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your bank has folded and taken all your money with itall you have is the cash in your wallet, it has to last you for a month. how much cash do you have and how do you spend it?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:13,
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Drugs and hookers.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:14,
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i have £23.18 in my walleti'd probably go to the pub and not make it to the end of the month
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:19,
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i bought the frog a great little stocking filler for christmas, because he drives me fucking mental the way he sheds coins everywhereit's a moneybox that counts the money as you put it in, and shows you how much you have. now thanks to me he has saved lots of money.
I might have to get one for me, as I am rather jealous. but then, my spare change moneybox is a pink vw beetle, so...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:27,
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But gentlemen should not have a change purse, a wallet is for notes and cards. Pockets are for change
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i keep cash in my wallet, deal with it(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:31,
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don't be a nob(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:50,
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£140 that you would have left lying around! nag nag nag.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:52,
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he wouldn't get much in the way of a hooker for that, would he?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:01,
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PROBABLY ONLY A FAT GINGER ONE KNOWING MY LUCK(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:03,
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I've got the lid of a cd spindle and a shopping bag full of mixed coins.I just can't be fucked sorting them and am too tight to throw them in the coinstar.
I'm tempted to just buy a bottle of scotch on a self-service till and pour the money into it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:48,
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I have about £200, i reckon i could manage on that(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:20,
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For A month or until the end of the month, incidentally?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:23,
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Shut up I can read it's not your fault you spaz.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:23,
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durrr you spaz mmnnuurrgghhh(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:29,
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at the moment £500but it's all to pay for various pre-booked things, so i'd either be letting people down or skint.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:25,
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Let people down.With that sort of cash you can always buy new friends.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:27,
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£350 of it is for a sodding hen doI don't even want to go. been to one hen do, been to them all.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:28,
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you still going on about that, give it a rest, love(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:29,
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I had to check you weren't Rory there...(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:31,
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NEVERYOU'LL LISTEN TO IT AND YOU'LL LOVE IT AND BE DAMN GRATEFUL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:54,
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Don't go then, fucking hellWhy are chicks so fucking stupid?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:36,
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because major butthurt on an epic scale if i don't(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:53,
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b3ta.com/questions/stagsandhens/post2206840
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:41,
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"can" and "don't want to" have nothing to do with one anotherin fact, they are frequently at opposite ends of the spectrum.
and you'd know, being ON THE SPECTRUM, lololol.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:53,
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Might I suggest then either stopping whining about it or not going?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:54,
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you may suggestand I may ignore your suggestion. but thank you for your time.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:57,
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Friday is payday, cash in hand, so Im cool til next week.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:31,
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if you're not going to stay within the bounds of the question then what's the point?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:32,
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There is the option to be paid directly into the bank, thank you.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:35,
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Well of course they don't.Unless it's hospitality industry.
Rather than personal claims ambulance chasing.
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Yes dear, well done, you win, better at life than me.Now change the record or move on to someone else, thanks.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:43,
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you're on a hiding to nothing if you expect anyone on here to drop something just because it's tired and stale(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:19,
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So you are a benefits cheat and tax avoider?You really are a terrible human being
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:42,
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exactly thisImagine the size of his overdraft if he's choosing to get paid in cash.
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I don't have an overdraft, nor do I want one.Why am I still replying?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:50,
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I have Apple crumble and custard, I'll be fine(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:32,
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Holy shit, I've just found 20 quid in my wallet!How the fuck did that get there!
I'm spending it all on scratch cards. Fuck it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:35,
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that might be a good idea to get you through the month(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:36,
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Never know, I might win bigMight win enough to see me through the rest of the year!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:37,
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don't forget your ol' buddy doves when you're living it up with your scratchcard winnings(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:40,
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Oh, I won't!Be good to people on the way up, because you'll meet them again on the way back down.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:42,
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yeah, or this(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:43,
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asda's have a deal on super noodles at the mo, 4 for £2so you could buy 20 packs of super noodles and have enough left over for a half pint of bitter and some pork scratchings
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:43,
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Excellent advice. I'd have shat myself into oblivion before I was halfway through them.(, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:58, Reply)
I decided to take this thread seriously and have taken the £30 in my wallet to the pub(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:55,
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You have rolled a 6 Your wallet has been stolen by a monster/...
Now what are you going to do?
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I've already paid for my pint, so it's ok(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 15:59,
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The barman did seem to be 'one of them', but I'm not sure my concave chest will cut it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:11,
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OH GOD WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?Help me bonza
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:10,
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I like that one about the guy who runs into the pub and says "Quick, give me 10 shots of vodka !" and then he downs them all and then the bar tender goes "oh man, you must be in a terrible state, what have you got?" and he replies "About 20p "(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:33,
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I do like it when doves pops in for a bit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:13,
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be nice if you all visited talk every once in a while(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:17,
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I'm going there right now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:18,
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I made a great witty comment and no one laughed or made me feel awesome so I left
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Err starve to deathI have £0 in my wallet. However, I have a valid "free pint" card so I'm ok boss
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:16,
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sportscow, i think you're the most genuine person here(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:28,
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I am that Mr The DovestonI do not lie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:30,
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i'm writing you into my will xxx(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:34,
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To be fair that's only a weekI'd have £39.07, I reckon I could survive on that with what's in the fridge.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:17,
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I'm on freezer clearing duty at the momentSlow cooked lamb with potato and cauli cheese last night. Fanjitas tonight
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:19,
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That explains the sour cream(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:25,
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what records?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:22,
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i bought roots manuva and mogwai the other dayyeah, music chat
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:27,
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yeah, more like les revenants than hardcore will never die(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:40,
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les revenants was pretty good but Hardcore... was just dull.The Zidane soundtrack is great as well.
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2221170
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:27,
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Calling RoryDid you get your 10k in last night?
What was your time?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:31,
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I have £53.75 tucked away for a downpayment on a hangover for tomorrow. So 0 left for the monthI can walk to work, direct debits can get fucked and I'm sure I can keep the family just above starvation levels with all the food crammed in the cupboards and freezers at home. There's still a tin of fruit salad from the 90s in there somewhere I'd wager. Picking which child to sacrifice for the sunday roast will be the tricky part.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:34,
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the fattest one, obvs(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:43,
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Have a wonderful weekend everyone. I love you all(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:49,
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hope you all have a great weekend xxxexcept geordiejay, he can do one
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 21 Feb 2014, 16:58,
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£270.Can I use my credit card? It's not from my main bank. We have loads of tinned and frozen shit in just eat that.Also can we rob places? Earlier oonin this thread the price of hookers is discussed. It's minimum £50 fora hand job apparently. Extra if topless.
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