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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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where did y'all go?I've got a craving for mushroom and cheese quiche today. or the strong cheddar and balsamic onion one that higgedy make. however, I am consoling myself with a cup of vegetable soup and a freezing cold diet coke. if you could be eating anything right now, what would it be? go on, you know you love a good food thread.
alt: so battered is going to saw my tits off. good good, cheaper than a boob reduction. how would you threaten another b3tan?
altalt: where's b3th these days? not seen her in a while...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:36,
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latest was 11 years ago)
I went to go an post a bot dog to Bob Crow's widowI also sent tangles some testicles
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:37,
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The ones from your wife's handbag?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:41,
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maybe add some hand creamthey must get sore with all that wringing
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:44,
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man, i wanna go to one of thesewww.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/this-is-what-british-themed-parties-look-like-around-the-wor
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:46,
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altalt: she got stuck on the bog and her flesh has grown around the seat(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:37,
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I have a vague feeling that this has happened I am sure I read about it in t'news
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DunnoI'd just this second posted a thread but it'll wait. I have 3 massive rump steaks that I'm craving but they are at home and I had a ham sarnie. Not good
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I ent the threatening type
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Probably work but i'm sure I saw her post this morning
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:38,
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Côte de boeuf, rare, with steamed spinach, mushrooms au gratin & jacket potato. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:39,
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ménage à trois, spastique plié(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:45,
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I dont like mixing french and english so can I just have a beef rib please(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Nothing, I've not long since had lunch.Alt: I don't threaten people.
Altalt: She has you on 2.0
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:40,
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That's it, you people have held me back for long enough - I'm off to clown collegewww.nationalcircus.org.uk/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:44,
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a nice creamy blue cheese with a light whisky to go with itAnd some parmesan shavings drizzled with honey.
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having said thatWhat I would most like in my mouth right now is one of Sian Williams's feet.
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meh, they'd taste exactly like his parmesan(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:53,
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I think he should talk to a psychologistwww.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sian-williams-swaps-breakfast-telly-3224935
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:53,
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I like wanking over the news as well(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:01,
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she is extremely plain and has as an eye that's lazier than placid(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:00,
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Susannah Reid is much more attractive. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:02,
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Riley is single again apparently. \o/(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:01,
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The mere thought of that fat mess has made me have a bit of vomit in my mouth. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:04,
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You're deffo in with a chance there, mate(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:03,
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She pretty much said that angry short menget her slicker than greased eel
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even lisa'd rather seal her own minge shut with a soldering iron than go there(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:06,
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Please stop gazing me pictures of your minge. I already know what the channel tunnel entrance looks like. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:07,
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It would take a fucking arc welder and at least 4 ft of sheet steelnot a soldering iron
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She seems to be a bit of a Jonah. Look how many disasters she's been involved with. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:02,
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You know I love you, baby(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:00,
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WT actual fuck?!They look like nougat!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:54,
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i heard it smells like your mum's weeping piss hole(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:57,
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The Quorn ones are the worstBacony belches for the rest of the day :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:00,
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bacon flavoring is weird like thatcrisps are bad as well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:01,
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Best of all the fartsI reckon I could fart for a good 10 seconds on a morning
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:14,
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Mind pisswww.sadtrombone.com/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:04,
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i sayI know tangles is a disgusting human being, but that's a bit fucking harsh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:05,
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You leave my brother alone(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:09,
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GROSSi'm having a bit of culture, thank you v much.
as is the osprey to the fish, who takes it by sovereignty of nature.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:04,
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as is the osprey to the fish, who takes it by sovereignty of nature.
a rimming session, I just hope frog has remember to douche this time i hate sweetcorn
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:05,
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sighwhat is it with supposedly straight men and anal?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:06,
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For what it's worth, I have no interest in other people's bumholes and I'd prefer if mine was left alone too.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:08,
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It's ok, we can do other things(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:11,
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Jason will be devastated when he finds this out. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:09,
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No straight men on hereno, wait....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:23,
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Weird innit?Just stick a finger up while you wank. It's not gay
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:24,
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anyway, he doesn't eat sweetcorn so much as fucking PEASfuck I hate peas
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:07,
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how can you HATE peasthey're relaly not very strong tasting
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:15,
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All he is saying isGIVE PEAS A CHANCE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:15,
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Well this tells us rather more than we needed to know(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:15,
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HIYA!I had a cup a soup too. Minestrone it called itself.
Rendang all the way. Beef noms.
I also like chicken in Harissa spices, Im cooking that tonight. Has to be marinaded though so the flavour is soaked in.
alt. I'ma lover, not a fighter. Can't say any of you lot really threaten me to the point of physical threats or retaliation.
Battered is pretty angry atm and understandably so.
altalt. Didn't she start a new job or suttin'?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:19,
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alt: because he's a 40 year old washed up divorcee without permanent employment and a club foot?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:21,
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swipe let slip about Batt's "big shoe", this is new news for the bo\ard(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:23,
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Who do you think you are?Too much
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:27,
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Stunned's got the foot problems. What's happening with your new sprog? Kick your Mrs down the stairs, that's a known way to start labour. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:24,
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it's still hiding...due date isn't until 26th, but as number 1 was early, which is unusual, we thought this one would be as well, which is more usualwe are currently arguing about names
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:30,
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Its because this one isnt yours and black babies take longer to develop in the womb.
HTHs
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Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:33,
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Potato crusted pork fillet, slow cooked belly, crackling, Perry gravy, apple beignet, winter greens(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:50,
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That's what I had when we were away last week. It was probably the best pork I have ever had.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:53,
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Pears and anything food or beverage related to them are utterly disgusting. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:55,
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Don't like pears full stop. Grotty flavour. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:11,
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That's the only bit I would have changed as it was too sweet.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:57,
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cider gravy would have been better(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:58,
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Except for pear drops
waldolf salad
tart ta tan
pear wine gums
stuff that contains pears or is pear flavoured
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:59,
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i love raw pears, especially conference pearsbut I don't like them in things.
although stunned made me a beautiful salad of pears and greens and blue cheese and walnuts. the rest of the foodwrongs had giant prawns and steak - urgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:00,
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Not really a fan of pearsThey are like mong apples
IMA make some perry from my tree
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:02,
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That's a waldolf salad there, bet the cunt made out like he made it himself.I fucking love prawns, big huge ones that take 4 bites, I suck their head out too.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:03,
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Conference pears are the best pears(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:05,
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We need some kind of a discussion about this(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:07,
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Those prawns and the steaks were excellent. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:10,
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fuck off, my vegetable pasta was much betterand I definitely won on the pudding front. that trio of lemon/lime puddings was amazing, gay strawberry boy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:00,
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I'm telling you now it wasnt(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:01,
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it washis plate was disgusting, mountains of dead pig everywhere.
and then he had black pudding and bacon and sausages for breakfast.
poor piggies.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:11,
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Cheese is a much better way to end a meal. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:10,
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normally i agreebut not when you had a goats cheese starter and a mascarpone sauce. too much of a good thing!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:11,
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I got a burger from the butchers today, so I'm making it with- Chollar Roll bun
- Red Onion
- Tomarto
- Plastic Cheese
- Lettus
- tomarto'n'chili-chutney
- some kind of mustardy pickle thing
- mayo
- the meat itself.
It'll be AWESOMe.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:57,
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I hate burgers with too much shit in themBun
Cheese
Bacon
Burger
Bun
possibly hot sauce of some kind
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:58,
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Pickle m'shickle.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:59,
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That's because they're Satan's cucumbers.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:04,
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no no noput it in the bin and start again:
falafels
tzatziki
feta cheese
WIN
or maybe
Portobello mushroom
blue cheese
chillis
pesto
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:01,
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Yeah, what you've done there is make a vegetable sandwich, not a burger.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:04,
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Didn't say you did, I was merely informing you that it wasn't.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:14,
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Er... that's not a burger(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:04,
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i never said it wasI told him to put his sad little meatsack in the bin and start again
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:12,
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Terrible bullying of pickle fairy here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:22,
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That's not food.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:04,
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Some sort of right-on vegetarian worthy hand-wringing nonsense.Something to do with the Gaia theory and how really spiritual they are in Thailand, I suspect.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:10,
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Pffft.Boobs.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:24,
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Why not make your own burgers? Not exactly difficult. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:09,
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this^I've not done that for ages
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:10,
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He should grow his own lettus and tomarto too(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:12,
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They're one of my dauhter's fave things to make, along with pizza. Piss easy too.(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)
I'm not sure the medical profession is the place for equal opportunity for retards.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:20,
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I'll see your mong tiger and raise you a stuffed gay lynx
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:08,
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hahahahaha!Officelolling heartily
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:15,
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He's hungry for crow and it's feeding time!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:21,
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there is a natural history museum in KendalThat has some of the worst examples of taxidermy I have ever seen...
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just looking through it at the momentthat's the sort of thing they have in the aforementioned. There is one of a bear that's priceless
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Agreed. I posted that on a 'RT to win a leopard' thing.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:53,
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Crow Jane(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:25,
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As we would say in these partsHe looks like he's got one eye away down to the shops and another one coming back with the change.
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