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Essential holiday itemsWhat can you not go on holiday without?
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LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:41,
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latest was 11 years ago)
+ amil nitrates, hot pants, cowboy hat, cock wipes, lube, ball gag(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:48,
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baked beans and ketchup, i ent eating any of that foreign muckalt: stunned's cat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:47,
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My mate used to work in a travel agents - she's got some great tales along the lines of"We've got £500 we want somewhere 'ot wiv a creche an' a bar an' a chippy."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:56,
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ForrinsAlt: forrins.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:48,
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Some selfish cunt's having a birthday in our officeHe's brought in cakes an' that and some of Gregg's finest, and totally failed to label the vegetarian options. I'm going to sue the fuck out of him and buy a yacht.
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*can't remember if that was you or someone else on FB*I thought you wern't going proper-veggie, just was going on a "Not eating lumps of meat" rather than "Not eating anything that was once an animal" ?
I'm not sure if that makes sense what I just said.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:12,
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god, i am terrible for taking pointless things. but the essentials:many many books, mobile chargers, ipod (the whole point being not to talk to anyone) and sun cream in every factor due to being a useless irish skinflid/sunglasses if it's hot
lunch - nothing much as out for dinner before the train home tonight. possibly a veggie sushi pack or something
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:58,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2254714
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:59,
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well duhbut i carry that around with me anyway
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:59,
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Is that why your hand bag smells like Billinsgate matket(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:01,
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nothat's because i carry a pair of your mum's pants with me at all times
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:02,
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you say this like it's a surprise, for some reasonthen again, you won't be getting any for at least the next 8 weeks, so everyone's a pervert to you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:04,
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i'll take the turd tunnel thanks very much(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:11,
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Alt: beer. Lots and lots of beer. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:06,
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Cyber goth & dwarf drinking session,m it's like a scene from monkey dust(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:09,
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I have had beers with Darth before. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:11,
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He gave him the minivan2 in the front, 5 in the rear.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:20,
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may require multiple hands(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:52,
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Get a train to London and bring your wallet. The first ten rounds are on you. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:11,
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Well I can't spare the time or afford the costsbut there's a small possibility that you might tell someone I've never met that I'm alright (for a bender) if I get you drunk enough, so I'll be right there
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If you want me to say that you'll have to buy me a kebab as well. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:18,
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what if the problem is that you've had all of your cash stolen?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:18,
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she's just had a kidit'll be full of giant sanitary towels
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:22,
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Swipe reports back on her first night with Frog ^(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:27,
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Sad girly answer = hair straighteners.Curly just looks weird on me, because my hair is too stupid to do it properly.
Alt: CBA
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:28,
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I can't picture you with curly hair(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:31,
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I don't think sporters has his forklift license (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:32,
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I dont mean this, of course. b3th is all of the lully
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:34,
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It's naturally curly, but not 'nice' curly.More 'must try harder' curly.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:43,
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Alt: Lamb chops, chips and peas, purchased by my employer.MEATSNAKE FTW.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:44,
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Has anyone said B3ta yet?Have I mentioned I HATE my replacement phone?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:47,
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My Samsung is in for repair and the only one I have to hand is a ZTE KIS :(((((((
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:56,
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Vegetarianisms is bad for you apparently.www.independent.co.uk/news/science/vegetarians-are-less-healthy-and-have-a-lower-quality-of-life-than-meateaters-scientists-say-9236340.html
Saying that a new study condemning diets is out every day.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:55,
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The only reason people ever become vegetarian is so that they can tell people they're vegetarian.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:58,
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How can you find out if someone is a vegan?Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:11,
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It's vegans who annoy the fuck out of me. They refuse to touch animal produce due to it being unethical to eat animals, and due to the way milk, eggs et al are farmed.
What the fuck do they think would happen if anyone actually listened? I can guarantee that no fucker would keep a herd of cows, sheep, pigs, chickens or any other farm animal as pets. Bolt gun sales would go through the roof and the grazing land would be cleared so we could grow fucking pulse, and the Welsh would start having sex with other humans creating more welsh people.
Also, no more bacon.
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Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:12,
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I'll be standing as a representative for the 'Vegans can fuck right off!' party. Massive tax cuts on bacon, huge tax hikes on lentils.
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Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:19,
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I like the line of thinking that everyone would turn into amature abattoirists because they made animal produce illegal.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:25,
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"C'mon now, little jimmy, they've made animal produce iliegal, let's go on a killing spree"(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:25,
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If they stopped producing meatI'd want to go on a killing spree, wouldn't you?
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Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:28,
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Just the once, to see what it was like, i'd hate to miss out on the fun.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:51,
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not in my casei keep it quiet for as long as possible, don't want to be judged as a tree hugging hippy when the fact is, i'm just really fussy about what i put in my gob
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:19,
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don't believe everything your dad tells you(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:21,
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Aside cash and medical stuff, these days, my ipad and charger.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:14,
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