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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bumholes?
alt:bumhole?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:34, 125 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Bumholes.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:37, Reply)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:39, Reply)
B

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)
U

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)
M

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)
H

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)
O

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)
L

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)
E

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)
S

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)
T

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:39, Reply)
G

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:39, Reply)
G

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:39, Reply)
I

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:39, Reply)
in the bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:39, Reply)
BUMHOLES

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Epic.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:45, Reply)
STOTW

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Can you feel it ,see it, hear it today

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)
\o/
I was listening to The Real Thing only this morning
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Its possibly the worst track on the album mind
Warpigs cover being the best
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Their best song isn't their song?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Does it say song
does it
well fuck pants
I don't see an answer?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:00, Reply)
bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
No. The title track is the best track.
As you were.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Nah, they're all shit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:06, Reply)
^^Yurt prick

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Well that statement has come from out of no where

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Only if you're mentally Falling To Pieces

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
I agree!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Afternoon all
I'm watching Ray Donovan
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Not the TV show though
just the bloke over the road doing a nude workout
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Does sporto spy on all of his neighbours in the buff?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:45, Reply)
He just cant help himself the filthy deviant

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:50, Reply)
Hey, it doesnt wank itself

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:51, Reply)
seems like a design flaw

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:52, Reply)
You need to learn better visualisation techniques

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
sting prick^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)
That's one way of doing it, but there aren't many wasps around at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)
racist

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:16, Reply)
don't know what that is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Two hours to pub.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:42, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:53, Reply)
great input here, well done

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)
shit off

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)
difficult unless you use a bumhole

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Hey Vag, where is your exhibition?
I assume it's photos you are exhibiting?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)
photos of his bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)
it's very dark, apparently.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)
and grimey

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:07, Reply)
no wonder his radio show is so shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:11, Reply)
Vadge has got a radio show?
He's got the perfect face for it at least.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:47, Reply)
got a bit of backache now you ask

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:48, Reply)
You need some TP for that?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)
We used to have a right laugh on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Link pls

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)
OK, OK. I have no evidence of said laughs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:00, Reply)
red setter - binbag - that was a laugh

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
ITBOH

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)
ooh, go on then

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)
1 finger or 2 sir?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)
He likes it elbow deep that one.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)
elbow first, actually

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)
up to the shoulder/wrist and then straighten the arm? Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)
It pinches a bit to begin with
but once you settle in, it's quite enjoyable
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)
two fingers fish-hooking my nose
while I'm brutally sodomised by an hispanic man wearing a Manchester United football kit.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)
That's quite niche

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:09, Reply)
I'm a man of specific needs

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)
I heard you anus is like a labyrinth and only the special one can find their way through

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:14, Reply)
+ by laying a trail of breadcrumbs

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:19, Reply)
+ and it has David Bowie at the end

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Smell....BA-AAAAD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
lul

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:37, Reply)

h
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Textbook

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:15, Reply)
I did think about turning "niche" into "chicharito" but tbh that was too much work

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:22, Reply)
How about (appropriately)
he ky Butt
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:24, Reply)
He's not terribly Hispanic, though

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:55, Reply)
You disgust me
A United shirt? Plumbing the depths of depravity indeed.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:14, Reply)
SPORTBALL RIVALRY, I HATE YOU BASED ON YOUR LOCATION AND COLOUR OF SHIRT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Far easier to just hate the entire 'north'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:15, Reply)
troo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:15, Reply)
having read the descriptions of some of your shirts, sportball don't even come into it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:17, Reply)
green gingham today, it's lully

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:18, Reply)

the entire 'north' people based on the absence of meat in their diet.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
It's the only footballing group I know :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)
grow up!!
STUPID BUMHOLES.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Geordiejay loves bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)
I'm impartial

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)

impartial an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:16, Reply)
not all the way?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:18, Reply)
can you take it?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:24, Reply)
grooming^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:26, Reply)
the lesser known "tribe called quest" b side

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Anything to do with logging out?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)
This is what happens on here without adult supervision.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)
I supervised my adult cock into your mum last night

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:15, Reply)
She said she felt a slight irritation.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:21, Reply)
taht'll be the cock lice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:25, Reply)

t g
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:26, Reply)
slighg irritation?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:27, Reply)
irrigation

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)
men
why is it always about the bum with men?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:18, Reply)
+holes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Without them we would run the risk of falling into the sewers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I've cut my fingernails specially.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:23, Reply)
well lube me up and call me Jennifer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Hi Jen. Gloves are off.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
>_<

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
O_O

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
:-(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
Don't clench, it makes it worse
apparently
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:33, Reply)
\0

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Because you are shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:26, Reply)
you need to drink more
you were better off the wagon :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
You are fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Poor Swipey
Did Froggleston have an 'oops, wrong hole' incident?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:34, Reply)
he aimed for the "angry sun"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:36, Reply)

angry sun dead Sarlacc
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:37, Reply)
It was a teatowel disaster

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:39, Reply)
i don't think i've ever met a man who hasn't tried that line
now go post in my new thread, it's much better than this one
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)
They probably just trying to find somewhere with a little traction left

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:45, Reply)
I would certainly have expected that from Greggs' Hat
With him being a massive homosexualist.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)

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