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Share your guilty pleasures.
Excluding my mother.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:26, 210 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
YM!

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:28, Reply)
But excluding your mother *is* my guilty pleasure.....

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Taking things seriously.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Drinking in the morning

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)
There's nothing to be guilty about what I do to YM
She's very grateful.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Disney films
I watched Frozen recently, that film is fucking excellent.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:31, Reply)
NONCE

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)
Drinking alone.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:31, Reply)
this^
A nice quiet, reflective pint is a wondrous thing
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)
And the seven that follow it are even better.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)
tggi^

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:33, Reply)
^ tggi

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:35, Reply)
It really is.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:36, Reply)
Even with a mate
Good mates can sit and drink a full pint without having to say a word to each other. Chill time
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:39, Reply)

good mates men
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Excatly
No fucking inane gossipy shite required
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)
I prefer to sit in silence than make inane remarks about the weather or last night's telly

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:42, Reply)
if only you could apply that to here

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:43, Reply)
I'm not making a sound here

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)
if only you wondn't make that smell

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:47, Reply)
Chicks dig my musky aroma

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:47, Reply)

roma nus
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Shit sweets
Cold can of Coca Cola (full fat or GTF)
Cbeese
Instant mash with cbeese
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:31, Reply)
One of the few things I agree with Swipe on, Diet coke is better. (well, I prefer it)
Cheese is good, I've had chilli and cheese on a jacket potato the last two nights.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)
you need to try these
the cracked black pepper and chilli/lime ones are outstanding.

www.thechunkycheeseco.co.uk/our-products/
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:33, Reply)
The missus likes them, might get her to pick some up for this weekend

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:34, Reply)
they are amazing because the flavours are really strong
I like the black pepper one melted over pasta and the chilli and lime one cubed in a salad.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:35, Reply)
I like the 'cheddar' one, on 'toast'

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:36, Reply)
alright mr vanilla

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:38, Reply)
you constantly smell of jalapeño

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Is that becuase she's jalapeñyo face?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
ha!

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)
you say this like it's a bad thing

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
no, it's well sexy

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)
shut up, vanillaboy

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)
can you make that pasta thing again soon please?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:54, Reply)
the lamb one?
you do know I had to replace the lovely tasty greek feta with plastic cheddar for you, right?!

but yes. I will.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:04, Reply)
:-D

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Phwoar!

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
INORITE

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:45, Reply)
In a shocking twist, I actually "don't mind" that Diet Coke with Lime
Normal stuff tastes like shit to me though
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:34, Reply)
Diet Coke with cherry is a taste sensation.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:35, Reply)
cheese shuoldn't be guilty, cow

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)
It's a sort of cannibalism for him

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:33, Reply)
Just cutting a block off and eating it though

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:33, Reply)

www.collegehumor.com/post/6834026/fat-woman-casually-eats-entire-block-of-cheese
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Shitty christ.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:37, Reply)
sorry, i know she turned you down

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:38, Reply)
Are you looking to get down to that sort of weight??

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)
shut up or i'll sit on your face

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Well, that's an improvement on last time
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)
hahaha

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:51, Reply)
Hi breakfast!

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:54, Reply)
That from your internet favourites, is it?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:54, Reply)
I always endeavour to remember YM, this image helps.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:55, Reply)
better than the barely-dressed oiled up men you usually look at

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Cutting a block off?
The good lord gave you teeth for a reason. Just bite a corner off and put it back in the fridge.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)
^ lives on his own

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Chilled Lucozade (original flavour) for me.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Tastes like shit, but clears you right the fuck up

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Room-temperature, flat, full fat coke - best of all the hangover cures.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:36, Reply)
dear god that would make me vomit
it has to be freezing cold and sparkling as fuck
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Nah.
Sugar and liquid is what you need. If it's sparkling you can't down it.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:43, Reply)
FREE BURPS!

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:47, Reply)

BURPS technicoloured yawn
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Frijj Chocolate Milk FTHW

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Fudge or GTF

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)
i tried the cookie dough one with much excitement, as i love cookie dough ice cream
fucking RANK
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:51, Reply)
The banoffee one was amazing

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)
this^
They should be totally sickly
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
bad horror/cult movies. Warched Cat Women of the Moon recently, excellent stuff.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)
pic'n'mix at the cinema
singing in the car
peeling off nail varnish once my manicure has chipped
stroking other people's dogs
America's next top model
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)
^eating other peoples nostril debris

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:33, Reply)
er
what you talkin' 'bout, willis?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:34, Reply)
absolutely no idea, just rambling. youre a fan of different strokes then?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Most jinxed of all the 80's sit coms.
Willis is the only one still alive I think.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:37, Reply)
i've never seen it
but I did see avenue Q about 5 times, and taking the piss out of gary coleman is kind of their thing.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Avenue Q, woo!

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:42, Reply)
"It gets old."

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:41, Reply)
i was trying to play bits of it on youtube to frog
but I don't think it works if you haven't seen the glory
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Aye, true
You know what to do about that then, don't you?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:47, Reply)
he's never been to the theatre
and refuses to come with me :(
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Well, that's rubbish

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:52, Reply)
I know you're used to having queer boyfriends, but I'm not one and I can't change that

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)
man's man ^^
actually, the theatre is excellent, sort of like telly, but with real people
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:55, Reply)
yes, and im sure chicks and benders love a bit of it, but not me

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Honestly, Avenue Q is really fucking funny.
Well worth watching.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)
I've not seen it, from that article it's on at the Greenwich so might book myself a ticket

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Go for it

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:00, Reply)
we should all go!!!
it's fucking brilliant. what date?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
id give it a go, i just think i'd get bored because im a common pleb and a fidget

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:58, Reply)
Well, you can drink whilst watching it, if that helps?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)
DEAL

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:00, Reply)
There you go Swipe, sorted.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
marvellous, i've been trying to get him to agree to this for 6 fucking months

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Me and AA are going to have a great time!

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:06, Reply)
He knows a neat trick for getting free sweets and all

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)
This worked with me for Bingo.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
I don't know if I have any guilty pleasures.
There are plenty that other people seem to think I should feel guilty over, being a sci-fi nerd beign the stand-out, but I am resolutely unapologetic for all of them.

It's all about having the stones and dignity, you see.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:33, Reply)
Nothing.
I am proud of everything.

DON'T TRY AND CHANGE ME, MAN.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:36, Reply)
you don't even believe in changing your underwear

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:39, Reply)
or shoe

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Bovrilly goodness from the undercarriage.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:41, Reply)
what the.... i don't even....

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:43, Reply)
Beefy aromas from the biff skin.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Being vegetarian, mine's more marmitey

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)
I can take it or leave it

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:47, Reply)
*BOKE*

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Surely be vegemite, wouldn't it?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:47, Reply)
I have a high meat diet.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:51, Reply)
touching kids on the cunt

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Hahahahahahaha.
*click*
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)
textbook

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)
what are you going to do if the latest crotchfruit turns out to be a boy?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)
Turn him over, presumably.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)
doner kebabs.
luckily, there are no kebab houses nearby.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)
A good doner is a thing of joy.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Best toppings?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)
chilli mayo boss?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:58, Reply)
chilisossalad?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:03, Reply)
chili, yoghurt and loads of chilies. i like the big fuckers, on nan bread

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Pickled jalapenos, white cabbage, raw onion, garlic sauce, very hot chilli sauce & more meat.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)
I'm not a fan of garlic sauce

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:00, Reply)
its lovely. mango chutney too, if they have it :)

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Ooooo
Mango chutney would be good
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
macaroni cheese, smoked bacon, Mango Chutney
champion meal
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:03, Reply)
After a hard day touching kids on the cunt.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Proper macaroni cheese is fucking excellent

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)
fuck off with your cabbage you Polak prick

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Chilli, red cabbage, onion, chilli sauce on pitta breads

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:00, Reply)
I might have to have a kebab for lunch today.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
I prefer the chicken or lamb ones, truth be told

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
MIXED.
Get the full bifta.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:04, Reply)
^ tggi

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)
this^

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)
One near me does a fantastic mixed kebab
Their chilli sauce is fucking lovely, but lethal.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Our nearest one does a mixed kebab which would easily feed 4 people
I am yet to finish one and I am a massive greedy cunt
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:13, Reply)
This one is a 2-mealer
Eat at night, then microwave in the morning. Eat whilst contemplating where it all went wrong.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)
My local mixed
carries out like a 5 pound baby.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Sheer stomach pain stopped me last time
Meat sweats and everything
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Hahahaha
QUITTER!
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)
S+

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
Fanny

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Why would anyone choose shitty doner meat over nice chunks of lamb or chicken smothered in chili sauce?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)
there is no accounting for taste frogger
you of all people should know that...
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)
UNTRUE
Well, maybe a bit true.....
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)
does she taste nice?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
You're disgusting.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)
I heard it's like a badly balanced thai curry
Too much ginger
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)
And green.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:13, Reply)
+creamy

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:13, Reply)
*golf claps*

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Bit orangy

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)
i want one now, but id stink the place out. nearest place is on the way home, i might treat us with a takeaway tonight. the dog loves doner meat, but gives him the shits

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:04, Reply)
I love doner meat and it gives me the shits.
*dogfives*
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)
One day i'll make my own

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/gallery/2012/feb/08/how-to-make-a-doner-kebab
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:06, Reply)
yeah seen it before, taht's what inspired me!

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Did you see that Jamie/Jimmy thing?
They make homemade stuff each week and did a full on chicken kebab elephant leg cooker
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)
What, dog?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Wha Bo
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:10, Reply)
10/10

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
falafel
houmous
chilli sauce
garlic sauce
salad but no tomatoes
jalapenos
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
You are a fucking idiot.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
theatre goers kebab

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
You forgot the halloumi

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)
oh fuck yeah
Tesco do one with flecks of chilli in, bloody lovely
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)
hello Me

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Chilli and garlic mayo
Salad but no tomato
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Mixed kebab, onion, red/white cabbage with chilli sauce and mint yoghurt

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)

int an
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Kebabs are fucking rank. You're all wrong'uns.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Needs MOAR snail

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)
If I want to eat processed meat made out of eyelids and sphincters
I'll have a fackin' sossie.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Mmmmm
Tasty sphincter
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)
To be fair
on some foodie programme that Giles chap went to a factory where they make the elephant legs and ate some of the raw meat and said it was of surprisingly high quality.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)
I think I watched that one

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
I have no idea what it was or why I was watching it
but it was a couple of years ago.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:32, Reply)
*Andouillettelols*

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Are they the ones that look like fox shit?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)
and smell like fox shit

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
And taste like fox shit.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Andouillette? More like Oubliette. AMIRIGHT LADS?





lads?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Forget it

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Jokes in French, man.
That's some highbrow shit, right there.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
N'est–ce pas, frère

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)
"What does the fox shit?"......

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Too many to mention.
Synth pop
Rupaul's Drag Race
Watching old game shows on Challenge
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)
+ kebabs

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:09, Reply)
good lad, youre the best one here

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Fickle!

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
it makes you daef though, just saying

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
It that a form of Welsh deafness?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Cardiff hearing

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Sorry?
You'll have to Swansay that again
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Oh FFS
I am going to do more work because of that comment
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)
hahahahaha!
*makes fist and punches the air*
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:37, Reply)
"Dont you... Forget about me... dont dont dont dont...."

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)
I'm Jim's brother Juan

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Imagine that I have folded my arms and I am shaking my head

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
I cannot believe I have out-bad-punned you

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
I know
For some reason I seem to be doing work...
Not overly keen on this state of affairs
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Bender

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
*Groening *

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Oh, Rhyl-y?
it was Merthyr saying it in the first place
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Thats really Llanfair

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Carmarthen if you think you're hard enough
Aberdare you
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
being the best one here makes me deaf, or eating kebabs?
Have you been drinking?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
+ mens bottoms

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Guiltyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:32, Reply)

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