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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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doner kebabs.
luckily, there are no kebab houses nearby.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:53, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
A good doner is a thing of joy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Best toppings?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)
chilli mayo boss?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:58, Reply)
chilisossalad?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:03, Reply)
chili, yoghurt and loads of chilies. i like the big fuckers, on nan bread

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Pickled jalapenos, white cabbage, raw onion, garlic sauce, very hot chilli sauce & more meat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)
I'm not a fan of garlic sauce

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:00, Reply)
its lovely. mango chutney too, if they have it :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Ooooo
Mango chutney would be good
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
macaroni cheese, smoked bacon, Mango Chutney
champion meal
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:03, Reply)
After a hard day touching kids on the cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Proper macaroni cheese is fucking excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)
fuck off with your cabbage you Polak prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Chilli, red cabbage, onion, chilli sauce on pitta breads

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:00, Reply)
I might have to have a kebab for lunch today.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
I prefer the chicken or lamb ones, truth be told

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
MIXED.
Get the full bifta.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:04, Reply)
^ tggi

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)
One near me does a fantastic mixed kebab
Their chilli sauce is fucking lovely, but lethal.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Our nearest one does a mixed kebab which would easily feed 4 people
I am yet to finish one and I am a massive greedy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:13, Reply)
This one is a 2-mealer
Eat at night, then microwave in the morning. Eat whilst contemplating where it all went wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)
My local mixed
carries out like a 5 pound baby.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Sheer stomach pain stopped me last time
Meat sweats and everything
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Hahahaha
QUITTER!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)
S+

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
Fanny

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Why would anyone choose shitty doner meat over nice chunks of lamb or chicken smothered in chili sauce?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)
there is no accounting for taste frogger
you of all people should know that...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)
UNTRUE
Well, maybe a bit true.....
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)
does she taste nice?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
You're disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)
I heard it's like a badly balanced thai curry
Too much ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)
And green.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:13, Reply)
+creamy

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:13, Reply)
*golf claps*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Bit orangy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)
i want one now, but id stink the place out. nearest place is on the way home, i might treat us with a takeaway tonight. the dog loves doner meat, but gives him the shits

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:04, Reply)
I love doner meat and it gives me the shits.
*dogfives*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)
One day i'll make my own

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/gallery/2012/feb/08/how-to-make-a-doner-kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:06, Reply)
yeah seen it before, taht's what inspired me!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Did you see that Jamie/Jimmy thing?
They make homemade stuff each week and did a full on chicken kebab elephant leg cooker
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)
What, dog?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Wha Bo
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:10, Reply)
10/10

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
falafel
houmous
chilli sauce
garlic sauce
salad but no tomatoes
jalapenos
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
You are a fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)
theatre goers kebab

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
You forgot the halloumi

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)
oh fuck yeah
Tesco do one with flecks of chilli in, bloody lovely
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)
hello Me

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Chilli and garlic mayo
Salad but no tomato
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Mixed kebab, onion, red/white cabbage with chilli sauce and mint yoghurt

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)

int an
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Kebabs are fucking rank. You're all wrong'uns.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Needs MOAR snail

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)
If I want to eat processed meat made out of eyelids and sphincters
I'll have a fackin' sossie.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Mmmmm
Tasty sphincter
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)
To be fair
on some foodie programme that Giles chap went to a factory where they make the elephant legs and ate some of the raw meat and said it was of surprisingly high quality.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)
I think I watched that one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
I have no idea what it was or why I was watching it
but it was a couple of years ago.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:32, Reply)
*Andouillettelols*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Are they the ones that look like fox shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)
and smell like fox shit

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
And taste like fox shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Andouillette? More like Oubliette. AMIRIGHT LADS?





lads?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Forget it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Jokes in French, man.
That's some highbrow shit, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
N'est–ce pas, frère

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)
"What does the fox shit?"......

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)

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