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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSOvertime cancelled for the weekend! No work for THIS cow
What has cheered you up today?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:34,
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I am full of the proverbial beans todayMy appraisal was shite yesterday and I dont give a single fuck any more. It really is invigorating
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:38,
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It really is, yesTrouble is I'm at the very top of payscales for my kind of work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:47,
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that £30k glass ceiling is a right pain in the arselove from Rory
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:54,
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In all honesty, nowt.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:37,
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Being locked in the houseand filling in job applications isn't exactly cheery stuff. However, that will change later tonight.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:41,
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I really hope the house doesn't catch fire(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:41,
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Me too!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:43,
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Sister's wedding do o' clock.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:42,
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I haven't seen my family since Christmas so I'm looking forward to it.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:43,
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'cos they all ashamed of you and locked you in the shed, right?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:46,
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More a case of been skint and busy.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:49,
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yes
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:51,
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I've just been told I qualify for £300/month car allowance \o/(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:41,
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I hope you die in a car fire(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:42,
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A discussion on Catholic schools in the office today....led to someone coming out with "Yeah, but you can't, like, get a career in 'Jesus' can you?"
Also, one of the women (who's a bit of an ocd hand-washing germ freak) bought a fancy box of 4 apples from Asda and left it on her desk. This led to another woman being urged to "g'wan, lick yer fingers and touch her box"
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:42,
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The fact that I've just got one shift to do tonight, then I'm off till Thursday.Woo.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:42,
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i don't get paid for overtimeas technically all my time belong to my firm. now THAT sucks at weekends.
I have a really lovely salad with brown rice and feta cheese and beans and fresh chillis and cucumber and peppers and onions and mushrooms and jalapenos and grated carrot. it is cheering me up no end.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:46,
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you make me sickanyway i just found £32k so I'm happy and your can take your twitching saucisson and go baise yourself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:51,
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Bit fucking careless to lose it in the first place.No wonder that email was the last straw.
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Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52,
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i was paraphrasing, now shut up and fix my computer(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:53,
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Certainly, if you shut up about your galloping nob rot or whatever gross medical condition you have.It's much better if we both stay in a sullen silence.
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Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:54,
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You been looking down the back of Battered's settee again?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:53,
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no, it's lovelyyou're thinking of tomatoes. tomatoes are SHIT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:48,
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^ agreeing here.Raw tomatoes can gtf. As a base for a sauce, however, they are more than acceptable.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:50,
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you are both so fucking worng I don't even know whetre to start(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:51,
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Worng?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52,
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Bnet spatsic.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:53,
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Not even in my top five money lenders(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:53,
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You're both wrong.Tomatoes and cucumber are BOTH lovely.
It's celery that wastes everybody's time pretending to be edible food.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52,
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this is correctalthough it is essential in suaces, gravies etc etc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52,
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it is an essential base to sauces, pasta dishes, gravy etc ESSENTIAL(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:58,
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Soups benefit from celeryAS does hoummmouuuuuusssssssssssssssssssssssss
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:59,
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I'm sorry, I'm not a bendersexualso I don't eat humous.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:59,
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You prefer 75 year old sausage, right?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:01,
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*does puss in boots from shrek big eyed look*(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:07,
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houmous may be the best food stuff evercaramelised onion homous with giant salty pretzels is the SHIT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:02,
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Celery - eeuurgh.Celeriac, however, is all of the nom.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:52,
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Is that the one that tastes of aniseedor am I thinking of fennel?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:53,
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It has a slight aniseedy taste to it.Bloody lovely roasted.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:54,
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i texted rakky, she said jeff is on the casestunned and frog and I are all in the same hotel, so I assume we'll meet at check-in time and start in the hotel bar and then catch y'all up. am still trying hard to persuade monty RIP to come as well!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:02,
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Tell him if he doesn'the's a cunt and a bender.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:03,
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that's not so much persuasionI think it may be more blackmail
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:11,
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If his nipper's mum doen't need him to look afterthe bairn then I think he will be on.
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I'm sure Nakers would be happy to look after his kid(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:18,
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fingers crossedit will be fucking awesome if he can come
what time is your train back on the sunday, are you doing sunday lunch?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:23,
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is'nt he back on the financial straight adn narrow after selling his house?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:08,
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He hasn't completed the sale yet. End of March I think. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:08,
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pfffffft, sorry couldn't keep a straight face(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:09,
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I can't stop chevaling it in(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:23,
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Raw celery is ace with cambazola. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 15:59,
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Sounds like a skater's favourite cheese(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:01,
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Nakers please give Sporters his username back. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:03,
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battered asking for a lift into a trolley seat ^(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:08,
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i think you typed this in the wrong place(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:12,
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'cos you's an ugly, smelly cunt(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:21,
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Dozer.He's well lol
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:05,
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I hope you have a forensic mental health evaluation very soon. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:06,
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Fuck AllAbout the only thing is that 5pm will be here soon, fucking work pricks fucking shit up that makes me look like a cunt that I have to spend most of the fucking day backtracking and fucking fixing pricks cunts fuckheads cock wombles.
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I think he works in our place(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:15,
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TRUFAXBut IT staff swear the besterest
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:21,
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plus my mcdst and network one whose initials I forget... and they fact that they no longer exist
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I just found my certificates in the drawer hereThe bundle is about 1" thick
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:32,
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Plus your cub scout badgesI know that all the IT quals I have are now pretty much out of use, and the fact I got out of IT a good few years ago my training was XP so I would pretty much have to go back to scratch
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It's the rapidity with which they expire which has so far dissuaded me from getting any.I'll have to before too much longer, though. There's a limit to how far you can go without them, these days.
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Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:38,
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this^Still not passed the 2008 ones and have 2012 now.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:40,
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Thong songsdidn't do cisco... was a MC one,
It was the one between dst and se but my brain wont bring the information forward
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One of my users went off to take a dump in the middle of me trying to install a printer.I wouldn't have minded, but he managed to pull the network cable out on his way past. I was on the phone for ages until I heard the flush go.
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Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:26,
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I thought I'd lost my socket tester, But then I found it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:23,
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It's been a roller coaster of a day, that's for sure. Also, I was in with the IT guys today, their cable management was a fucking joke. I told the facilities guy their office was a fire hazard and they had to tidy up. I was not popular.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:27,
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Argh!Messy cables make me want to stab people
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:40,
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Oh, christ, don't DO that to me!I wouldn't have been able to carry on if you'd really lost it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:27,
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This pint.Also, curry later
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:45,
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Kronenbourg or John Smiths, yeah?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:51,
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East Coast do Pedigree.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:58,
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Commuters drinking beer on trains is about the saddest thing in the world.(
Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:54,
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When you crack that ring pull on your abnormally small can of lukewarm "premium" lagerjust remember how sad you look.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:57,
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it's a full size ice cold can of M&S "belgium LAger" AKSHULY(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:57,
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I once drank a bottle of M&S port on the way to a Judas Priest gig.(
Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:57,
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now that, is rock and rollI assuem you wearing wearing all studded leather?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:59,
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I was wearing the floor by the time I got the venue.But after throwing up behind a burger van, I felt a lot better.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:01,
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Stay classy, Al.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:02,
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Glad to hear it.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:05,
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Can you smoosh your wife and give her lots of nommy cayke and kittumz from me please.And also have some for yourself.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:07,
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Indeed I can.Return the favour, eh?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:08,
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I have seen pictures of Syrian refugees sobbing at pictures of commuters drinking on trains(, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:57, Reply)
"but ... but ... but why? Why do people find themselves in these situations? Why can't somebody help them?"(
Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:58,
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Thats what they saidIt looked like they were organising a whip round for them
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I've recently discovered Bre Dogs "Punk IPA" and "Dead Pony Club"they are quite superb.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:57,
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I quite like punkbut for home drinking I like lighter ales, the Badger ales I think are good home drinking ones
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I like Hopping Hare, but I've kind of gone off Fursty Ferret as it's a little light for my tastes.It's a good session beer, but if I'm only having one, I like a hoppiness I can sharpen my teeth on.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:01,
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Hopping Hare is bloody lovely.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:02,
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I have not...I have seen it a few times but not being a fan of Moorland in general have avoided... I take it I have wrong in this.
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it's pretty decent, obviously I can't judge your taste, but if you like fursty ferret I reckon you would like it.(
Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:11,
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Also, being the internet, clearly if you don't then you're more a bent spastic than nakers(
Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:12,
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Got my work shoes resoled at lunchtime.I just slipped on the shiny new leather and nearly faceplanted the carpet in the middle of the open plan office. Lucky escape.
My story here is that I got up and didn't fall over.
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Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 16:58,
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If I ever meet you, I'm gonna push you over.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:01,
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Those Romanians you keep in your cellar don't count.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:04,
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tasty coffeegood ideas
ballerinas existing.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 17:16,
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