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Hiya off the topics!!
Slow week eh? Thought I'd lighten the mood with a fun thread!
I'm getting a new surround sound system tomorrow. what are you getting?
Alt. Even though he is a potential murderer, that Osteo Perosis para athlete is well fit. Which unsavoury characters do you find attractive, other than Foxy Knoxy, who is totes obvs.
AltAlt. What about that John Travolta pretending he didn't know Idina Menzels real name when he is such a musical loving faggot. Who else is in the closet?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:17,
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shut up jaysum
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:22,
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:(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:22,
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It's no fun here anymore
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:22,
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I'm on your side Jay
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:26,
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yes it is, more often than the whinging would indicate.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:28,
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I ent whinging!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:34,
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I didn't mean you, handsome. xx.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:35,
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Oooh bebbeh!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:36,
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Shut up Jaysum
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:23,
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This weekend I'll be getting a look at the father-in-law's new car
I will also get wine
Alt:
Black Dahlia
AltAlt:
That Tom Daley chap
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:25,
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what's he got?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:28,
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Brand new Nissan Juke N-Tec
I managed to get him 19% Nissan discount for it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:28,
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Jukes are pretty cool
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:29,
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Yeah, I like them
They look a bit different
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:30,
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im not really into cars but the new electric bmw looks well futuristic
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:31,
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WE R LIVIN IN TEH FUTUR!!!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:32,
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and hazardous
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:36,
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try again, dimbo
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:37,
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It was a JOKE!!
GOD!!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:53,
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I got it, jase
Used to be my fave programme that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:01,
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yer, he was referring to 'Dukes'.
Wasn't funny though.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:02,
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youn AREN'T FUNNY
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:03,
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I like the Nismo varient
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:32,
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I like the camouflage version
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:33,
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How do you know?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:34,
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it was against a white background
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:35,
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Fucking shit camo then
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:35,
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it looks cool, which is the point of camo
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:36,
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alt. Flower perv
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:34,
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famous unsolved murder
A girl got cut in half.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:35,
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careless sister
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:36,
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George Michael's dark period was quite unsettling at times
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:38,
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+ of the month
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:40,
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I was bouncing round youtube videos yesterday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:37,
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yer I read about serial killers/ unsolved murders all the time
The only non fiction I read is that stuff and physics stuff.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:38,
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and critical/cultural theory obvs
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:40,
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Yep
I love all that shit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:43,
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my favourite is Ted Bundy
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:46,
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Green River
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:46,
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interesting
Best thing about him is how successful he was.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:48,
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I liked the fact that he couldnt even remember how many people he'd killed
I would think this would be a fairly important thing to remember
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:49,
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I dunno, after the first dozen or so you'd stop bothering to count, wouldn't you?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:49,
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I didn't
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:51,
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so what's your tally?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:52,
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tally ho!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:57,
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look gaysum, just stay out of subthreads you aren't a part of, mmkay?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:58,
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Shan't
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:04,
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78
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:19,
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79
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:19,
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74/75
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:26,
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*has found 80*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:35,
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99 red balloons went by
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:53,
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that Rose West is well fit
Ted Bundy was also very attractive.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:26,
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BTK or GTF
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:26,
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he was repulsive
And thicker than Jason.
Bundy was handsome, suave and charming.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:28,
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I just wanted to use the acronyms
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:28,
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yhpcciym
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:29,
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I did not
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:30,
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did so
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:31,
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as well as uya
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:31,
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His pubes tickled my face too much
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:32,
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what does this one mean>?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:54,
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you had psychochomp's cheesy cock in your mouth
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:55,
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:( No wonder Google was mystified
tried to sell me a hypercam
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:57,
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alt alt: Kevin Spacey
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:27,
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altalt: dwayne johnson
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:32,
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The Cock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:32,
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Can you SMELL what the cock is cooking?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:33,
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Yoghurt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:34,
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cheese sauce?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:34,
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Ew.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:35,
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meth
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:44,
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alt alt
Darth Foxtrot 4 eva in ar hartz
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:33,
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I miss our Darth on here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:37,
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he certainly occupied a niche
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:39,
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YM to all 3?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:33,
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I met a dog called ben. I stroked ben. ben is my friend. ben has gone to sleep under the seat. the end.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:34,
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Ben is a red setter, right?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:35,
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no he is small and had two different colour eyes
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:38,
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David Chowie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:42,
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david boney
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:43,
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Awww.
Ben's only with you for the anticipation of treats.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:35,
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no he is stuck on the train like me
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:39,
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Dogs FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:37,
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+ gay
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:39,
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Best of all the dogs
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:40,
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Winona Ryder.
She stole my heart.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:38,
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Tomorrow?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:38,
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No thanks - I've just put one out.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:47,
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No prob
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:50,
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work your body line
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:00,
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OK I believe you.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:14,
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I'm getting a bandsaw and a router table
Alt: In her younger days - Edwina Currie
Altalt: The list is frickin' endless
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:44,
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naked ape touches kids on the cunt
A/C
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:47,
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D/C
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:56,
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IT MEANS 'AUTOCOMPLETE'!!!!
Why are you so breathtakingly thick?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:57,
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Berlin's lesser know follow up.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:58,
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and... calm down dear, I'm just in a funny mood.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:58,
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A new record - just been delivered.
Going to see a film tonight.
Alt: Joanna Dennehy
Altalt: Aslan
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:51,
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alright
Did you ever get Drone Logic?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:53,
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Nah, you put me off
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:56,
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it's shit anyway
Just get Erotic Discourse and Rez and that's pretty much the entire album.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 12:57,
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AltAlt:
Ross Kemp
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:00,
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you reckon?
Isn't he just camp rather than bent?
Bent Kemp.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:01,
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Total screaming mincer.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:02,
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he's totes a power bottom
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:03,
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Alt
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:01,
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Yeah I thought that too.
Your army hard man ways are fooling nobody Kemp. I bet you were the first to drop the soap.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:05,
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I quite like ol Pistols Pistorious
Credit for him pulling the ol cripple card from the outset... I was on my stumps and felt vulnerable so I fired blindly through a door just in case.
Speaking with a saffer over Christmas who reckons the plod fucked up the crime scene so much that he will probably get away with it
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:10,
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What crime scene?
He said he fired the gun.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:13,
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The crime scene where a person was killed
Just because he said he fired the gun it doesn't stop it being the scene of a crime.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:16,
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What is it's relevence?
She's dead. He fired the gun. Where the cartridges landed is immaterial.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:17,
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I am clearly not a forensics expert
but I would think that any evidence that the scene wasn't correctly dealt with would give the defence an opportunity to question the prosecutions line of attack.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:29,
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"I fired the gun"
"you fired the gun?"
"yes"
You haven't got to be Perry Mason. They have to prove he knew it was her. That's the tricky bit.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:33,
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Don't stop him, this is turning out really well
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Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:16,
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Yeah I think he will too. He is emotionless about the whole thing.
His lawyer is good too, discounting the screams.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:13,
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Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Dont use the toilet
of Oscar Pistorius
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:21,
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*golf claps*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:27,
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Reeva Steenkamp didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her.
It was the silence of the limbs.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:31,
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The exit from the internet is to your left.
Please use it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:32,
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What's got 2 legs and kills women?
The Pistorius brothers.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:33,
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Ha ha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:37,
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His older brother Ray is also renowned for being one of South Africa's most notorious sex offenders.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:39,
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hahaha!
Nicely done
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:41,
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hahaha
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:44,
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Bored.
Alt: what?
Altalt: what what?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:15,
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what?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:27,
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Stout fellow.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:32,
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Anyone who contests another person's music choice past the age of 25 needs to get a grip.
Imagine how boring the world would be if we all liked the same stuff.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:29,
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Maybe, but you do have shocking taste in music
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:32,
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I had a shocking taste in music before it was fashionable.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:33,
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^
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:34,
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Which I freely admit to.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:34,
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That's true
I wouldn't necessarily agree that Curiosity Killed The Cat were jazz pioneers but I'm not about to start arguing with tangers about it and calling him a wrong un.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:32,
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If you leave your name and your number, he'll get back to you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:36,
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He should write it straight back down
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:38,
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I won't back down.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:39,
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Don't be petty
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:42,
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Shush Jason.
Carol Thatcher. I seriously would. Arse obviously.
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You sicken me.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:47,
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There is always one that takes a joke too far
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:49,
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He should kill himself.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:52,
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I bet you would.
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Not even as a political statement.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:59,
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It's painless though, and brings round many changes.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:01,
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I can take or leave it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:05,
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If only he had ready access to drugs
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:57,
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That's what ym said.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:54,
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I doubt you'd be able to tell which end was which.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:49,
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Golly
wog
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:01,
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Jam it in.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:05,
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Fucks sake Jason
Buy me a drink first, eh?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:05,
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Racist.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:05,
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What a vile bitch.
Still do it in the wrong un though.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:13,
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I'm out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:14,
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