying and prick on internet chat
I take back my answer and join team tangles
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:15, Reply)
I dont think it was a new low, it was just an extension of the food/cooking chat that often happens
I do enjoy a bit of pololololtics, Car chat is always good too. Dullest for me is children and parent chat.

Alt: cant tell you

altalt, warming down properly after exercise helps,
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:14, Reply)
altalt
Also, and I am genuinely interested. have you tried any drugs in order for you to form a hatred of them?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:17, Reply)
She's a notorious coke fiend

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:17, Reply)
you think a lawyer is going to answer that?!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Possibly not
but I find it interesting, I often find that people with the strongest anti anything views have rarely tried the thing they are anti.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:26, Reply)
I have never tried shagging kids but I am quite strongly against it. I don't think I need to try it to uphold this view.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:28, Reply)
You may think differently if you tried it

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:30, Reply)
I don't think I will, I will leave it to the Ians of this world to take care of that.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Nonces to a man.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:31, Reply)
or a child

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:32, Reply)
What? Really? Nothing for this?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:41, Reply)
^^Upset and needy

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:55, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2216434
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:02, Reply)
I want you to think about what you have done while I go for a fag
I expect this to be deleted when I get back
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:30, Reply)
your a dick

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:31, Reply)
What? Really? Nothing for this?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Sorry was out smoking with the cool kids

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Yeah' man, you're like, so, like, a, phsyconaught. They should, like, erm, be, er, giving you a nobel prize'n'shit.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:34, Reply)
Word of the day
'phsyconaught'

What?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Nope I still dont get it
I have tried a few times now
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Me too
I'll try looking at it when I'm drunk, maybe it'll make sense then
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Shed chat, Cricket chat, DIY chat, Footy chat.

Confidentiality 100%

Never ran so not needed.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:17, Reply)
I'm a fan of just chat
No definite subject, just chatting to each other.

Alt: Ale Chat.

Alt: I keep secrets by completely forgetting them after people have confided, it's quite effective.

AltAlt: Stretch.

In other news, can anyone help with some ale chat? More to the point, any homebrew kit suggestions?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:22, Reply)
RIP Chompy 4EVAINRHARTS

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:26, Reply)
If he was still alive, he would probably recommend you get this:
www.the-home-brew-shop.co.uk/acatalog/Home_Brew_Starter_Wherry_Woodfords_Kit.html#.UwM1sM6tMik
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Looks good, might get just the kit though, got the equipment for christmas

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:34, Reply)
My understanding is that Woodfords is a good one to start with
You can get the kit on its own on the same site
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Cheers, shall have a look

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:45, Reply)
So should I get the iphone 5S or 5C, or the Galaxy S4?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:23, Reply)
you should get the Milky Bar 67910355121 S

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:27, Reply)
No 4G on that.
Much better to get the rampant rabbit double XL 45.82.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:28, Reply)
What OS does it run?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:28, Reply)
The one you can use between meals without ruining your appetite.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:30, Reply)
What? Really? Nothing for this?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:36, Reply)
Hey, I clicked it and everything!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)
I was going to, but changed my mind when he got all needy about it

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:40, Reply)
wish I could take mine back now

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:41, Reply)
What? Really? Nothing for this?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:42, Reply)
Clickin dis

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Look, I needed the validation ok?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:43, Reply)
^ needy online ^

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Fair enough, I hope you get properly validated with the top slot on populol

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:44, Reply)
What? Really? Nothing for this?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Saves on the cost of parking





*or something*
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:00, Reply)
S5 is being announced in less than a week.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:32, Reply)
Really?
I hope they improve the camera software.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:36, Reply)
Yup, I think its the 25th they're doing it.
I hope they put some more samsaung software on it, these days sammy doesn't release enough of their own software that you can't delete normally.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:44, Reply)
What's the easiest way to fleece a sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:42, Reply)
HTC one

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:31, Reply)
I think this will do

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:27, Reply)
I think we have found the definition of 'Fuckwit' right ^here^

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Bit harsh, Two Hats is alright really

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:29, Reply)
And also ^here^

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:29, Reply)
What? Really? Nothing for this?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:42, Reply)
and this

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:43, Reply)
I think we might be on the verge of having a right laugh here

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:45, Reply)
I dun a small lol


And I'm pretty sure all of these will make the populol page
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)
I'm fond of this one

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:30, Reply)
this really makes me wince

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:59, Reply)
now we know where frank has gone

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:32, Reply)
He hasn't gone anywhere
His latest account isn't banned from /talk, so he has no need to post here.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:33, Reply)
Christ, imagine "needing" to post here

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:38, Reply)
Goat chat.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)
GOAT LOL

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)
GOAT LOL

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)
\o/

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 10:51, Reply)
Nice sig

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:03, Reply)
What? Really?
Thanks!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:04, Reply)
What are you cunts wittering on about?
Haven't you got work to do?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:16, Reply)
I quite like music chat but that never happens because snobbery
alt. Im good at keeping secrets but gossip wise it depends on the level of gossip. I have people who I can relay stuff to and know it will go no further. My boss and I are terrible work gossips. I'll be in her office for hours at times :)

Altalt. A nice radox muscle soak.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Come on then.
We can talk about Jimmy Sommerville if you reaaaaally want to.

Or Boy George. Or Marilyn.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Manson?
Jimmy Somerville is a whiny midget and Boy George is a snake-lipped, hostage taking, bad DJing, fat cunt.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:34, Reply)
If you were a proper gayer you'd be into bands like these:
www.amoeba.com/blog/2012/03/eric-s-blog/all-female-bands-of-the-1960s-happy-women-s-history-month-.html
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:35, Reply)
You can't even get any decent benders these days.
No wonder the Romanian benders are coming over here and taking their bent jobs.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Monty would probably like all these
Not that I'm calling him a bender
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:47, Reply)
In that case I will
What a bender
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 12:12, Reply)
GAME CHAT

(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)
altalt - buy a foam roller,
post exercise
dynamic stretches
foam roller
static stretching
(, Tue 18 Feb 2014, 11:44, Reply)

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