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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hiya off the topics!!
Slow week eh? Thought I'd lighten the mood with a fun thread!
I'm getting a new surround sound system tomorrow. what are you getting?

Alt. Even though he is a potential murderer, that Osteo Perosis para athlete is well fit. Which unsavoury characters do you find attractive, other than Foxy Knoxy, who is totes obvs.

AltAlt. What about that John Travolta pretending he didn't know Idina Menzels real name when he is such a musical loving faggot. Who else is in the closet?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:17, 187 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
shut up jaysum

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:22, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:22, Reply)
It's no fun here anymore

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:22, Reply)
I'm on your side Jay

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)
yes it is, more often than the whinging would indicate.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)
I ent whinging!

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I didn't mean you, handsome. xx.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Oooh bebbeh!

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:36, Reply)
Shut up Jaysum

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:23, Reply)
This weekend I'll be getting a look at the father-in-law's new car
I will also get wine

Alt:
Black Dahlia

AltAlt:
That Tom Daley chap
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:25, Reply)
what's he got?

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Brand new Nissan Juke N-Tec
I managed to get him 19% Nissan discount for it
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Jukes are pretty cool

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Yeah, I like them
They look a bit different
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)
im not really into cars but the new electric bmw looks well futuristic

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:31, Reply)
WE R LIVIN IN TEH FUTUR!!!!

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:32, Reply)
and hazardous

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:36, Reply)
try again, dimbo

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)
It was a JOKE!!
GOD!!!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)
I got it, jase
Used to be my fave programme that.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:01, Reply)
yer, he was referring to 'Dukes'.
Wasn't funny though.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)
youn AREN'T FUNNY

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:03, Reply)
I like the Nismo varient

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:32, Reply)
I like the camouflage version

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)
How do you know?

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
it was against a white background

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Fucking shit camo then

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:35, Reply)
it looks cool, which is the point of camo

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:36, Reply)
alt. Flower perv

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
famous unsolved murder
A girl got cut in half.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:35, Reply)
careless sister

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:36, Reply)
George Michael's dark period was quite unsettling at times

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)
+ of the month

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:40, Reply)
I was bouncing round youtube videos yesterday

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)
yer I read about serial killers/ unsolved murders all the time
The only non fiction I read is that stuff and physics stuff.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)
and critical/cultural theory obvs

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Yep
I love all that shit
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)
my favourite is Ted Bundy

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Green River

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:46, Reply)
interesting
Best thing about him is how successful he was.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:48, Reply)
I liked the fact that he couldnt even remember how many people he'd killed
I would think this would be a fairly important thing to remember
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)
I dunno, after the first dozen or so you'd stop bothering to count, wouldn't you?

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)
I didn't

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)
so what's your tally?

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:52, Reply)
tally ho!

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)
look gaysum, just stay out of subthreads you aren't a part of, mmkay?

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:58, Reply)
Shan't

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:04, Reply)
78

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79
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:19, Reply)
74/75

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:26, Reply)
*has found 80*

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:35, Reply)
99 red balloons went by

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)
that Rose West is well fit
Ted Bundy was also very attractive.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)
BTK or GTF

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)
he was repulsive
And thicker than Jason.

Bundy was handsome, suave and charming.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)
I just wanted to use the acronyms

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:28, Reply)
yhpcciym

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:29, Reply)
I did not

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:30, Reply)
did so

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:31, Reply)
as well as uya

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:31, Reply)
His pubes tickled my face too much

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:32, Reply)
what does this one mean>?

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:54, Reply)
you had psychochomp's cheesy cock in your mouth

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:55, Reply)
:( No wonder Google was mystified
tried to sell me a hypercam
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)
alt alt: Kevin Spacey

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:27, Reply)
altalt: dwayne johnson

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:32, Reply)
The Cock

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:32, Reply)
Can you SMELL what the cock is cooking?

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Yoghurt

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
cheese sauce?

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Ew.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:35, Reply)
meth

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)
alt alt
Darth Foxtrot 4 eva in ar hartz
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)
I miss our Darth on here

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)
he certainly occupied a niche

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:39, Reply)
YM to all 3?

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:33, Reply)
I met a dog called ben. I stroked ben. ben is my friend. ben has gone to sleep under the seat. the end.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Ben is a red setter, right?

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:35, Reply)
no he is small and had two different colour eyes

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)
David Chowie

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)
david boney

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Awww.
Ben's only with you for the anticipation of treats.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:35, Reply)
no he is stuck on the train like me

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Dogs FTW

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)
+ gay

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Best of all the dogs

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Winona Ryder.
She stole my heart.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)
Tomorrow?

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)
No thanks - I've just put one out.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:47, Reply)
No prob

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:50, Reply)
work your body line

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:00, Reply)
OK I believe you.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)
I'm getting a bandsaw and a router table
Alt: In her younger days - Edwina Currie
Altalt: The list is frickin' endless
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)
naked ape touches kids on the cunt
A/C
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:47, Reply)
D/C

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:56, Reply)
IT MEANS 'AUTOCOMPLETE'!!!!
Why are you so breathtakingly thick?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)
Berlin's lesser know follow up.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:58, Reply)
and... calm down dear, I'm just in a funny mood.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:58, Reply)
A new record - just been delivered.
Going to see a film tonight.

Alt: Joanna Dennehy

Altalt: Aslan
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)
alright
Did you ever get Drone Logic?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)
Nah, you put me off

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:56, Reply)
it's shit anyway
Just get Erotic Discourse and Rez and that's pretty much the entire album.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)
AltAlt:
Ross Kemp
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:00, Reply)
you reckon?
Isn't he just camp rather than bent?

Bent Kemp.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:01, Reply)
Total screaming mincer.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:02, Reply)
he's totes a power bottom

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Alt
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:01, Reply)
Yeah I thought that too.
Your army hard man ways are fooling nobody Kemp. I bet you were the first to drop the soap.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:05, Reply)
I quite like ol Pistols Pistorious
Credit for him pulling the ol cripple card from the outset... I was on my stumps and felt vulnerable so I fired blindly through a door just in case.

Speaking with a saffer over Christmas who reckons the plod fucked up the crime scene so much that he will probably get away with it
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:10, Reply)
What crime scene?
He said he fired the gun.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:13, Reply)
The crime scene where a person was killed
Just because he said he fired the gun it doesn't stop it being the scene of a crime.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)
What is it's relevence?
She's dead. He fired the gun. Where the cartridges landed is immaterial.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)
I am clearly not a forensics expert
but I would think that any evidence that the scene wasn't correctly dealt with would give the defence an opportunity to question the prosecutions line of attack.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:29, Reply)
"I fired the gun"
"you fired the gun?"
"yes"

You haven't got to be Perry Mason. They have to prove he knew it was her. That's the tricky bit.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Don't stop him, this is turning out really well

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Yeah I think he will too. He is emotionless about the whole thing.
His lawyer is good too, discounting the screams.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Dont use the toilet
of Oscar Pistorius
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:21, Reply)
*golf claps*

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:27, Reply)

Reeva Steenkamp didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her.

It was the silence of the limbs.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:31, Reply)
The exit from the internet is to your left.
Please use it.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:32, Reply)

What's got 2 legs and kills women?

The Pistorius brothers.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Ha ha

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:37, Reply)

His older brother Ray is also renowned for being one of South Africa's most notorious sex offenders.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:39, Reply)
hahaha!
Nicely done
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:41, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:44, Reply)
Bored.
Alt: what?

Altalt: what what?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:15, Reply)
what?

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:27, Reply)
Stout fellow.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:32, Reply)
See this is why chicks dig guys like me and dozer so much:
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/women-impressed-by-men-who-condemn-their-taste-in-music-2013111281089
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Anyone who contests another person's music choice past the age of 25 needs to get a grip.
Imagine how boring the world would be if we all liked the same stuff.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:29, Reply)
Maybe, but you do have shocking taste in music

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:32, Reply)
I had a shocking taste in music before it was fashionable.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:33, Reply)
^

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Which I freely admit to.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:34, Reply)
That's true
I wouldn't necessarily agree that Curiosity Killed The Cat were jazz pioneers but I'm not about to start arguing with tangers about it and calling him a wrong un.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:32, Reply)
If you leave your name and your number, he'll get back to you

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:36, Reply)
He should write it straight back down

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:38, Reply)
I won't back down.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Don't be petty

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Shush Jason.
Carol Thatcher. I seriously would. Arse obviously.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:42, Reply)
You sicken me.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:47, Reply)
There is always one that takes a joke too far

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:49, Reply)
He should kill himself.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:52, Reply)
I bet you would.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:53, Reply)
Not even as a political statement.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:59, Reply)
It's painless though, and brings round many changes.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:01, Reply)
I can take or leave it

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:05, Reply)
If only he had ready access to drugs

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:57, Reply)
That's what ym said.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:54, Reply)
I doubt you'd be able to tell which end was which.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Golly
wog
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:01, Reply)
Jam it in.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:05, Reply)
Fucks sake Jason
Buy me a drink first, eh?
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:05, Reply)
Racist.

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:05, Reply)

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1136005/Chiles-reveals-truth-Carol-Thatchers-golliwog-gaffe.html
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:06, Reply)
What a vile bitch.
Still do it in the wrong un though.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:13, Reply)
I'm out

(, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:14, Reply)

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