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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Let's have a thread where we all say nice things about Nakersand his new progeny.
I'll start.
Congratulations you bent spastic on producing a new person. I hope it doesn't cry a huge amount and that your existing child doesn't attempt to smother it.
EDIT - Alt: which would you give up, books or music?
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In the pub if he's got any sense(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:43,
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tggi^I'm having a week off booze prior to my holidays
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:45,
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I'll post one for you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:48,
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I resent thisI'm almost always nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:48,
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They see me resentin'They hatin'
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:01,
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i have an alternative questionwhich would you give up, if you had to: books or music?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:47,
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it dependsif you can read music, and thus play the tunes to yourself in your head, they are music.
if you can't read music, what sort of a spastic would pick those?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:48,
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if you own such a thingyour punishment is to give up BOTH.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:53,
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really?having heard your record, i thought you'd given up music already
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:49,
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don't be sillyi haven't really bothered to listen to it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:50,
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It would have to be music as I can still hear it in my head anyway(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:50,
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They sing to meinbetween the killings
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:50,
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Hi Nakers, I hope your wife doesn't kick you out via a mutual friend, forcing you to live a lonely drunken existence with sparse access to your new child, leading ultimately to you becoming unemployable anywhere but Dubai where they don't really care how much you drink
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:50,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2246843
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:51,
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I can see what rory likes about this(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:52,
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Well done Nakers for spunking up a fertile woman.Alt - Books.
I love my music.
Though if I go completely deaf I will be without books.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 15:53,
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Alt: What about audio books?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:05,
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What if I sing books?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:09,
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Alt: I've already heard all music so might as well keep books and learn to read(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:07,
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how quickly do you read?i got 1418, which is irritatingly just below the official speed reading deadline. MOAR practice needed.
www.staples.com/sbd/cre/marketing/technology-research-centers/ereaders/speed-reader/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:08,
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www.spritzinc.com/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:10,
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blimey you lot should all be working in different professions(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:14,
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I'd have got a faster time in Latin or Greek obvs. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:17,
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You read 434 words per minute.
That makes you 74% faster than the national average.
I read at a normal pace mind. Im sure you lot skimmed.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:14,
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Hang on you got what?That's fucking quick. I got 830 232% quicker than average.
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i do read v quicklybut it doesn't help at work, i have to force myself to slow down, as otherwise the law just doesn't sink in. and then i have to read it all again. which is NOT GOOD.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:16,
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no, if it's fiction or something it all sinks in just fine at my natural pacebut statutes or contracts need to be read in a variety of different ways to find the actual legal meaning, ye see
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:19,
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She reads legal papers for a living(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:17,
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The "National Average" must be really fucking slow!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:19,
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The national average inlcudes the alomst 40% of people who are functionaly illeterate.edit - actually I just guessed that amount, but it seems to be about 20%, whcih is still fucking awful
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I really hope that was on purpose(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:32,
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Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for......oh, you already have
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:36,
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Like people who read The Sun without a hint of irony?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:34,
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yeah well i recognised your mum's passage so...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:39,
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I didn't recognise your's. Because it had decayed due to the length of time she's been dead.(, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:41, Reply)
even after being dead for a long time, she'd still turn down your fat face and bulgy eyes(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:43,
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1,238But then I'm reading for pleasure not competition.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:53,
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Oh, did she drop it in the end?Well done, Nakers, I hope it didn't damage the carpet.
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Kroney, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:36,
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I heard she was so loose that it bungee jumped back in for a while.(, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:37, Reply)
I heard she was so loose that her first contraction fired it across the ward.(
Kroney, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:42,
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We drank, had a curry, drank some more some people drank a lot more and were unhappy bunnies the next day. Went for a nice Sunday roast and then headed back, the end.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:52,
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Just remember what always breaks when you give it to a babyher hips.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 16:51,
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