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DOZER THREADI hate Dozer. Selfish mouth breathing cunt.
What portion of Dozer do you despise?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:23,
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latest was 11 years ago)
All of him, but especially his face and mind(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:23,
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All his 'edgy' piercings(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:24,
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Alright SBT. How's the fingers-up-bumholes and referring to A&E needlessly trade going?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:33,
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I haven't killed anyone this year yet.This time last year I had THREE.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:37,
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Shoddy workHow'd you get rid of those three?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:42,
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As I recall, overwhelming sepsis, massive pulmonary embolism and Being Old And Knackered With Cancer But Getting Referred By Oncologist Cunts Anyway.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:44,
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you have a right laugh there don't you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:45,
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At least one of those was in their 30's with young children :((
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:47,
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Not as sorry as I was, going in with the consultant to have That Conversation.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:49,
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Or the one with the parents of the 17 year old lad who'd had an inexplicable out-of-hpospital arrest....to tell them that he was likely to be severely brain-damaged thanks to hypoxia.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:50,
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Turned out HE didn't though.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:50,
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I am totes going to take the dog out for a walk now.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:51,
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Yeah, I've got the funeral of one of those to attend next week(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:57,
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Luckily it was one of my wife's friends, not mine :)(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:07,
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Alright DocI have a pain in my left knee, on the outside just below my kneecap. It fucking hurts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:35,
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You're going to need to lie down on this couch with your pants off and your knees drawn up to your chest.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:38,
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Ignore these so-called "medical professionals"Gaz me for some more 'natural' remedies
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:40,
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Its like being burnt when I lean on itbut doesn't hurt at all sitting, walking, running
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:41,
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Don't lean on it; ensure you are either sitting, walking or running at all times(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:46,
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In that case you have probably bruised it then due to the lack of soft tissue there it wouldn't show up that much.
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Its been like that for weeks now though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:00,
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Deadly knee cancer :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:01,
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In that case its knee aidsThe type you get from spending hours on end sucking cock down the seafront
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As a sufferer of fucked knees *disclaimer not a doctor*
It could be patellar tendinitis (jumpers knee)early stage wouldn't hurt until after exercise and would be tender to the touch.
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Again, I can offer reasonable rates on a range of snake oils for this(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:06,
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It makes no difference if I go running or notIts really rather odd
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:06,
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WooooaaahKnee meniscus tear!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:15,
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Get fuckedI dont play games
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:15,
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Fuck that shitI like running
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:56,
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His shoesI actually like Dozer really though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:52,
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just the fact that he's alive is bad enough, reallyhe should do the decent thing and off himself
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:54,
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Like most on here, mixed bagDon't like his constant efforts to be "alternative" with music and that, or the constant "alright" which should be fucked off to /talk, but at least he posts which is what's needed to keep this place going.
Plus anyone who appreciates good whisky can't be all bad.
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The 1980's calledThey want their punchline back
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:07,
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fuck it. i'll try againhe's just a bit monkey see, monkey do. he sees something another poster does, and copies it. this also explains all the big words that are too big for his tiny brain.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:14,
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Yeah Was Killed more like, taken out by the Tories for being a man of the people
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yeahthe people on six figure salaries and Caribbean cruises
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:33,
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Why are (were) people so resentful of his salary?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:39,
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Which he paid rent on(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:48,
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so? That house could have been used for someone needy. He was not in need, he was fat selfish cunt(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:49,
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So your concern is for the needy?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:51,
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not the salary itselfthe way he held himself out to be a commoner, salt of the earth type innit, fighting for the working man.
whilst ripping off cheap rent and coining in a fortune.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:45,
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Well he was a commoner, salt of the earth typeAnd his job was to fight for the working man, which I understand he was quite good at.
I thought you lot generally thought being good at what you do deserves good remuneration?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:50,
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no he wasn'the was a big fat dinosaur slob whose lifestyle didn't match his "principles".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:52,
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As I understand it, his "principles" were that working people should be paid and treated fairlyBeing paid well himself fits pretty well with that principle.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:56,
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i don't care about his payI care that he held London to ransom and I care that he was a hypocrite
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:59,
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Or to put it another way, he was good at his job(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:00,
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he was a selfish prick who stood in the way of progress and modernisation he showed quite clearly why unions should eb banned
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:01,
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Yes dear, unions are all about being selfish(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:10,
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well bob, made life misery for millions to get absurd pay and condions forced through for his few membersergo, selfish
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:12,
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£40k plus for opening a closing some doors, bonuses for just doing they're job, extra days off etc etc(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:21,
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Providing an essential service for Londoners.I don't see you complaining when higher earners, such as bankers, get bonuses "just for doing they're job"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:24,
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im not paying it through ticket prices am I?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:30,
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You do still pay for it indirectly thoughwhen commodities are traded the profit that they make will be passed down to you as a consumer.
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That's capitalism innitThe tube drivers pay is just theft
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:48,
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London keeps this country a float, you should fucking thank us(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:24,
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The tube service keeps London afloat, you should fucking thank Bob Crow(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:24,
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for stopping it when he has a sulk?It's TFL that keeps it running Bob did ecverything he could to fuck it up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:31,
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You don't believe that happy employees are better for their employers?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:35,
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there is happy and there is taking the fucking pissClearly the RMT have been brainwashed to believe they deserve more and more and more.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:37,
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Or perhaps you have been brainwashed to believe that blue collar workers deserve less and less and less(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:39,
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they earn £40k plus and bonuses when the average wage is what £28k?I think they get plenty
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:41,
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Is that plenty in London?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:43,
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£28 or £40k?You could live on £28k, £40k would be loads for these people
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:44,
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The kind of people that don't mind living somewhere cheap and going on tacky package holidays and consider Nandos to be a restaurant etcThey have low overheads.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:47,
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You should pay more attention to meI make a lot of sense
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:59,
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It does.People generally don't appreciate rich people living in council houses that are supposed to be provided for the poor. Or are you too busy playing devil's advocate to recognise this rather simple distinction?
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Kroney, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:55,
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How sad, my thoughts are with his family at this difficult time(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:28,
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Maybe we can kick them out of the council house they erroneously occupy now(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:29,
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26527325Great news London!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:22,
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HahahhahahahahahahahahahaHahahhabahahahahahhahahhahhahaa
Breathe
Hahahhhahhhhhahhahahahahaa fat fuck
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:28,
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Hey!I've been working out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:29,
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I haven't and yet have lost weight and stomach inchesGo me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:30,
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monty rip texted me the newsfollowed by: he once got beaten with iron bars. lol.
hard to disagree with that sentiment, right there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:32,
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I do hope it was a painful and terrifying death(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:30,
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i was just going to post thisthunder stealer
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:32,
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impeccable timing from the fail, who published this yesterdaywww.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577866/My-145-000-pay-Im-worth-insists-Crow-Militant-union-chief-defends-six-figure-salary-interview.html
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:34,
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I listened to that interview with him last nightHe seemed like a good chap
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:36,
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I bet Boris goes on the piss to celebrate. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:45,
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was it a murder?No, there was just one of him
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:43,
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how's this one?council locks gates to stop travellers getting into park.
travellers try hard to get around the locked gates.
council gives in and removes locks IN CASE THE TRAVELLERS HURT THEMSELVES TRYING TO GET INTO A PARK THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CAMP IN.
travellers piss themselves laughing and move back in.
council now has to go back to court and cost a fortune in fees and clear-up costs.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2577589/Travellers-caravans-popular-park-council-workers-open-gates-health-safety-reasons.html
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:47,
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The best solution is to ensure legal pitches are available to travellers, thereby allowing the police to take a tougher line on those camping illegally (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:05,
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Surely we can build some kind of island off the coast and they can all park their Rorywagons there?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:08,
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They can have the Isle of Wight, that's pretty shit(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:09,
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Good planWe could then charge £5 a go to mortar bomb them from Portsmouth.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:10,
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why should local people have to pay for services for those that pay no taxes, riddle the area with crime and destroy any area they stay at(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:10,
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presumably tangles is happy for them to have his garden(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:11,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:12,
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however in exchange he'll get some poor tarmaccing and a burnt out matress(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:13,
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THAT'S A CULTURAL THING STOP BEING RACIST(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:15,
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They aren't a race unless they're genuine Romanythe Irish ones are "travellers", avoiding tax, so should be put in the same tax avoidance category as the self employed and anyone who employs an accountant, all the way up to the chairman of Tescos.
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all self employed people and al people with an accountant...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:18,
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Yup, all avoiding taxwhich is, of course, entirely legal in this country at the moment
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tax avoidance is really just another way of saying "sound financial planning"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:23,
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that's tax evasion, which is differentdo pay attention
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:32,
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avoidance is the legal practice of minimising your tax billEvasion is not paying the tax that you owe.
Simple
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:38,
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I was quoting someone from the Taxpayer's Alliance thereYou know, from that article you just linked to.
You did read it, didn't you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:26,
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already....www.sickipedia.org/in-the-news/celebrity-death/rmt-union-leader-bob-crow-has-died-his-family-are-1556303
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I reckon Professor Kenny Martin killed him.He's got form...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:18,
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I hate myself for admitting this but I do enjoy Dozers contribution to b3taHe seems quite intelligent, humorous and articulate.
One thing I don't enjoy is his misplaced self importance and arrogance, but Im sure that's all BANTS
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:16,
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I think someone has a little crush...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:18,
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Dozer and Jason sitting in a tree.B.u.m.m.i.n.g.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:19,
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I think someone's reading too much into things.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:35,
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He so would, you knowGaz him a picture of your cock
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:37,
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Yay, me. Just had pay rise and bonus confirmed.
Pub time I reckon.
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