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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bavarian ham and cheese baguette, thanks for asking.I went past a student house today that had pizza boxes for "curtains". What moments of brilliance have you had in your long life?
Alt. Got any plans for 2014 lined up?
I've got a wedding and the pre celebrations in June, a week away with the folks in July and Gaga in October.
AltAlt. Does the "bullying" on here sometimes get too personal? Should we just "get over it because it's the internet"?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:47,
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All the fun people left(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:52,
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I think it is well established that I am not "fun"(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:55,
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Start one!I'm actually quite jovial today.
Tis not the title of the thread, but the words in it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:53,
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You'll only stomp it with your needy attention seeking.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:54,
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How rude!I only really stomp if one has lost it's momentum.
Anyway, how is it not fun talking about upcoming events in your life and any LOLwacky stupid things you did in your student days?
Hmm?
HMM..?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:56,
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noYour statement made no sense:
You only stomp if a thread has lost it is momentum.
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Because it's none of your business, and 'student' stories are usually particularly unfunny.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:57,
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in my student days I listened to drum n bass and did loads of drugsI don't think I ever met Kroney.
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Nice to see you have matured to Breakbeat and Whiskeyor whatever the fuck cool stuff you do.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:00,
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I see you as a fairly funny chap. Glumness is palpable at times!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:08,
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I'm slightly less of a miserable cunt in real life. Slightly.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:09,
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There's a difference between miserable and wryI don't think you are miserable really with all this GOOD in your life.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:12,
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Unfortunately, Im very similar to IRL on here!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:13,
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Rather brilliantly I put up curtains in my windows for "curtains"Alt: Yes.
Altalt: Just words on a screen. If they bother anyone, they should reconsider other aspects of their life.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:55,
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SEE??FUN!!!
Don't you listen to them Tangles. You're a hoot!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 12:57,
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I have a right laugh here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:02,
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I force myself to smile at things I feel I *should* find funny even though I usually don't(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:04,
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Meatza!I've had the joys of town this lunchtime though. Cheques into the bank, buy some chain (I know), meatza, seeds and fail to replace smoke alarm
Alt:
Not much planned in as yet.
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It does get personal sometimes but if it actually properly upsets you then perhaps b3ta isn't 'yo thang'
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:03,
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The meatza that you lot talk about has a proper pizza base and then loads of meat toppings, yes?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:10,
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YesI technically had a ham/mushroom slice and an italian sausage slice today though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:12,
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The one I cooked had an actual meat base.Hello heart attack.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:13,
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I'm going to Berlin and Krakow in August.I'm going with my wife and her attractive girl friend, so I'm going to get them drunk and try to have a threesome.
I'm also exhibiting some of my photographic work at the end of next month, so I'm preparing for that. Did you hear that? Yes - that was the sound of me plugging my work. Gaz for details, or simply call me a cunt.
Altalt: I got upset here once, then I got over it because it's the internet. Now everyone calls me unfunny and I laugh, and laugh, and laugh. And then cry.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:05,
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Oh Dozer! You're going soft in your old age!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:10,
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There is no "Mrs Dozer".Only Zuul.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:15,
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I like you too, sportscow.Let's make love and listen to death from above.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:11,
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Just because he chose me, don't get moody(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:18,
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Alright 'Bono's solo album'.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:19,
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listening to 'Death From Above' means DFA Records.DFA's most famous act is LCD Soundsystem.
LCD's first single was 'Losing My Edge'.
Hence the gag.
Alright.
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Fucking hell.You absolute virgin.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:26,
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No, but the nerdy convulsion of that joke is just ... mind-blowing.I like you Dozer, but you're going to have to take that on the chin.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:29,
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HahahahaCunt.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:58,
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I KNOW OF A CERTAIN MRS DOZER THAT WOULD DISAGREE(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:29,
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I thought it was a reference to the band Death From Above 1979(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:26,
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I had the single of that.I think it was on an eight inch record.
IMAGINE THAT!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:18,
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What's an eight?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:19,
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It's the number between seven and nine(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:21,
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Its what seven did to nine(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:21,
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I don't really remember(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:26,
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Best of all the scary kids' toys.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:18,
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Both cities are really sexy and romantic.By which I mean they're both concrete ex-Commie holes. Half of Berlin's alright, I guess. Still reminds me of Woking, though.
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Kroney, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:11,
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I'm developing a bit of a like for ex-Commie hellholes.I'm quite liking brutalism an ting innit.
I've got to write 200 words about my stuff for the show, and I'm trying to work in 'a witty juxtaposition of irono-modern uber-kitsch within an assumed post-minimalist framework' or similar for lols.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:18,
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the key is either go for obscure meaningless wordsor be awkward. I just went for one sentence which had very little to do with it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:20,
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alt: morocco, bunch of larp events, some other thingsaltalt: perhaps more interesting things should happen instead. I remember the good old days...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:18,
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Which days were they?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:19,
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Those endless days, those sacred days you gave me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:20,
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do you not remember when it was ocassionally funny on hereor at least lighthearted...or at least not the same shit every day where people just make the same insults or trot out the same lolwacky racist/homophobic nonsense?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:21,
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Peaks and troughs, cavesIt is never consistently funny.
The main difference at the moment is the sparsity of posters.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:24,
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100% thisMore posts allows for better humour on here
I'd say that every day there are at least 3 or 4 posts that make me IRL lol, even with so few people posting
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:25,
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I agree on the LOLZ front, it's not brilliant at the moment, but it passes the time and amuses me a bit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:28,
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"It's better than work" - sportscow, 2014(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:29,
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"Sportscow has a prolapsed anus for a face" - Frog 2014(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:30,
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those endless days, those sacred days you gave me...(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:31,
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Beat me Sporters, that will teach me to take my eyes off the game!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:32,
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are you ignoring sportscow? SCANDAL!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:32,
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I would never! Us Northeners stick together!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:34,
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ahemb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2223295
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:32,
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These emoticons you guys keep coming up with are like the magic eye pictures of the interwebs. I don't get it.I'll just assume 2223222 means AIDS.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:38,
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Great internetting!Also, check out this sweet trips-dub-dubs I got and all:
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2223311
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:39,
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Vags got 2222333I'm all out of luck mate, I'm all washed up :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:41,
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Gormo got De La Soul5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2222222
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:42,
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As it typed that, I assumed jay would reply with that.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:45,
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I'm on a winning streak today(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:49,
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You're overtaking Rory at 'winning at life'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:50,
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And my successes are here for all to see(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:52,
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Moments? It's still going on chief! *trigger fingers* *ruffles hair*Alt: Oscar weekend coming up, taking my Mum to London at some point for a show, Sonisphere in July and the family holiday in Scotland in August.
Altalt: Doesn't bother me, I'm fucken nails man. Actually hasn't happened to me from what I can recall. I'd image it'd be more irritating more than anything else, you just keep in mind it's a cunt being a cunt for cuntishness' sake. It's not like your Mum laughing at the size of you cock then shouting UPSET!! in your face.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:36,
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You're going to the Oscars?WOAH there "Bill Clay", I'm not upset!
As Cher said "Words are like weapons, they wound sometimes"
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:40,
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Oh no, you've been deceived(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:45,
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Nah, imma stay up all night watching it live and drinking red wineIt's a tradition
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:42,
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Sounds like a plan. I do that with soccer ball sometimes.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:43,
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Alt: birthday secret days away next week, Bristol to see internet weirdos and I hope to have a REAL holiday this year.Also, anyone been to Gilgamesh?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:47,
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Ah right aye, Im in Newcastle the weekend after so that's why Im not there.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:51,
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When are you actually heading north/south?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:59,
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im home on 29th to see the parents and go out for a mates 30th(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:02,
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You heading back on the Monday or the Sunday?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:03,
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Sunday, it;s a fleeting one unfortunately! Im home a few times in June for the wedding and that.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:09,
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Will try and catch you for a quick pint(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:18,
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Wear slip-on shoes.If you get a loose lace & need to bend over to tie it he'll be up your bourneville before you know it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:27,
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So no one is going down the thin-crust spicy beef curtains route then.You lot disappoint me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:51,
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No-one on here has been through them, thats why(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 13:52,
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Its in my top three energy transfer techniques(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:01,
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Stunned recomended a Tovvous Barsomething steak a few weeks ago and I went to a proper good steak place (Hunters in Cockfosters) yesterday, so I got that one.It was well nyomiez.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:05,
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They should do a steak Nando'sEven though Nando's is just overpriced chicken and chips, there's a market there.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:08,
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I suppose it isn't when you think that it is a "restaurant"(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:12,
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There is a chain. It's called Beefeater and it's existed for nearly 40 years.Fuckwit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:11,
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Fuckwit for not knowing what a "Beefeater" is?You guys are strange.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:13,
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For not knowing that there are chains of steak restaurants & thinking you've spotted a market opportunity that isn't there. See also other chains such as Cote.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:14,
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I've been missing out.I think that Beefeater is in Leicester Square?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:16,
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No. That's an Angus steakhouse.Beloved of tourists willing to pay over the odds for poor quality.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:17,
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I went to a chain one in France who did the most beautiful steak. Buffalo Grill.Gusto do a nice one too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:29,
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I see they also have Pharrell's hat in the videowww.youtube.com/watch?v=9SgvJY9xxcA&feature=kp
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:35,
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Never heard of it. I was thinking of that Gusto tune.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:37,
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Never heard of someone say they've had an even OK meal there.Their location must be their biggest asset.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:48,
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They rent the site. Their business isn't big enough to afford buying the freehold. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:56,
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christ, do they still exist?what about bernis?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:20,
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There are about 200 Beefeaters (one of the chains I was responsible for at Whitbread). Berni hasn't existed for a looooooooooong time. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:21,
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I thought they do do steak?I sometimes go for their chicken livers, even though they're chard to pieces and they don't cut out ANY of the sinu.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:47,
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Well, this was not as impressive as I was expecting"An Earth-based observatory has published video footage of a 400 kg meteor ramming into the moon at a speed of 61,000 kilometers per hour. The meteor was ten times larger than those previously recorded and left behind a 40-meter-wide crater."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCFDkj2JtyA
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:08,
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Where was the blast?That little light speck?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:14,
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something something something ramming into your mum's ass(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:49,
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i did the incredibly cliche thing of nicking a flashing light from roadworks during my first week as a studentthen we panicked and took it back.
alt: loads. fantastic birthday treat for frog next week (unless he calls me a fucking idiot again, in which case anyone else is more welcome to come instead), brizzle, trip to spain, trip to cornwall, thinking about doing the whole gracelands/new Orleans trip for my friend's 40th in may...
altalt: we all know each other too well.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:10,
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I obviously had a Men at Work sign on my door.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:15,
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I'll insert your colon in a minuteNo, wait....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:32,
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Save the hate for others and the love for Swipey.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:16,
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Im going to mark it down as another success.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:52,
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You really need to thank us for rescuing it once again(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:53,
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Would someone other than Jason or Dozer start a new thread please?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:57,
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alright?so much hate for my always popular threads.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 14:59,
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Nope, just that it would good to have some variety of threads from the limited number of remaining people on this pathetic part of the internet. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:01,
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I've done one with 3 questions today(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:02,
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