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	Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW?  Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
	
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	If you could kill one person & get away with it who would you kill?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:54,
	
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	YM
 	
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	Sorry I thought you said buttfuck.  
 	
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	Any black disabled gay child.
 	
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	Child?
 	Most people don't realise until they grow up that they are black.
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	Richard McBeef
 	He seems like a bit of a CUNT.
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	I bet that isn't even his real name.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 11:59,
	
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	I reckon he's a gayer using off topic to cruise for trade
 	
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	You've gazzed him already then
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:00,
	
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	I know I have
 	
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	Pair of chutneys.  
 	It's having a lady Dad that does that to you.
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	I thought it was having two dads that made the offspring a nudger? I'm sure Jase said he had two dads.
 	
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	Nope. Still married hetero parents.
 	
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	Oh, you're adopted!
 	
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 	o a
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 	a bit of
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	bent jason
 	
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	:( No you wouldn't!
 	I don't think there's any I'd like to kill.
Plenty I'd hit in the face with a brick though.
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	Good shout. 
 	
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	Adam off of The Bible.
 	
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	Simon Weston
 	
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	Tony Hatch
 	
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	No way man, the Hatchmeister wrote some classics
 	
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	Reeva Steenkamp.  
 	
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	Ho ho! I like this!
 	
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 Peej, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:04,
	
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	Swipey
 	
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 Peej, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:04,
	
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	oh man
 	:(
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	Neil Trotter 
 	
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	You have a cheek moaning about my threads...
 	
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	News link for you Jaysum
 	www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/26625171
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	I've seen better
 	
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	Fred Phelps
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:08,
	
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	Not long to go on that one, at least
 	
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	I'll go big and go Putin.
 	
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	He doesnt like the gayers 
 	
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	he's the best one on here
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:14,
	
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	We could have a vote on that!
 	
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	Stuart Lubbock
 	
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	The fucker wasn't even a patient.
 	Just picking up a script.
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	he might have been The Caretaker
 	On his way to a Birthday Party
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	Doctor Best Troll
 	
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	You're the best onehere. You know that?
 	
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	No, you should have said.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:26,
	
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	Russell Brand
 	With a sharpened hammer
In the drawing room
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:15,
	
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	NO!! 
 	
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	yes
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:18,
	
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	I actually liked his Radio 2 show. 
 	
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	I hate him with a passion
 	He also managed to stick it up Katy Perry, for which I hate him even more
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	I did 
 	then I listened to the show and it was quite good.
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	Ahm oot
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:26,
	
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	You should probably put it away then and do your zipper up 
 	
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	I need to wipe it on the curtains first
 	I'm not a monster
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	Your photograph suggests otherwise.
 	
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	Oh man
 	ZINGed
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	hahahahaha!
 	
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	ent that that autist off big brother from ages ago?
 	
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	No, it's Sporters from now.
 	
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	Harsh
 	I really need a newer picture
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	You're welcome
 	
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	I cannot unsee this
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:44,
	
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	yer, sporters is that big brother autist
 	
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	he looks a bit simple
 	
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	I am
 	
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	Konerak Sinthasomphone
 	
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	Mum!
 	
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	Mikaeel Kular
 	
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	Dad!
 	
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	Lee Rigby
 	
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	+ drummer
 	
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	Real name: Leonard Rossiter
 	
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	Are you trying to get a rise out of me?
 	
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	I already have the fool
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:27,
	
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	NO BULLYING SWIPE
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:28,
	
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	She prefers 30 wooden coat hangers to me, true story.
 	
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	I think I can speak for us all when I say
 	Who doesn't
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	*hanger fives*
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:30,
	
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	cyber bullies!
 	
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	^ Inspiral Carpets later work....
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:31,
	
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	*cancels Perth concert*
 	
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	Oh man
 	Who wouldn't?!
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:30,
	
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	239 passengers and crew
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:24,
	
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	Rolf Harris.  
 	Dorty fecker!
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	2 little lols
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:25,
	
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	Have we done Damilola Taylor yet?
 	
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	In every little hole
 	
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	Including the one in his leg?
 	
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	Best one, trust me
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:34,
	
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	I fucking have.  
 	
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	Paul Owen
 	
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	'Dangerous' Dave Pearce
 	
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	Tony bLIAR
 	Cos he's a war criminal
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	NO COMMENT
 	
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	Gordon Clown
 	He sold the gold and caused the global financial crisis.
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	NO COMMENT
 	
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	L'W'R'E'N Scott
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:29,
	
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	You'd be gutted if you had tickets to The Stones concert in Sydney.  
 	
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	because you would be about 30 years too late
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:32,
	
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	And the rest
 	
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	Let's say Australia and leave it at that.  
 	
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	Left hanging until they reschedule. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:34,
	
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	I used to be the king of cancellation and abandonment.  
 	I know how it works.
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	Gaz Coombes
 	
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	alright
 	
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	John Power
 	
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	alright
 	
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	Darius Rucker
 	
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	I'm going to walk away from this one
 	
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	all the gays
 	
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	That cunt off the telly.
 	
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	barryfromeastenders
 	
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	Debbie McGhees alsation. 
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:36,
	
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	He'll do anything for a tin of Chappie.  
 	
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	That weather bint and that newsreader.
 	It's the news and weather not fucking Morecambe and Wise!
Is that two people?
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	I didn't know Chris Hoy did the weather
 	
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	Justin Lee Collins
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:41,
	
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	Good call.  
 	Woman hating shit cunt.  It's cunts like him that give real men (like me, not you) a bad name.
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	Funny how he's disappeared from public view after all that.
 	
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	its almost like no one will give him a job
 	
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	Probably some female in need of a good backhand.
 	
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	What are you fucks having for lunch?  
 	imma eat chinky noodle dealy.
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	I had some Tesco Pad Thai noodles
 	I would recommend NEVER doing this.  They are fucking awful
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	Oh dear, mate.  
 	Monty recommended those itsu noodles from Sainers.  They're fucking shit an' all.
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	The Thai Green Curry ones are lovely
 	I'm proper upset now ONLINE and everything
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	i have had left over home made carbonara
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:43,
	
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	Salami & coleslaw sandwich. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:44,
	
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	coleslaw is fuckingb rank
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:45,
	
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	Nice.  
 	You look like you enjoy something creamy with your sausage.
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	That's right sweetie. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 12:47,
	
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	Sandwich or something. Dunno.
 	
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	Thanks for playing.  
 	
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	Got a pain au chocolate, if that helps?
 	
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	It's an improvement.  
 	
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	Might get a kitkat
 	
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	I had a green one yesterday from Japan, still not sure what flavour it was supposed to be
 	
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	Mould
 	
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	wasabi
 	
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	nah, you'd notuice that as a tate
 	I think green tea maybe, but it just tasted of White Chocolate, which is an abomination
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	Dirty pseudo-chink bastards.  
 	
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	Wasabi? Sake? Noodle? 
 	
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	im saving myself for tonight where I will reach the summit of pasta mountain for the second night in a row
 	
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	you mean
 	that you are lucky enough to have amazing home made greek lamb pasticchio
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	In high quality tupperware
 	
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	Tupperware?
 	I don't expect she has anything less than Joseph Joseph in her kitchen.
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	I had to walk for miles to buy some yesterday after carting around coat hangers for hours and miles, I'm pretty much just some kind of courier.
 	
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	It is pretty rare and hard to find...
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:06,
	
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	It is at 9pm
 	
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	24hr Tesco/Asda/Sainsburys/anywhere innit
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:08,
	
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	Well no, because Waitrose didn't have any, neither did 24hr Tesco, so I had to walk to the 'big' one
 	(CSB)
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	what sizes adn shapes did you get?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:14,
	
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	he did well, actually
 	although we both know that they will all end up at his work/house as he takes various lovingly cooked meals away and never remembers to bring the boxes back.
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	No, the couriers are the ones she uses to cart her used knickers around London.
 	We've all heard the stories.
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	We've all got to make a living.
 	
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	ONCE i couriered a pair of pants to a guy, years ago
 	but it wasn't quite as cool as he thought, i blatantly went out at lunchtime and bought a brand new pair to send, then sprayed them with a bit of perfume.
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	no idea
 	itsu do a houmous flatbread with beans and other veggies, might get that. or might go to vital ingredient and make them toss me a salad.
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	You there!
 	What hotel are you lot staying at this weekend?
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:00,
	
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	Double tree?  The old Ramada.  
 	
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	Well at least they won't mind if you piss on the floor
 	
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	Like they have a say.  
 	
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	I'm going to try to stash my car there. I assume they have a car park?
 	
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	Do you get to use the blue spaces?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:13,
	
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	Yep.  £7.50 for 24 hours according to the website.  
 	
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	Cheers.
 	Just spoke to a veryverynice man (one of Sportscow's brethren) who assured me I can park there.
I'll meet you all in the hotel bar when I get there.
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	Cool.  They get to Brizz at about 3.30 and I get there at 12.30'ish.  
 	
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	stunned and frog and i are at the one he said
 	lighty is somewhere else i THINK
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	Lighty has gone for a nice cheap one in Clifton, I think.  
 	
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	naked ape touches kids on the cunt
 	
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	Well known for it. apparently.
 	
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	I heard that he had mini ape purely so he would always have a kid available to touch
 	
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	'Gill'
 	
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	Piers Morgan.
 	Aw, man, I can't believe I missed Richard McBeef off the Internet. I miss all the good stuff.
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	try getting out of bed before midday
 	
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	He'll be back.  
 	
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	Only in a re-run
 	
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	He had it in for you "Bill clay"
 	Whatever did you say?
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	I heard 'Bill Clay' called Richard McBeef's mums a pair of slags.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:05,
	
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	Richard McBeef's mums ent got nuffin on my mums
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:08,
	
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	They have designs on your mums
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:08,
	
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	It's all getting a bit Mumception
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:09,
	
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	Mum, within a mum, within a mum
 	sexeh!
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:14,
	
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	I insulted his favourite author Terry Pratchett
 	and brought up that time he went to a Red Dwarf convention
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:07,
	
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	What a smeg head.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 13:09,
	
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