Enough of that beakering and boasting
I see ol' Tone still hankers after a bit of dirty money then: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26259956

Where do you draw the line? What would you never do, no matter what the reward was?
Do any of you even have any morals?


Alt: Brooks: yes or no?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:00, 168 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I don't have any kind of mushrooms

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)

"Morality" is merely the crumbs thrown by life's winners to life's losers, to keep the losers from killing themselves, so the winners can keep exploiting them.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:05, Reply)

I bet that sounded really clever in your head before you typed it out

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:06, Reply)

He lost it at "Morality"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)

at "Morality" a long time ago! Right?! LOL!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Not really. It's simply stating a fact - like "QOTW is shit".

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:08, Reply)

is this why you spam it with your dreadful attempts at humour?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)

No- those are just for the attention.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Everything has a price innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:05, Reply)

Well that is the question, isn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:06, Reply)

Well that's my answer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)

He needs to be put up for his war crimes with Bush. Now that's a trial Im interested in.
Apart from the sodomy, I have a full set of morals, thanks.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:06, Reply)

You should performs citezens arrest on him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:07, Reply)

At least us queers actually have a reputation for trying to arrest war criminals.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Are you ot's number 2 gayer?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:14, Reply)

I think he could easily make number one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)

cunt

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:28, Reply)

:)
xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)

I am usually 1IC and at this stage in career I am unavailable for 2IC roles. Thank you for your
continued interest.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)

More money in that than filling in online surveys:
www.arrestblair.org/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)

do they do Paypal?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)

I'm in it for the headlines and knee jerk reactions if nothing else.
Didn't he admit recently that we shouldn't have gone to war?

Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)

I don't think he did, no.
Unless he was being offered a massive sum of money to do so.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:11, Reply)

Will it hurt someone I know? Yes, probably don't do it. No, do it
I don't do gingers they are riddled with disease
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)

"probably"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)

As frog says everything has a price

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)

So you don't have any morals then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Yeah I do, but they can be switched off for some lovely money

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Shut up, you dreadful troll

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)

Seriously though, £1m to kill someone, legally no repercussions?
You'd say no?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Fuck, I'd do that for £10

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:26, Reply)

what about without the last 2 points?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Then it's not about the morality but the consequences to yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:27, Reply)

isnt that an aspect of morality though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:28, Reply)

No

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)

really, surely cause and effect are the main driving forces behind morality
everything that humans have become has an element of self serving behaviour
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Nakers, I don't even eat animals, what makes you think I could kill a person?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)

No one is offering you a million quid to eat a burger
Anyway I don't know why you're a lesbian, animal welfare, don't like killing animals or don't like the taste
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)

because some people are a lot more loathsome than animals

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)

I don't really care for people or animals, but that doesn't mean I could kill either.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Why not? If you don't care

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

These idiots have clearly never tried to get blood out of yoghurt-knit slacks.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

What about if it will definately cause a lot of pain to someone you dont know?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:15, Reply)

For the right price, fuck em

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Can you imagine her hair flapping as she rides you into oblivian?
It would be like fucking the ginger bird you bullied in school but then regretted bullying as a teen because she'd put out after a few drinks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:10, Reply)

I definitely would.
Got a bit of a thing about gingers.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:12, Reply)

but SHHRKCIHM

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)

I like my morals boosting.
alt. Yes.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:11, Reply)

Alt... SHHRKCIHM
You wouldn't be able to do it knowing that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:14, Reply)

My morality only stretches as far as my respect for the people involved.
That said, I'd never piss through a letterbox as that's just gross.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)

I'd never do a fat chick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)

unmarried!

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Everyone should do a fat chick once

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:26, Reply)

^twice^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:28, Reply)

fat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:30, Reply)

We've all done a fat chick.
YM.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:33, Reply)

textbook

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)

dozer hasn't
but then, he hasn't had sex in 10 years
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)

I actually have a lot of morals
I would probably allow most things to be done to me (yep including that for the right price... Oh and that will you keep your mind out of the gutter)

But I wouldn't do something that intentionally caused harm to others,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:17, Reply)

Someone asks a questions about morals
and your first reaction is, "I'd take it up the arse for an undisclosed sum"

Do you have something to tell the class?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:20, Reply)

^ Juliet Bravo

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:21, Reply)

It sure sounds to me as though he wants somebody to persuade him to bend over.
It's the old "negotiating on the price" joke.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:21, Reply)

I have said nothing of the sort
You have read the answer and chosen your own interpretation,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Look, are you going to let him fuck you or what?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:28, Reply)

well yeah
Gotta at least pretend to be hard to get
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:28, Reply)

OK Meatloaf

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:26, Reply)

god I cannot bear that man
i'd love to see him slip on a banana skin and end up in court. eg all his preaching about the human rights act and how amazingly important it is. meanwhile his wife mysteriously specialises in it and makes a fortune..... hmmmmm......

I would never steal, to the extent that I even point out when restaurants have forgotten a drink or something on the bill. I would never cheat on anyone. I would never hurt an animal.

alt: my ex used to call me Rebekah because of the hair. cunt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Why the fuck did you just admit that about the hair?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)

you know what I look like, fb pal
you know he was talking bollocks!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I do indeed
It is just good ammo on here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Being ginger ONLINE is much better than IRL. SHE SHOULD CONSIDER HERSELF LUCKY!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

OK so what you're saying is that loads of people think you're ginger and they're ALL wrong?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)

They are not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Talking bollocks would be ace

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)

"I'm not going in THERE!"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

"OW! OW! OW! OW!"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

would you kick a cockroach?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)

^euphamism ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)

+ in the cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

fuck no
i'd run screaming
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

He does sincerity very well.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

haha! ginger corkscrew head!
Danny Alexander in a dress!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

You kill spiders

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)

When I started reading this I thought you were talking about Battered.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Oh, Daily Mail
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562957/Muslim-leaders-issue-fatwa-against-living-MARS-no-righteous-reason-there.html
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

I dun a thread cos this is shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 15:03, Reply)

My threads definitely provoke the most interesting responses.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 15:07, Reply)