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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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First new thread in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagesOn Monday I had the genuinely delightful experience of being ID'd for booze. Once upon a time this would have been most irksome because it meant actually producing ID or accepting that I'd been rumbled and wasn't going to be drinking at that establishment. Now, at the tender age of 35, it's really quite flattering. Although the chap did rescind his request when I grinned at being asked, and he saw my laughter lines :-(
What else changes for the better as one gets older?
Alt: apart from my mother.
AltAlt: Take advantage of my prolonged absence and spectacular gullibility by making up hilarious bullshit reasons why people flounced/will flounce.
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DrinkingAs a young man I'd be pouring Carling, Fosters and other such shite down my neck. These days I prefer stronger beers and red wine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:15,
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Spot onAt 19 I was drinking whatever was cheapest. Usually Tennant's or some shit. God I was stupid
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It was £1.10 a pint at the student unionSo you could buy a great night, a cracking hangover and an everlasting sense of shame for under a tenner
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I once managed to run up a £50 tabin the SU bar in one night, I also fell over and put my head through a reinforced window and woke up in a bush (not the good kind) smelling of piss
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To be fair I have no idea how old you are or where you went to UniIf you're 22 and it was in London that's a small round, and you're a fucking lightweight.
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Older than you sunbeamand went to uni up north... It was 80p a pint
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I very nearly asked how you knew how old I amI need more coffee/booze
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60p a pint in my local grothole on a Tuesday nightThat got messy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:38,
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That's just fucking irresponsibleand probably led to a lot of irresponsible fucking
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Music gets cheaperIn general, one can afford the good stuff a bit more, unless you're an utter loser.
You can patronise police officers with impunity.
Lying to children for personal amusement is a lot easier.
You can get really involved in conversations about fucking mortgages.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:17,
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Hello mateI would ask how you are but from reading your FB I think it would be more apt to sympathise
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Alt: NOT your motherThese days it's like opening the window and shagging the night.
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Alright seriously where the fuck is everyoneWHERE MY BITCHES AT YO
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This is what it's like nowMind, your shit thread isn't helping matters
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:31,
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Ffs darth, that's gonna mess up the post count(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:34,
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Nope, that didn't work (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:37,
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My counsellor would probably tell me not to blame myself for this abject failureSo in that spirit, you're all a useless shower of shite
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You can pass off your anti-social behavior as being 'set in your ways'I just get the comedy 'are you sure you're old enough' look from the dumpy checkout biddies. I only use the self-service checkouts so I can have minimal contact with the fucking crones, now go take the tag of my litre of vodka so I can start to forget your haggard nicotine stained face.
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You're not dead!MARTIN 35 FROM NoTTINGHAM EX-TELECOMMUNICATIONS ANALYST
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:42,
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Holy shitting fuck, it's only Darth Foxtrot!!!!!Where the buggery have you been until now, young man?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:43,
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He's been in a dark room listening to "guy liner soul smear" at full volume (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:44,
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It's Tracey Barlow all over again.Goes upstairs to listen to 'tapes', then disappears for three years.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:45,
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I believe there is a different actress playing Darth now as well(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:47,
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Hello dearest :-)Back at work now so am furiously avoiding it, obvs.
And how are you?
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All the better for seeing you.And other than that, infuriatingly happy and self-satisfied with life. Sorry.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:50,
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Well that's just excellent newsand I'm thoroughly chuffed to hear it
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The last time I was carded was when I was thirty. Lost all hope now.You get to enjoy nicer things, generally.
Alright Darth.
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Kroney, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:45,
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Morning 4602Are you new? Or just the name?
I don't know who you are soz
EDIT: Just seen the sig. Alright Kroners
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Just had an unpleasant thought concerning the AltAltMonty might ACTUALLY have died. There's a variety of worryingly plausible possibilities. Overdoing the MDs, assassins hired by mental ex, weaponized debt collectors.
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Nah, there was photographic proof of life on facebook the other day, innit(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:53,
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Neither of them looked alive(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:54,
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I'm really surprised that he's goneI thought this place was his main reason to keep on sucking down oxygen. This and his daughter. In that order.
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He sees his daughter now, so he no longer needs us :'((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:57,
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That's because you are(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:59,
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You just wait until he runs out of Nazi memorobillia to dress her in.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:29,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2142775
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:53,
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Monty actually took to alife on the streetsafter realising all he wanted to do was get blown by toothless Asian men
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he'd better not have done, we're going for pizzas or burritos and beers soon(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:19,
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Better taste in drink, although not necessarily in food.Also, I'm almost allowed to be grumpy for no reason.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:59,
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That's shortly before I met Ms FoxtrotMan, the poon I could have bagged...
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Shame you never didAll those women that you will never disappoint.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:06,
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i take things much less seriouslystuff that would have me properly sulk and rage at 21 just make me laugh these days.
alt: never met her, but i'm sure she's as charming as you are.
altalt: b3th will prescribe herself some truly epic drugz and run naked down Weston pier.
stunned will give up drinking and become a monk.
sporty will go postal and fire rounds of bullets into his non-car-allowance-giving boss, yelling, "NO MORE MISTER NICE COW."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:18,
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hello youall good here, hope you're feeling much stronger x
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:27,
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I see your firm has been hired by the Mayor of Tower Hamletsto ensure the BBC "complies with it's obligations" before the Panorama exposee later this month.
Shithead lawyers.
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Lutfur Rahmanyou lot never learn do you? do anything for a shekel.
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AltAlt: Rory flounced due to the continued hounding over his Irish tattie-howking, tarmacadamming, horse-bothering heritage(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)
I wouldn't say drinking gets easier with ageSure, the choices of drink are a lot more varied and your taste buds are more mature, but the hangovers... Oh GOD the hangovers. Though I suppose you are less prone to drinking until you get mortal.
I love how your view on life changes, less important woes seem laughable when you read all the young whippersnappers' Twitter.
alt. I think those here now are in it for the duration. Unless relationship woes happen, or moving to Scotland before they gain independence and renounce the internet.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:27,
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Fattie Salmond will have us back in the caves, I'm fucking telling you.(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)
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