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TRAIN THREAD!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!It's a misty morning, suitable for misty mourning.
How will you be celebrating 'hump day'? I will have coffee, then do some work.
The excitement NEVER ends eh.
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work for another 9 hours, go home, got to sleep. repeat thursday and friday, but only half a day on saturday so im ecstatic about that(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:06,
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I have to tell some prick that he's being a knobHe begrudges paying advice fees and has made a spurious complaint, expecting a refund of all fees. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the advice he received, he's always been a dick about having to pay.
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cool im going to do paperwork and filing and hoover the office and pretend I have a womans job(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:16,
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it ent cool broIt makes me quite cross; the amount of money these people have and they get all bloobloobloo about 2% initial and 0.5% ongoing.
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they expect professionals to work for freeMakes dis nigga sick yo.
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i can only imagine the pure rage this sort of thing conjures up(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:24,
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I have clients like this If they spend a lot, I put up with it. If not, sorry but new firm policy, all moneys to be paid upfront on account plus vat, ta.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:24,
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I have just seen a kid about 8 years old with the Nike logo shaved into the side of his head. I fear for the future of society sometimes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:16,
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More likely an imprint from throwing trainers at him.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:19,
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That is a symbol put there by childrens servicesthat mean you are allowed to punch them in the head without compunction
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It's nice to see kids taking an interest in Greek mythologyI didn't know there was a logo though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:05,
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Morning Plum and Froglet.Dull here and so am I.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:17,
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Misty morning,clouds in the sky Without warning,the wizard walks byIts actually very bright and clear up here in the frozen wastelands of the North West.
People that say Hump Day are pricks.
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No that's me and Julio down by the school yard(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:26,
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Have you seen the qotw answer that's just for you?www.higp.jp/hamtouch/en/pc/index.html
Dear god. It's your porn website.
www.higp.jp/hamtouch/en/pc/game/index.html
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:26,
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well this train thread aint up to much and tbh i havent been on a train for about 75 minutes now, laters(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:27,
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Gonna knock off at lunchtime today, YEAH!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:49,
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*half day fives*Morning all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:58,
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I had a recruiter call me 9 times in the space of 5 minutes, I would decline her call and she would call up again straight away.I was in the middle of a meeting and it was quite embarassing, on the last time I said "Sorry, can't talk, will call back" and hanged up before she could say anything. She then sent me a teary text about co-operation.
It really pissed me off, but i'm alright now, she's young I think, i'll call her today.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:58,
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Half day todaySome kind of shit training this morning, followed by my appraisal, followed by lunch and home
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:03,
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Are you going to bring up your car allowance?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:06,
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I'll seeThat has been brought up more times than a Gonz concoction
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:11,
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I'm looking forward to measuring my core competencies against efficacy to produce some real-time key deliverables.And then getting drunk, as I live in a bedsit in London.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:05,
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your core competencies? at least it won't take long, eh?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:07,
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That's best practice for you!LOL!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:09,
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Woah we all thought you were dead(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:08,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:09,
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That was the joke, you dick.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:09,
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^tggi(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:09,
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Good morning, tangles - how are you?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:12,
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I'm great, thanks.How are you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:18,
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I'm alright.It's a beautiful day here.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:20,
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^ tggi(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:10,
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I was Turns out I'm Lazarus. Not just any Lazarus, self-raising Lazarus
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In which case, you'd better have this:youtu.be/3syHCPMJucM
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:11,
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3 she Had Chompys Penis Muck Just under cleavage Mound?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:13,
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It took me a while to work out what the hell he was banging on about thereI thought it might be time for this crow to take a visit to the vet
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:23,
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Fucking appallingly. Work home balance back in line with the force?
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All the better now sunshine!What brings you back to these shores?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:13,
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Hehe cheers :-)Back at work now so the alternative is... you know... work
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Excellent stuffYou feeling better?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:18,
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Not really but I'm on SSP nowSo it's either back to work or go back to pimpin'
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Good stuffYou back on here for a while then?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:23,
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Whenever I'm at work I'll try and get onSo today until 1pm then the same time on Friday.
You lucky bastards
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\o/Genuinely happy now today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:27,
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I'm not - he's back five minutes and all of a sudden everyone is boring on about cricket.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:28,
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Thanks mateThat's really nice of you. I won't tell the mods, promise
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Aye, phased return over 6 weeksThe Xbox is going to start feeling lonely
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Hang on Rory is off for a week and DF returnscoincidence or Conspiracy ?
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You mean he's still alive?I knew I should have got a receipt from that hitman
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Interview Friday, see how that goes.Otherwise, back to the drawing board, really.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:23,
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IT manager type jobLess said, the better, for now.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:35,
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Excellent up this way old stick.Hope you're back on a more permanent basis. We could do with the bodies on here.
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Just the man.Are we really shit at T20, or are the Windies just a bit fucking special?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:21,
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An awful lot of column A and a wee bit of column B.I missed the 1st 20 mins and it was already all over. Fucking rubbish.
And you know what I really fucking hate? 3 wickets down, fuck all runs on the board, and pricks on the England bench laughing and joking.
YOU'RE PLAYING FOR YOUR COUNTRY YOU CUNTS.
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It also doesn't help that Chris Gayle is a fucking monster.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:26,
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TrueBut England's batting was a fucking joke. Allowing themselves to be dictated to by a couple of mediocre opening spinners is not acceptable.
As I say, I think the mental attitude is all wrong. These fuckers have forgotten that they're playing international sport for their country.
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T20 is a fucking shit chav version of the sportAnd should be laughed at as something of no consequence
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I'm going out on a limb here......but I quite enjoy watching T20. Fuck all use at it myself - I'm more of a Geoffrey Boycott - but it doesn't mean that I don't appreciate the skills involved.
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Cant stand it personallyI understand the need for it from a financial point of view as it is more whizz bang, TBH I am not that keen on any limited overs. I like to watch the ebb and flow of 5 days.
Plus playing music for each boundary just No
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Don't get me wrong, I love test matches.I work from home, so I have TMS on the radio and Sky Sports on the telly. Perfect.
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I heartily disagreeI really like it, has the potential to make the entire game into a highlight reel
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:36,
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Work, go home, watch Arrow, consider drinking myself to deathYou know, the usual.
On the upside, interview on Friday.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:12,
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Right, following on from the Rev's point about bodies aboveHas anyone new joined and stuck around in my absence? And whose flounces have I missed? And any other juicy sex gossip please
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We've got a new gay since you left and all of the good people have flounced(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:29,
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Not ALL the good peopleSporters, Stunned, AA and RF are still here.
And so are you.
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Don't know who any of those people are(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:30,
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Especially that sportscow cunt(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:35,
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Bonzo Needs Anal Or A Hot Wank Later?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:41,
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I'm not here too often nowTend to pop on for 5 minutes at a time.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:36,
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Plus we've gained a pretend bum-fingering doctor and a pretend boyfriend for swipe(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:31, Reply)
Hard to tell, could go either (or both) waysSome say it's either a SP or Monty in disguise.
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Monty killed himself, then deleted his account; chompy went for a cigarette and never came back; nakers got a new job, so hardly postsCan't remember who any of the others were, but they've all slowly drifted away
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:35,
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What, no links?It's hard to imagine Chompy forsaking this place, the least he could have done is go hilariously mental first
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I believe his split with the Baroness may have contributed somewhat to his leaving(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:41,
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I believe it was the baronesses split being shown to members of the public that was the major downfall
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I know all about that believe meNot from his side of things, mind you
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I don't think The Baroness would appreciate me sharing the RL conversations I've had with herShort story; men are useless, but you knew that
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Tell me about it, girlfriend!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:48,
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It turns out that bonz is a lot better value if he particpates in threads while they are still active(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:52,
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I know but it makes me question why noone laughed at my stripper joke up there ^I may flounce now
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It's because we all hate you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:00,
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There's been a couple of near-bertdowns on qotwfirst Rob Fartbelm, then some lift perv.
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No, it means you are no longer requiredPlease clear you desk and leave immediately
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:45,
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Can I have the music from The Incredible Hulk playing as I walk away?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:46,
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I'm not even sure I'd win a gay off with this one...(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:46,
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Well I did participate in Pride last summerand also went to Blackpool and won a same-sex Ballroom competition.
So ner.
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We have a new resident chutter, GeordieJayAlso Frog is new and Doc Best Troll
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:29,
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He's less mincing than you, but he does have sex in men's bottoms(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:31,
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NO DELIVERIES ROUND BACKhe is a rubbish gayer who cant even do that right
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NO BACKDOOR POLECAT RELATED ACTION(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:50,
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I was on here when Darth was too, kinda.Not as much as I am now. I don't like sharing spotlight :)
Hi Darth :)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:45,
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Still in bed. Need to get up now though, getting picked up for work in a bit.You sticking around?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:47,
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Fucking hell5 mins in and it goes all GRINDR
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:52,
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I'd like to welcome Darth back.His musical taste is even shitter than mine, he can take some of the flak.
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When Darth returns he needs to start a new thread(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:09,
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