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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sorry LiC, that is a "fucking shit" thread
You have 1 minute to spend £1000. How?

Alt:
Car woes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:54, 115 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Records.
Next.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Or a nice Pleather Jacket.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)
DRUGS.
Everytime.

Alt: No car woes. I has Volvo.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:55, Reply)
you have a volvo
them's your woes, right there, old timer.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Yeah', but it's such a bitch, they only let you buy one codine based product at a time so you'll have to go around all the phamacies one at a time; and who's got itme for that?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Book a holiday
alt. never had one.

Has anyone said weekend plans yet?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Have you ever left the north?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Of course I have.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Online poker tournament
if you count "spent" as in joined the table and can't get your money back.

Alt: Don't have one
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)
god, so many things
creme de la mer.
holiday deposit.
mac.
half a vintage desk.
chanel coat and sunglasses.
the new outsized mulberry, want want want.




i mean, give it to charity.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:59, Reply)
You've got creme de la mer all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
well, yes
it's how i keep my complexion so stunningly fresh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)
only half a desk?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)
It's all she can fit in her half flat

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)
well, yeah
the ones i like start at about £2k :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:06, Reply)
I can make you a desk for a fiver.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Trainers.
Alt: It's been broken for weeks, I haven't needed it. I don't think I need a car.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Can I have it?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:17, Reply)
If you want an 11 year old astra, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Well, I don't want it as such,
I was thinking of entering it in to a destruction Derby.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:19, Reply)
only if you name it 'the silver bastard'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Done.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Betting on black

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
You'll never go back

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)
2000 pre-bookings for a go on YM

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Put her prices up...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)
I was going to say, she's never charged me that much

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)
winnar

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Probably a new AV receiver with more than the two HDMI inputs I currently have
plus a nice CD player. NAIM, maybe, or Roksan. Also need a NAS drive for films etc. plus a new laptop to stream stuff from it. I could spend that grand in far less than a minute.

Alt: I don't have enough cars.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)
They dont have any red lights, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:14, Reply)
What don't?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Roksan CD players

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:19, Reply)
oh right lol
that's quite good
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:22, Reply)
Love it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:22, Reply)
took me a minute

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:24, Reply)
That took me almost a full Nakers to get.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:25, Reply)
You are all WTN

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
I don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Soup Herb

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)
1000 lottery tickets

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Edgy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:15, Reply)
"EDGING" MY BETS

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:16, Reply)
SUPERMARKET SWEEP!
Alt: I've been on a fucking massive quarry all week, some of the guys were fixing a huge earth mover, transfer box bigger than me, tyres I could happily sleep in. Just incredible to see it all on such a massive scale. Really cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:16, Reply)
I went on one of them once. My Mam won it in a chat magazine or summat.
A supermarket sweep, not a quarry.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Shame she didn't spend a bit more time in the condom aisle.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:25, Reply)
I did the run, but good try.
That one limped along nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
That sounds cool. I'd like to see the inside of one of those.
It's a wasted story on this lot, though. All weak-wristed lady boys with no appreciation for good mechanics.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)
You'd have loved it,
Especially the huge tippers, suspension springs you can stand in.
There was also blasting and a rail head and crushing equipment and it was loud and I felt like a kid in the world's most dangerous play ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:33, Reply)
The big bastards that my clients use at gold and silver mines are USD5m each.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:36, Reply)
even I would have enjoyed that.
The rugged workers are purely a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Haha awesome.
Why didn't you invite me along, you prick?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Nappies
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Is that because you let McBeef smash your back doors in?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:24, Reply)
No, he keeps taking them off to touch the kids on the cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
By bidding on a storage unit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)
YEARP!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
All day long, baby

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
Bristol bash.
Bristol bash.

Party time, it's excrement.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:35, Reply)
I'd call it art and buy it from myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:35, Reply)
I'm mildly surprised at the amount of people on here that love a bit of Storage Wars

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Trying to "store" their cocks in each others "arses" more like.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:42, Reply)
By writing a cheque to my builder
Having not read any of the replies, I will assume that a variety of YM jokes have already been tabled.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:44, Reply)
They have indeed
None of them any good

Unlike YM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)
She really isn't

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:49, Reply)
I "tabled" YM last night.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:46, Reply)
This gets a rare YMLOL.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:49, Reply)
YM was raring to go last night

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Your Mum Licks Out Ladies

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)
No, they are Montymums

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:51, Reply)
A ball in each pocket

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:52, Reply)
EasypinkordifficultbrownLOLs

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:57, Reply)
One in the pink, one in the stink.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Two in the pink
/shocker
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Fist up the stink!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:00, Reply)
carried around like a puppet

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Like a bowling ball.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Bob Dylan tried to reinvigorate his classics

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:19, Reply)
The even raunchier Miley Cyrus b side

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:34, Reply)
My own squatrack, lifting platform and freeweights
Alt: new job means I'm spending £80 a week on petrol and 10 hours a week commuting. No likey.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:13, Reply)
A cider press & a massive amount of apples.
Alt: Just renewing the insurance. It's come down £300. this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:16, Reply)
2000 halfpenny chews mojos FTW
Alt: Insurance woes paid nearly £200 for this year
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Mine's come down to £1500.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:19, Reply)
Really?
Mine's £800 fully comp in Lewisham.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:23, Reply)
There is no such thing as fully comp you fucking pleb

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Course there is.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:30, Reply)
Nope
Its just Comp, otherwise its an oxymoron you don't need the fully part as something cannot be comprehensive without fully covering.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:39, Reply)
You're the oxymoron.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:40, Reply)
So is your face
Sooo neeerrrrr
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:46, Reply)

moro conti
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 17:08, Reply)
850 for the same in Muswell Hill.
Mind you, mine's that high because I've got a rudeboy motor.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Thats a fucking stupid amount to be paying
I assume you have a pretty clean license
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:23, Reply)
He has a slight tendency to black out and thrash around, which has more to do with it, I think

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Ah yes that wouldnt help

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:38, Reply)
There is that.
License is clean. Zero points.

The reason it's gone down is I don't live in Brent Borough anymore. Camden now innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Muswell Hill is worse on my insurance than Slough was.
Doesn't seem fair, somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 16:55, Reply)
It's expensive because Suggs might damage your car if you leave it parked on a corner.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 17:19, Reply)
A deposit on a hand-made acoustic to my own specification
Alt: Just had a new water pump, timing belt and tensioners on my Passat. Luckily it's a company car so I didn't have to pay for it.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 17:04, Reply)

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