FFS.
Putin is my hero. Get in there Russia - we won't have the Ukranians coming over here taking our jobs now! Man of Steel or Knob of Butter?

Something, something WW 3. Duck and cover.

Alt: WTF are you looking at?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:13, 68 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alt: YM

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)

I think its all about to go majorly wrong in Ukraine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)

It's difficult to see Russia backing down.
There are so many Russians in the Ukraine that don't want to be EU affiliated that if the Russians don't take it there will be civil war.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)

plus
as part of the agreement for the Crimea becoming part of the Ukraine meant that a large part of Russia's southern fleet are based there
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Yeah, something like 70% of the population of Crimea are Russian.
It doesn't seem that outrageous for Russia to offer some sort of protection to these people.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Not in the grand scheme of things
However I suspect that ol Poots likes to do this sort of shit in the most antagonising way possible just for shits and giggles
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:38, Reply)

I guess it'd be tough to be a supreme leader of one of the world's largest and most powerful countries and not throw your weight about a bit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Oh definately

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Bit late for that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Alt: 23, lives with mum, wears a onesie, spends his time luring in thousands of girls under the age of 14. Which b3tan is this again?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Gonz?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)

most superflous line in news history
"Mr Garrett, who is single"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)

^ has no bearing whatsoever on the story. Well done, totally impartial and in no way judgemental BBC reporters.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)

I also heard that he bum fucks men. That is 100% unverified fact.
I would like there to be good war soon, it would be exciting like Gulf War I And Gulf War II. HD footage this time though I hope.
Alt: An invoice for £12,497.58
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

sorry, i forgot to add something, best pay me a round £15,000.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)

If it was from you I would have complained even more bitterly that you haven't included the 2.25% early settlement as agreed, and you have charged me for goods which haven't been delivered, and that you have incorrectly added it to my February statement.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Yeah!
For my new 4k TV.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)

I bet scud missile launches look wicked in 3D

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Not as good as SCUD missile landings! lol.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:27, Reply)

With 4K I bet you could make out limbs and stuff! COR!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)

*Spits on palm*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)

I will Sky+ it so I don't have to get up in the middle of the night to furiously masturbate over HD footage of civilian slaughter

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)

I landed a scud missle on YM last night

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)

was it a weapon of ass destruction?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:38, Reply)

*teamwork 5's*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Very good.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)

The thing with 4k TVs is that people always say "But there is currently no 4K content; I know they said that about 1080p - but still....."
But what they don't realise is that you can have 4 1080p grot videos running at the same time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:00, Reply)

With one corner on Bloomburg so you can claim it as a buisness expense.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)

The sooner Putin comes out the better.
I love Ukraine, spent some time there. Hate to see what's happening at the moment, Russia should leave them alone.
Alt: My bonus figures for February.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)

I've never been.
Often thought I'd like to but I am always wary of these bull necked Slavs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Went to Kiev once.
Interesting place.

Didn't see chicken on the menu anywhere.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Seems like it's either going to be civil war, or an international action.
THE CRIMEAN WAR 2: BACK IN ACTION.

Looking forward to the new Charge of the Light Brigade sequence, with MTBs.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)

I'm pretty sure they've got more advanced armed transports than mountain bikes.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Errrr, yeah.
MBTs. Oops.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Mounted Bear Taskforce?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Oh man, those Ukrainians are so fucked.

( Kroney, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)

I was at a car hire place in Atlanta a few years ago and the silly
bird behind the desk asked for my passport and where I was from.

I told her the UK and she says, "Geeeee, I've never met anyone from the UKRAINE before!" Silly fat bint.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Cheeky colonials, we shouldn't even have to show them our passports
Our accent and natural superiority should suffice
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)

This very thing happened to me in a taxi in New Orleans.
Cabbie asked where we were from, we say UK, he hears Ukraine. I don't think Americans use the term "UK" very often.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Yanks in being a bit docile shock

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)

I am sure the French will send in the Chasseurs d'Afrique, eh Gaston?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)

I'm sure their cooking will be much appreciated.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)

blah blah eastern european country in turmoil
blah blah leader removed questionably
blah blah superpowers sabre rattling
blah blah 100 years since WW1

Putin should just profess his love for hot cock and be done with it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Those pictures of him topless on a horse prove he is straight

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Putin is the new face of Old Spice

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)

I think she perfers to be known as Geri now mate...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Fat Geri or Thin Geri?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Ukraine needs to get absorbed into the USSR! URSS was the best that happened to the people of the Soviets Russias. I am tiring of learning all the new countries names, there is no need to split like what? Do you want to California split into many countries? The Los Angeles, the Orange country the San Diego? etc.. NO!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)

What a bunch of Slav cunts, eh Froggers?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)

EXACTLY. I don't think I need to say anymore on the subject, I have made my views clear.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Wise words, my friend.
That will be handed down in history lessons long in to the future.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

No they won't, everyone will be dead after WW3

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Plus cool flags for students

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)

and possibly a new Firefox film
*thinks in Russian*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:47, Reply)

Bunch of CLINTS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Cardigan, anyone?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 11:55, Reply)

An email saying that they're not paying me 3 days holiday pay that i've built up this year.... and another email asking me to continue doing work for them over the next month.... and an excel sheet with my dayrate formular that has just been adjusted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Pull a sickie.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)

I'm looking forward to my lunch.
Crusty bread cheese sandwiches.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:06, Reply)

I heard putin is so manly that he women's pants explode of he gets within 3 feet of a vagina.
Alt: you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)

I bet ol Poots would foot fuck a whore
Just Sayin
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Maybe his dick had just grow

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Alt: The rain, the burden the clouds cannot carry any longer becomes a shower which cleanses the earth.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)

i keep reading this to the tune of "charlie is my darling"
putin is my hero, my hero, my hero...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:36, Reply)

You are a fucking idiot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Another busy day on OT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)

Yer.
Busy touching kids on the cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 12:48, Reply)