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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Essential holiday items
What can you not go on holiday without?
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LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:41, 154 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
What can you not go on holiday without?
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LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:41, 154 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
+ amil nitrates, hot pants, cowboy hat, cock wipes, lube, ball gag
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:48, Reply)
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baked beans and ketchup, i ent eating any of that foreign muck
alt: stunned's cat
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:47, Reply)
alt: stunned's cat
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:47, Reply)
My mate used to work in a travel agents - she's got some great tales along the lines of
"We've got £500 we want somewhere 'ot wiv a creche an' a bar an' a chippy."
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:56, Reply)
"We've got £500 we want somewhere 'ot wiv a creche an' a bar an' a chippy."
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Some selfish cunt's having a birthday in our office
He's brought in cakes an' that and some of Gregg's finest, and totally failed to label the vegetarian options. I'm going to sue the fuck out of him and buy a yacht.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:50, Reply)
He's brought in cakes an' that and some of Gregg's finest, and totally failed to label the vegetarian options. I'm going to sue the fuck out of him and buy a yacht.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:50, Reply)
*can't remember if that was you or someone else on FB*
I thought you wern't going proper-veggie, just was going on a "Not eating lumps of meat" rather than "Not eating anything that was once an animal" ?
I'm not sure if that makes sense what I just said.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)
I thought you wern't going proper-veggie, just was going on a "Not eating lumps of meat" rather than "Not eating anything that was once an animal" ?
I'm not sure if that makes sense what I just said.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)
god, i am terrible for taking pointless things. but the essentials:
many many books, mobile chargers, ipod (the whole point being not to talk to anyone) and sun cream in every factor due to being a useless irish skinflid/sunglasses if it's hot
lunch - nothing much as out for dinner before the train home tonight. possibly a veggie sushi pack or something
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:58, Reply)
many many books, mobile chargers, ipod (the whole point being not to talk to anyone) and sun cream in every factor due to being a useless irish skinflid/sunglasses if it's hot
lunch - nothing much as out for dinner before the train home tonight. possibly a veggie sushi pack or something
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:58, Reply)
no
that's because i carry a pair of your mum's pants with me at all times
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)
that's because i carry a pair of your mum's pants with me at all times
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:02, Reply)
you say this like it's a surprise, for some reason
then again, you won't be getting any for at least the next 8 weeks, so everyone's a pervert to you.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)
then again, you won't be getting any for at least the next 8 weeks, so everyone's a pervert to you.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Cyber goth & dwarf drinking session,m it's like a scene from monkey dust
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:09, Reply)
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Get a train to London and bring your wallet. The first ten rounds are on you.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Well I can't spare the time or afford the costs
but there's a small possibility that you might tell someone I've never met that I'm alright (for a bender) if I get you drunk enough, so I'll be right there
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
but there's a small possibility that you might tell someone I've never met that I'm alright (for a bender) if I get you drunk enough, so I'll be right there
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Sad girly answer = hair straighteners.
Curly just looks weird on me, because my hair is too stupid to do it properly.
Alt: CBA
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Curly just looks weird on me, because my hair is too stupid to do it properly.
Alt: CBA
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:28, Reply)
It's naturally curly, but not 'nice' curly.
More 'must try harder' curly.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:43, Reply)
More 'must try harder' curly.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Alt: Lamb chops, chips and peas, purchased by my employer.
MEATSNAKE FTW.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:44, Reply)
MEATSNAKE FTW.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Has anyone said B3ta yet?
Have I mentioned I HATE my replacement phone?
:(
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Have I mentioned I HATE my replacement phone?
:(
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:47, Reply)
My Samsung is in for repair and the only one I have to hand is a ZTE KIS :((((((
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:56, Reply)
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Vegetarianisms is bad for you apparently.
www.independent.co.uk/news/science/vegetarians-are-less-healthy-and-have-a-lower-quality-of-life-than-meateaters-scientists-say-9236340.html
Saying that a new study condemning diets is out every day.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:55, Reply)
www.independent.co.uk/news/science/vegetarians-are-less-healthy-and-have-a-lower-quality-of-life-than-meateaters-scientists-say-9236340.html
Saying that a new study condemning diets is out every day.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:55, Reply)
The only reason people ever become vegetarian is so that they can tell people they're vegetarian.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:58, Reply)
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 12:58, Reply)
How can you find out if someone is a vegan?
Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:11, Reply)
It's vegans who annoy the fuck out of me.
They refuse to touch animal produce due to it being unethical to eat animals, and due to the way milk, eggs et al are farmed.
What the fuck do they think would happen if anyone actually listened? I can guarantee that no fucker would keep a herd of cows, sheep, pigs, chickens or any other farm animal as pets. Bolt gun sales would go through the roof and the grazing land would be cleared so we could grow fucking pulse, and the Welsh would start having sex with other humans creating more welsh people.
Also, no more bacon.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)
They refuse to touch animal produce due to it being unethical to eat animals, and due to the way milk, eggs et al are farmed.
What the fuck do they think would happen if anyone actually listened? I can guarantee that no fucker would keep a herd of cows, sheep, pigs, chickens or any other farm animal as pets. Bolt gun sales would go through the roof and the grazing land would be cleared so we could grow fucking pulse, and the Welsh would start having sex with other humans creating more welsh people.
Also, no more bacon.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:12, Reply)
I'll be standing as a representative for the 'Vegans can fuck right off!' party.
Massive tax cuts on bacon, huge tax hikes on lentils.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Massive tax cuts on bacon, huge tax hikes on lentils.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I like the line of thinking that everyone would turn into amature abattoirists because they made animal produce illegal.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)
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"C'mon now, little jimmy, they've made animal produce iliegal, let's go on a killing spree"
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)
If they stopped producing meat
I'd want to go on a killing spree, wouldn't you?
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)
I'd want to go on a killing spree, wouldn't you?
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Just the once, to see what it was like, i'd hate to miss out on the fun.
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:51, Reply)
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:51, Reply)
not in my case
i keep it quiet for as long as possible, don't want to be judged as a tree hugging hippy when the fact is, i'm just really fussy about what i put in my gob
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
i keep it quiet for as long as possible, don't want to be judged as a tree hugging hippy when the fact is, i'm just really fussy about what i put in my gob
( , Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)
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