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	Essential holiday items
 	What can you not go on holiday without?
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LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:41,
	
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	 Rape alarm
	Rape alarm
 	I like to give them a head start
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:42,
	
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	 An anus.
	An anus.
 	Alt: An anus.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:44,
	
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	 oxtail then
	oxtail then
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:45,
	
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	 No, an anus.
	No, an anus.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:48,
	
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	 Transport
	Transport
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:46,
	
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	 Money, clothes, passport, tickets
	Money, clothes, passport, tickets
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:47,
	
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	 + amil nitrates, hot pants, cowboy hat, cock wipes, lube, ball gag
	+ amil nitrates, hot pants, cowboy hat, cock wipes, lube, ball gag
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:48,
	
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	 baked beans and ketchup, i ent eating any of that foreign muck
	baked beans and ketchup, i ent eating any of that foreign muck
 	alt: stunned's cat
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:47,
	
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	 My mate used to work in a travel agents - she's got some great tales along the lines of
	My mate used to work in a travel agents - she's got some great tales along the lines of
 	"We've got £500 we want somewhere 'ot wiv a creche an' a bar an' a chippy."
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:56,
	
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	 Great Yarmouth is lovely this time of never
	Great Yarmouth is lovely this time of never
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:58,
	
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	 I didn't know you knew sporters
	I didn't know you knew sporters
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:58,
	
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	 Oi.
	Oi.  
 	LEAVE MY PUSSY ALONE!  YOU'RE KILLING IT.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:15,
	
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	 Forrins
	Forrins
 	Alt: forrins.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:48,
	
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	 Some selfish cunt's having a birthday in our office
	Some selfish cunt's having a birthday in our office
 	He's brought in cakes an' that and some of Gregg's finest, and totally failed to label the vegetarian options. I'm going to sue the fuck out of him and buy a yacht.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:50,
	
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	 your wife ent watching, dig in
	your wife ent watching, dig in
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:52,
	
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	 this^
	this^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:54,
	
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	 and we're back to YM
	and we're back to YM
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:54,
	
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	 *can't remember if that was you or someone else on FB*
	*can't remember if that was you or someone else on FB*
 	I thought you wern't going proper-veggie, just was going on a "Not eating lumps of meat" rather than "Not eating anything that was once an animal" ?
I'm not sure if that makes sense what I just said.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:12,
	
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	 god, i am terrible for taking pointless things. but the essentials:
	god, i am terrible for taking pointless things. but the essentials:
 	many many books, mobile chargers, ipod (the whole point being not to talk to anyone) and sun cream in every factor due to being a useless irish skinflid/sunglasses if it's hot
lunch - nothing much as out for dinner before the train home tonight. possibly a veggie sushi pack or something
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:58,
	
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	 well duh
	well duh
 	but i carry that around with me anyway
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:59,
	
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	 Is that why your hand bag smells like Billinsgate matket
	Is that why your hand bag smells like Billinsgate matket
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:01,
	
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	 no
	no
 	that's because i carry a pair of your mum's pants with me at all times
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:02,
	
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	 pervert
	pervert
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:02,
	
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	 you say this like it's a surprise, for some reason
	you say this like it's a surprise, for some reason
 	then again, you won't be getting any for at least the next 8 weeks, so everyone's a pervert to you.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:04,
	
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	 i'll take the turd tunnel thanks very much
	i'll take the turd tunnel thanks very much
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:11,
	
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	 NO TRAIN CHAT
	NO TRAIN CHAT
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:32,
	
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	 Alt: beer. Lots and lots of beer.
	Alt: beer. Lots and lots of beer. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:06,
	
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	 Can I come?
	Can I come?
 	I like beer, and a vague sense of belonging.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:07,
	
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	 Cyber goth & dwarf drinking session,m it's like a scene from monkey dust
	Cyber goth & dwarf drinking session,m it's like a scene from monkey dust
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:09,
	
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	 I have had beers with Darth before.
	I have had beers with Darth before. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:11,
	
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	 how many fingers did he getb inside you?
	how many fingers did he getb inside you?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:14,
	
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	 8.
	8. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:15,
	
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	 all from his right hand
	all from his right hand
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:16,
	
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	 He gave him the minivan
	He gave him the minivan
 	2 in the front, 5 in the rear.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:20,
	
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	 maths spaz^
	maths spaz^
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:21,
	
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	 Its a good phrase though
	Its a good phrase though
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:22,
	
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	 yer tis
	yer tis
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:24,
	
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	 may require multiple hands
	may require multiple hands
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:52,
	
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	 Get a train to London and bring your wallet. The first ten rounds are on you.
	Get a train to London and bring your wallet. The first ten rounds are on you. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:11,
	
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	 Well I can't spare the time or afford the costs
	Well I can't spare the time or afford the costs
 	but there's a small possibility that you might tell someone I've never met that I'm alright (for a bender) if I get you drunk enough, so I'll be right there
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:15,
	
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	 If you want me to say that you'll have to buy me a kebab as well.
	If you want me to say that you'll have to buy me a kebab as well. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:18,
	
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	 Quorn kebab OK?
	Quorn kebab OK?
 	
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:21,
	
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	 tggi^
	tggi^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:12,
	
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	 Loads of cash.  then any problem you have can be solved.
	Loads of cash.  then any problem you have can be solved.  
 	
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	 what if the problem is that you've had all of your cash stolen?
	what if the problem is that you've had all of your cash stolen?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:18,
	
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	 Then use your spare £2,000 stashed in the wife's gussett.
	Then use your spare £2,000 stashed in the wife's gussett.  
 	
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	 she's just had a kid
	she's just had a kid
 	it'll be full of giant sanitary towels
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:22,
	
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	 "It all happened so fast!"
	"It all happened so fast!"
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:25,
	
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	 Swipe reports back on her first night with Frog ^
	Swipe reports back on her first night with Frog ^
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:27,
	
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	 + and every subsequent
	+ and every subsequent
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:30,
	
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 	 her first   last
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:31,
	
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	 Oh do keep up.
	Oh do keep up.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:33,
	
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	 + it
	+ it
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:35,
	
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	 Sad girly answer = hair straighteners.
	Sad girly answer = hair straighteners.
 	Curly just looks weird on me, because my hair is too stupid to do it properly.
Alt: CBA
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:28,
	
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	 I can't picture you with curly hair
	I can't picture you with curly hair
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:31,
	
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	 Turn her the other way up?
	Turn her the other way up?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:31,
	
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	 I don't think sporters has his forklift license
	I don't think sporters has his forklift license 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:32,
	
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 	f p
I dont mean this, of course.  b3th is all of the lully
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:34,
	
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	 Ditto
	Ditto
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:36,
	
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	 It's naturally curly, but not 'nice' curly.
	It's naturally curly, but not 'nice' curly.
 	More 'must try harder' curly.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:43,
	
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	 Alt: Lamb chops, chips and peas, purchased by my employer.
	 Alt: Lamb chops, chips and peas, purchased by my employer.
 	 MEATSNAKE FTW.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:44,
	
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	 POW
	POW
 	chops n chips
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:48,
	
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	 There *is* such a thing as a free lunch!
	There *is* such a thing as a free lunch!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:49,
	
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	 Why else would you be dating Swipe?
	Why else would you be dating Swipe?
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:50,
	
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	 I can't think of two reasons.
	I can't think of two reasons.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:51,
	
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	 Has anyone said B3ta yet?
	Has anyone said B3ta yet?
 	Have I mentioned I HATE my replacement phone?
:(
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:47,
	
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	 #pray4jaysums
	#pray4jaysums
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:48,
	
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	 ^ TGGI
	^ TGGI
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:55,
	
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	 What kind of phone is it?
	What kind of phone is it?
 	Yeah, I went there, bitches!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:50,
	
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	 My Samsung is in for repair and the only one I have to hand is a ZTE KIS :((((((
	My Samsung is in for repair and the only one I have to hand is a ZTE KIS :((((((
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:56,
	
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	 The only reason people ever become vegetarian is so that they can tell people they're vegetarian.
	The only reason people ever become vegetarian is so that they can tell people they're vegetarian.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:58,
	
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	 Poor vegetables never stood a chance.
	Poor vegetables never stood a chance.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:05,
	
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	 Obvious response time....
	Obvious response time.... 
 	Especially the carrots!
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 Muns
 Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:15,
	
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	 How can you find out if someone is a vegan?
	How can you find out if someone is a vegan?
 	Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:11,
	
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	 It's vegans who annoy the fuck out of me.
	It's vegans who annoy the fuck out of me. 
 	They refuse to touch animal produce due to it being unethical to eat animals, and due to the way milk, eggs et al are farmed. 
What the fuck do they think would happen if anyone actually listened? I can guarantee that no fucker would keep a herd of cows, sheep, pigs, chickens or any other farm animal as pets. Bolt gun sales would go through the roof and the grazing land would be cleared so we could grow fucking pulse, and the Welsh would start having sex with other humans creating more welsh people. 
Also, no more bacon.
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 Muns
 Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:12,
	
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	 *votes Munsta*
	*votes Munsta*
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:17,
	
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	 I'll be standing as a representative for the 'Vegans can fuck right off!' party.
	I'll be standing as a representative for the 'Vegans can fuck right off!' party. 
 	Massive tax cuts on bacon, huge tax hikes on lentils.
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 Muns
 Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:19,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:21,
	
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	 "Shut up and take my money!"
	"Shut up and take my money!"
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:25,
	
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	 it's a vote from me!
	it's a vote from me!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:21,
	
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	 I like the line of thinking that everyone would turn into amature abattoirists because they made animal produce illegal.
	I like the line of thinking that everyone would turn into amature abattoirists because they made animal produce illegal.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:25,
	
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	 "C'mon now, little jimmy, they've made animal produce iliegal, let's go on a killing spree"
	"C'mon now, little jimmy, they've made animal produce iliegal, let's go on a killing spree"
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:25,
	
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	 If they stopped producing meat
	If they stopped producing meat
 	I'd want to go on a killing spree, wouldn't you?
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 Muns
 Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:28,
	
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	 Just the once, to see what it was like, i'd hate to miss out on the fun.
	Just the once, to see what it was like, i'd hate to miss out on the fun.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:51,
	
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	 not in my case
	not in my case
 	i keep it quiet for as long as possible, don't want to be judged as a tree hugging hippy when the fact is, i'm just really fussy about what i put in my gob
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:19,
	
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	 yhpcciym
	yhpcciym
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:20,
	
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	 That's not what I heard....
	That's not what I heard....
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:20,
	
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	 don't believe everything your dad tells you
	don't believe everything your dad tells you
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:21,
	
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	 Typically lawyer, quoting CPR
	Typically lawyer, quoting CPR
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:23,
	
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	 My "Dozington-D" brand irony meter has just exploded :(
	My "Dozington-D" brand irony meter has just exploded :(
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:22,
	
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	 Aside cash and medical stuff, these days, my ipad and charger.
	Aside cash and medical stuff, these days, my ipad and charger.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:14,
	
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	 You're battery powered?
	You're battery powered? 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:22,
	
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	 No, he owns a horse.
	No, he owns a horse.
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:24,
	
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