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	 7 a day fruit and veg, who accheives this?
	7 a day fruit and veg, who accheives this?
 	
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	 YM, up her.
	YM, up her.
 	
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	 Also, I'm fed up of seeing packaging for shit like Fruit Winders and Panda Pops making claims that they count towards your 5 a day.
	Also, I'm fed up of seeing packaging for shit like Fruit Winders and Panda Pops making claims that they count towards your 5 a day.
 	
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	 Reading my posts count towards your five a day
	Reading my posts count towards your five a day
 	
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	 Plenty of fruits on ot.
	Plenty of fruits on ot.
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:40,
	
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	 It depends, to be honest
	It depends, to be honest
 	I hate the fact that a banana, some strawberries, blueberries and raspberries, when eaten like this would be 4.  However, blended into a smoothie is only 2.  Fucking stupid
I always try to eat at least 3 veggies a day and some fruit
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:24,
	
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	 Good lad.I'm not a fan of bananas, but like banana milkshakes. Wacky, eh?
	Good lad.I'm not a fan of bananas, but like banana milkshakes. Wacky, eh?
 	
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	 KERAZY
	KERAZY
 	Bananas make a good smoothie
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:27,
	
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	 it's hard to make them without
	it's hard to make them without
 	they're more like a fruit juice
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:38,
	
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	 I'm not too fond of tomatos, but I like tomato ketchup!
	I'm not too fond of tomatos, but I like tomato ketchup!
 	WAQQUI!
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:32,
	
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	 Do you have soul?
	Do you have soul?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:35,
	
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	 Arse soul?
	Arse soul?
 	
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	 My arse is haunted
	My arse is haunted
 	
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	 I've got soul, although I'm not a military man.
	I've got soul, although I'm not a military man.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:54,
	
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	 i hit 5, most days
	i hit 5, most days
 	very seldom 7
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:25,
	
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	 + other cars on the road as I am a women and therefore a shit driver
	+ other cars on the road as I am a women and therefore a shit driver
 	
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	 Apparently, women are better drivers. Bollocks.
	Apparently, women are better drivers. Bollocks.
 	
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	 Only by dint of driving so slowly that when they do hit something the damage is less.
	Only by dint of driving so slowly that when they do hit something the damage is less.
 	
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	 if you see a total cock hooning it around thinking he is too good for things like speed limits, indicators, staying in one lane, red lights, pedestrian crossings or other drivers, it'll be a man
	if you see a total cock hooning it around thinking he is too good for things like speed limits, indicators, staying in one lane, red lights, pedestrian crossings or other drivers, it'll be a man
 	if you see a gladys dithering around at 10mph in the fast lane or too scared to turn right, it'll be a woman.
SCIENCE.
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	 yeah, but the slow bint will cause an accident, then drive away unscathed
	yeah, but the slow bint will cause an accident, then drive away unscathed
 	like the one who pulled out on to a fast A road in front of me after she'd looked directly at me, then once I'd avoided ramming into her by anchoring on, she reached down and put on her fucking spectacles, the stupid old biddy.
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	 I don't think bad driving is gender specific
	I don't think bad driving is gender specific
 	
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	 no, but usually the aggressive twats are men and the dithering fools are women, and they are equally dangerous
	no, but usually the aggressive twats are men and the dithering fools are women, and they are equally dangerous
 	
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	 I've seen examples of both in both sexes.
	I've seen examples of both in both sexes.
 	
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	 haha!
	haha!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:28,
	
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	 as if
	as if
 	i'm an excellent driver.
in other news, this is mildly entertaining:
www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/03/31/daily-mail-headlines-replaced-with-user-comments/
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:36,
	
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	 I lol'd
	I lol'd
 	
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	 I didn't notice any difference...
	I didn't notice any difference...
 	
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	 "Is Hermione legal yet?"
	"Is Hermione legal yet?"
 	"Is Hermione legal yet?"
"Is Hermione legal yet?"
"Is Hermione legal yet?"
"Is Hermione legal yet?"
"Is Hermione 
(cont. p94)
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:40,
	
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	 Well lubed
	Well lubed
 	I can get 3 carrots a grapefruit 2 marrows and a sprout down my japs eye does that count
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	 Impressive.
	Impressive.
 	
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	 Me.
	Me.
 	
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	 I don't even get close to 5
	I don't even get close to 5
 	fuck that shit. Coffee is a bean right? That counts.
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	 Don't forget the grapes in your wine
	Don't forget the grapes in your wine
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:32,
	
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	 Apples in your White Lightning.
	Apples in your White Lightning.
 	
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	 Poppies anyone?
	Poppies anyone?
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:44,
	
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	 yep
	yep
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:34,
	
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	 We're havingvegi curry tonight, so presumably that will contain 7  or more.
	We're havingvegi curry tonight, so presumably that will contain 7  or more.
 	Curry is the bollocks.
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	 Bollocks are not vegetarian
	Bollocks are not vegetarian
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:44,
	
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	 Might be.
	Might be.
 	
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	 I'm having steak tonight
	I'm having steak tonight
 	Thats a vegetable, right Doc?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:46,
	
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	 Fed on grass is well veg.
	Fed on grass is well veg.
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:48,
	
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	 Yes, as is cbeese.
	Yes, as is cbeese.
 	
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	 Two of my seven sorted!
	Two of my seven sorted!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:15,
	
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	 If cereals and grains don't count then I'm fucked
	If cereals and grains don't count then I'm fucked
 	I find most fruit too sweet. I hate nearly every fruit that masquerades as a vegetable, like tomatoes etc. Potatoes don't count. Beans only count as 1 no matter how many you eat. this leaves me with root veg and mushrooms and I don't get close to 5 a day.
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	 +ricketts
	+ricketts
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:45,
	
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	 Just take vitamin pills.
	Just take vitamin pills.
 	Same thing right?
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:49,
	
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	 Plenty of carrot in those pasties you love so much
	Plenty of carrot in those pasties you love so much 
 	
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	 Not at all.
	Not at all.
 	
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	 Fuck off, you're just a stupid quack.
	Fuck off, you're just a stupid quack.
 	
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 Peej
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	 Not at all
	Not at all
 	
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	 Alzheimers ^ ^
	Alzheimers ^ ^
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
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	 Why not doc
	Why not doc
 	Genuinely what added bonus do you get from veg assuming you could take supplements for the vits etc.
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	 Fibre mainly.
	Fibre mainly.
 	
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	 Yes but you can get a lot of fibre from stuff that isn't in the 5 a day
	Yes but you can get a lot of fibre from stuff that isn't in the 5 a day
 	
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	 Like potatoes and grains and cereals and brown bread and bran flakes.
	Like potatoes and grains and cereals and brown bread and bran flakes.
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:56,
	
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	 man, i hope for your wife's sake that you have separate bathrooms
	man, i hope for your wife's sake that you have separate bathrooms
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:59,
	
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	 Do you even smell your own farts? There is nothing more vile, more potent than a vegetarians farts.
	Do you even smell your own farts? There is nothing more vile, more potent than a vegetarians farts.
 	So with farts that bad I expect your shit smells like a rose garden.
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	 as if
	as if
 	that's only people who eat a lot of stuff like tofu and sprouts. which i do not.
tangles, on the other hand...
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:09,
	
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	 Oh yeah, my shit totally stinks
	Oh yeah, my shit totally stinks
 	But I'm sure I'm not unusual in this.
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	 You can get fibre supplements as well as vitamin supplements
	You can get fibre supplements as well as vitamin supplements
 	
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	 So if you eat a bowl of fibre as well then that veg canfuck off
	So if you eat a bowl of fibre as well then that veg canfuck off 
 	
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	 Pretty much, Bran Flakes for breakfast with vitamin pills and then fuck it. I'll eat steak and chips
	Pretty much, Bran Flakes for breakfast with vitamin pills and then fuck it. I'll eat steak and chips
 	
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	 Yay
	Yay
 	
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	 I think you are onto something there.
	I think you are onto something there.
 	If you could produce fibre and add vitamins that's all you would need.
If only there was a way to grow it in fields.
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:59,
	
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	 You get a dose of bland coupled with boring
	You get a dose of bland coupled with boring
 	I eat vitamins and steak and I'm not dead.
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	 you are from the neck up
	you are from the neck up
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:55,
	
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	 Better Dead Than Red Cocksucker!
	Better Dead Than Red Cocksucker!
 	
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 Peej
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	 i don't even own an red cock
	i don't even own an red cock
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:58,
	
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	 If your cock is from the neck up there's something wrong rangamuff.
	If your cock is from the neck up there's something wrong rangamuff.
 	
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	 Fuck off, you're just a stupid quack.
	Fuck off, you're just a stupid quack.
 	
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	 Alzheimers ^ ^
	Alzheimers ^ ^
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:55,
	
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	 WELL!
	WELL!
 	A sexy female Dr with a tight top once told me that its a guideline to set a target that fucking povvo twats can realistically achieve and that its actually more important to eat a healthy balanced diet involving lots of different food, but getting them to cram a couple of apples between their micro chips and findus crispy pancakes is better than nothing. Then she sucked me off saying that semen counts towards her daily protein.
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	 That's a bit rude, talking while she was giving head.
	That's a bit rude, talking while she was giving head.
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
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	 Learn to read! She sucked my off afterwards.
	Learn to read! She sucked my off afterwards.
 	
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 Peej
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	 + dad
	+ dad
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:58,
	
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	 Not likely.
	Not likely.
 	
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	 ." Then she sucked me off saying that semen counts towards her daily protein"
	." Then she sucked me off saying that semen counts towards her daily protein"
 	Which part of what you wrote do you not understand?
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
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	 Fuck off you fat psycho cunt!
	Fuck off you fat psycho cunt!
 	What part of that do you not understand!
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	 The bit where it says,
	The bit where it says,
 	 Fuck off you fat psycho cunt!
What part of that do you not understand!
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
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	 The figure five was chosen as most likely to be able to be sold to the great unwashed.
	The figure five was chosen as most likely to be able to be sold to the great unwashed.
 	
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	 Because at least 60% can count that high?
	Because at least 60% can count that high?
 	
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	 Depends on how many fingers they have lost
	Depends on how many fingers they have lost
 	
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	 or how Cornish they are
	or how Cornish they are
 	
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	 Hence the move to 7 a day
	Hence the move to 7 a day
 	
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	 If cider counts then yes.
	If cider counts then yes.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:53,
	
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	 I was in cider YM last night
	I was in cider YM last night
 	
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	 I have peppers AND onion on my pizza
	I have peppers AND onion on my pizza
 	is that 2? And the tomato sauce 3?
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
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	 Bread is made from plants
	Bread is made from plants
 	that counts too
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	 Yes.
	Yes.
 	
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	 Wheat in the dough 4
	Wheat in the dough 4
 	Have a white lightning with it and you've cracked it.
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
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	 glass of wine for the grapes please
	glass of wine for the grapes please
 	I'm not a chav
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
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	 <a href="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/vegetables-are-good-for-you-say-experts-2014040185265">www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/vegetables-are-good-for-you-say-experts-2014040185265</a>
 	www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/vegetables-are-good-for-you-say-experts-2014040185265
	<a href="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/vegetables-are-good-for-you-say-experts-2014040185265">www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/vegetables-are-good-for-you-say-experts-2014040185265</a>
 	www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/vegetables-are-good-for-you-say-experts-2014040185265
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	 Oh yeh, believe everything you read on the Internet.
	Oh yeh, believe everything you read on the Internet.
 	
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	 Yeah I read that you got a nosh from an attractive doc
	Yeah I read that you got a nosh from an attractive doc
 	When we all know that female docs are pug ugly. Otherwise they would have been sexy nurses
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	 like amorous badger
	like amorous badger
 	
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	 Phwoooaar
	Phwoooaar 
 	
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	 I'd <a href= him, if you know what I mean
	I'd <a href= him, if you know what I mean
 	
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	 No
	No
 	No we dont
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	 I think it's an insertion joke?
	I think it's an insertion joke?
 	
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	 I was GIFfawing
	I was GIFfawing
 	
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	 yeah, yeah, EXIF.....
	yeah, yeah, EXIF.....
 	
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	 Interesting to note how there is always public health advice to eat more fruit and vegetables, but never advice to eat more meat.
	Interesting to note how there is always public health advice to eat more fruit and vegetables, but never advice to eat more meat.
 	
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	 Try that one with the missus
	Try that one with the missus
 	
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	 Send her round here and I'll "advise" her.
	Send her round here and I'll "advise" her.
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
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	 I've just had a bacon sandwich. Fuck off fruit & vegetables.
	I've just had a bacon sandwich. Fuck off fruit & vegetables. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:11,
	
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	 A few more fruit and vegetables are going to do little to prevent your inevitable and imminent death from cancer/heart disease, so fill your boots
	A few more fruit and vegetables are going to do little to prevent your inevitable and imminent death from cancer/heart disease, so fill your boots
 	
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	 You're assuming that the liver failure or STI's from all those Iron Curtain prossies won't get him first.
	You're assuming that the liver failure or STI's from all those Iron Curtain prossies won't get him first.
 	
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	 Pigs eat swill
	Pigs eat swill
 	Which is mostly veg. 
Ergo bacon butty is basically a veggie quiche
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	 ^ tggi
	^ tggi
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:16,
	
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	 Vegetables is what my food eats.
	Vegetables is what my food eats.
 	
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	 Just think of them as pre-chewed
	Just think of them as pre-chewed
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:22,
	
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	 +meat
	+meat
 	That grass your steak is eating has slugs, spiders etc in it.
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
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 	vegpigs. 
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	 ^Dead of heart disease by 45
	^Dead of heart disease by 45
 	
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	 Bet a healthy adult would cost the NI fund more by eating well and exercising and then dying at a ripe old age of old-age diseases after 35 years of state pension.
	Bet a healthy adult would cost the NI fund more by eating well and exercising and then dying at a ripe old age of old-age diseases after 35 years of state pension.
 	We obese, asthmatic, sedentary time-bombs are doing the taxpayer a favour.
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	 This is very true.
	This is very true.
 	
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 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?
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	 make it 41?
	make it 41?
 	ta
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	 Beer counts for three
	Beer counts for three
 	
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	 Elected with an increased majority = you.
	Elected with an increased majority = you.
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
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	 I reckon it's an April fool.
	I reckon it's an April fool.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:46,
	
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	 I'm vegetarian by proxy
	I'm vegetarian by proxy
 	I eat herbivores.
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	 Its incredible
	Its incredible
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:48,
	
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	 Didn't you try that joke yesterday?Give it up already.
	Didn't you try that joke yesterday?Give it up already.
 	In other news, morning (just).
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:52,
	
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	 Recycling jokes?
	Recycling jokes?
 	On here?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:03,
	
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	 'Toto'lly
	'Toto'lly
 	
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	 Don'tforget your 3portions of oily fish a  week too.
	Don'tforget your 3portions of oily fish a  week too.
 	
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	 * something about YM *
	* something about YM *
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:53,
	
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	 Thefe's a certain amount of grains you have to neck too.
	Thefe's a certain amount of grains you have to neck too.
 	
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	 What, whisky?
	What, whisky?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
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	 Sadly not, no whisky chat plesse.
	Sadly not, no whisky chat plesse.
 	
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	 Oily fish are gross.
	Oily fish are gross.
 	This is probably one of the reasons my HDL score is o=under 1 : (
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	 If only they could get oil from a fish in capsule form
	If only they could get oil from a fish in capsule form
 	Maybe from its liver or sutin
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	 Supplements aren't as good as getting it direct from the source.
	Supplements aren't as good as getting it direct from the source.
 	But yeah, you're probably right.
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	 This point hasn't been satisfactorily proven from either side yet
	This point hasn't been satisfactorily proven from either side yet
 	
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	 Is there any conclusive proof regarding this, I believe it to be little more than "cod" science.
	Is there any conclusive proof regarding this, I believe it to be little more than "cod" science.
 	
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 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?
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	 Cod isn't classed as an oily fish
	Cod isn't classed as an oily fish
 	
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	 tell that to it's liver.
	tell that to it's liver.
 	
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 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?
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	 Yes, you can get essential fatty acids from cod liver oil, but the EFAs from 'oily fish' come from the body oil.
	Yes, you can get essential fatty acids from cod liver oil, but the EFAs from 'oily fish' come from the body oil.
 	
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	 It's a red herring.
	It's a red herring.
 	
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	 Just scransome kippers with your morning fry up.
	Just scransome kippers with your morning fry up.
 	
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	 fruit and veg are for losers.
	fruit and veg are for losers.
 	/fat mare
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
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	 You're more of a 'gainer'
	You're more of a 'gainer'
 	
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	 Not since xmas.
	Not since xmas.
 	Over a stone so far \o/
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	 My parents taught me "moderation in all things". That goes for what's good for you as well as what's considered bad. Too much good is bad for you. A little of what is bad does you no harm. I'll continue to use common sense in what I eat rather than listen to so-called experts.
	 
 	My parents taught me "moderation in all things". That goes for what's good for you as well as what's considered bad. Too much good is bad for you. A little of what is bad does you no harm. I'll continue to use common sense in what I eat rather than listen to so-called experts.
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	 "Too much good is bad", who can argue with this?
	"Too much good is bad", who can argue with this?
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
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	 Very scientific.
	Very scientific.
 	
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	 ^so-called 'expert'
	^so-called 'expert'
 	
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	 I think the clue is in the term 'too much'.
	I think the clue is in the term 'too much'.
 	
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	 Too many lovers in one lifetime ain't good for you
	Too many lovers in one lifetime ain't good for you
 	
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	 Poo nips off nice and little straining, poo sinks. All is good. I tend to think in soluble fibre and insoluble
	Poo nips off nice and little straining, poo sinks. All is good. I tend to think in soluble fibre and insoluble 
 	fibre and achieve about 40g of fibre per day, I don't much hold with dogma of fresh fruit and vegetables but do with fibre sources, essential amino acids and a good balance of fats.
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 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?
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	 if you're eating enough fibre, it floats
	if you're eating enough fibre, it floats
 	
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	 no.
	no.
 	
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 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?
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	 may be the other way round
	may be the other way round
 	i am not very well versed in poo, unlike you shit stabbers...
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	 a lot of animal fat in order for it to float
	a lot of animal fat in order for it to float
 	
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	 You love your poo, it is well documented, It is gasseous content and higher undigested fats that cause floating.
	You love your poo, it is well documented, It is gasseous content and higher undigested fats that cause floating.
 	A vegetarian may have higher gas thus causing floating but that is not an indicator of having correct fibre levels in the diet.
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 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?
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	 sooooo not googling this
	sooooo not googling this
 	
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	 We do need a good amount of fat, yes
	We do need a good amount of fat, yes
 	
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	 6 different flavours of petit filous and a pork and apple sausage
	6 different flavours of petit filous and a pork and apple sausage 
 	That's 7 right?
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	 Works for me
	Works for me
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:09,
	
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	 yer new thread
	yer new thread
 	
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	 I think you used to be able to get chocolate  flavoured veg, to encourage kids gto eat them. Sounds gross.
	I think you used to be able to get chocolate  flavoured veg, to encourage kids gto eat them. Sounds gross.
 	
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