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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The Past/Decisions
Last night I was out for beers with a good mate of mine who moved over to Zurich about 7 years ago. Proper reminisce times.

He moved out there as a result of an argument with someone here in work and applied for some jobs on the Friday, telephone interview on the Monday then flew out on the Tuesday

What snap decisions are you most happy with/unhappy with?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:44, 198 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
On a whim, I decided to remove someone's car allowance
It was well lol
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:50, Reply)
textbook

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:50, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Unhappy about making the snap decision to be the 'slave in a sling'
It was alright, just not as piggy as I would have liked.

Roast lamb for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:54, Reply)
rioast lamb? on a tuesday?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:56, Reply)
I support this radical thinking

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:59, Reply)
*joins team quinch*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:01, Reply)
For lamb?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:08, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:09, Reply)



(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:15, Reply)
I keep expecting this to be a gif and one of them will blink.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Make it so.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:18, Reply)
I would but I don't appear to have installed photoshop on this laptop and I'm not sure where I saved the installation files and key generator.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:20, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:28, Reply)
YES!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:29, Reply)
It looks more like it's having a stroke than winking

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Its like a roll eye garage door

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:32, Reply)
Better act F.A.S.T

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)
I'm happy with where I'm living now, which was all done in a rush last year. Living with my ex in her property never really felt like my home & to have my own place that I chose in a rush and really like (and micro likes) has been excellent.
When finances allow I might try & buy it off the landlord.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:55, Reply)
renter^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Yep. Probably for another 6 months.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Only poor people rent

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:56, Reply)
And those that split with their wives last year without finances having been resolved.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:56, Reply)
And people who're test-driving living with their missus.
#totallynotinsecureaboutrenting
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:00, Reply)
I rented with my mrs for two years
and then we bought a house together and then got married.

SO it can work. Probably not for you though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Probably not, no.
I'm not potty trained, for one thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:11, Reply)
I split your mum last year

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:00, Reply)
Hadjuk or banana?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:00, Reply)
So, like the man said, poor people.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:10, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:13, Reply)
yer
you should tell that to some of my private clients who spunk tens of thousands a week to rent. man i love dealing with totally rational complaints.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:05, Reply)
In your role as a conveyancer, does anyone ever give a fuck about the EPC?
And do you know roughly how much one should cost, and who I actually go to to get one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:12, Reply)
i'm not a conveyancer
people care a lot about energy consumption and tax in the buildings i deal with, but they are mostly massive commercial units. and they are always fighting about who has to pay for what.

i'd ask your estate agent. they'll tell you and also know someone who does it locally.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:15, Reply)
But surely anyone recommended by my estate agent will be a massive rip off merchant?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:17, Reply)
if only there were some kind of magical thing that you could type on, to find competitors, and ring around for quotes... ack....

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:21, Reply)
But that's why I'm asking you because you do the law for houses.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:26, Reply)
but i don't, not that kind of law
you would come to me if they fucked it up and you needed to sue them for LOADSA MONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:28, Reply)
\o/
Good stuff. I have another viewing on my other house on Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Fingers crossed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Quicker it goes the better now
I need the cash out
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:58, Reply)
Don't let Rory see this FFS

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Just dont want to have to re-rent it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:00, Reply)
he's too busy trolling and deleting on qotw

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:10, Reply)
Which one is he this week? I can't keep up.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:12, Reply)
george!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:14, Reply)
Was that him? It wasn't his usual user id though was it?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:17, Reply)
no idea, i didn't look

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:21, Reply)
I always check. It's the only way I know who the fuck is who.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:25, Reply)
It did read a little like him, didn't it
Why isn't he using his main account at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:15, Reply)
no idea
maybe his head dobber fell off
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:15, Reply)
It was banned.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Nah, still there
Even changed his name again
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:19, Reply)
What name is he going by now?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:36, Reply)
Mr Internet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:38, Reply)
I chose my halls when I was in France, they were shit and full of shit cunts
Ruined my first year
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:55, Reply)
this was not unique to your halls
this was just france. being france.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:10, Reply)
I lived in a house in my first year, that ruined mine.
Because it was in Wales. It ruined the other years, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:22, Reply)
I was a bit embarrassed about this burd paying for pizza
So I made a snap decision to not thank her for it. Christ that was a mistake...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)
ZING!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)
I then made a further mistake of PMCIHM

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Buying some wicked cool green trainers.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:58, Reply)
I buy the same black boots every couple if years,
I might treat myself this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:06, Reply)
My brown boots are falling apart
This upsets me as they are the most comfortable shoes I've ever owned
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:06, Reply)
This wouldn't happen if you bought the same pair every couple of years, like AWESOME people do

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:10, Reply)
I know
sad times
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:12, Reply)
I have a growing collection of boots I couldn't afford before because I have reams of disposable income now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Reams?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:08, Reply)
Yes, I get paid in huge rolls of uncut notes, I just cut off what I need as and when.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:09, Reply)
That's handy.
My expenses haven't come through, can you spot me a fiver?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Yes, send me a stamped addressed envelope and I will sort you out pal.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:10, Reply)
MEATSNAKE.
4 meat road
Snaketown
Ballsford
BAW B4G
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:15, Reply)
only cunts put real info online

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:16, Reply)
HAHA! BAW B4G!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:19, Reply)
I miss baldmonkey

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:26, Reply)
I made a snap decision to call my children Chlamydia and Paulo the wonder horse
i fear they will grow up to regret it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:58, Reply)
ROFLMAO!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 9:59, Reply)
hahahahaha!
Genuine officelols
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:00, Reply)
*applause*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Had a guy over and locked my bedroom door.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:02, Reply)
I regret ever coming to this God awful website.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:04, Reply)
tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:06, Reply)
I had an argument with my mum over some windows.
Got wet.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:06, Reply)
hahaha!
You down with PVC?
Yeah you know me!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:07, Reply)
i make impulsive small decisions like having my hair cut short or my nails manicured glittery green
but big decisions are thought about and second-guessed for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:09, Reply)
I've just made a snap decision to combine chives with Chicken Thursday™.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:09, Reply)
edgy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:10, Reply)
Chicken chive Thursday.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:10, Reply)
i prefer chive turkey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:12, Reply)
you're telling me lies, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:13, Reply)
tell me chives , tell me sweet little chives

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:13, Reply)
^chive talkin'

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:20, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2266926
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:23, Reply)
"Lime Chili Chicken Thursday" FTW

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:12, Reply)
That is a fucking excellent idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:13, Reply)
ok now delete it quick

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:13, Reply)
You of all people know that wasn't me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:14, Reply)
i don't have any socks
we all know it was dozer himself, trying to stir up a bit of excitement into his sad little "life"
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:16, Reply)
'Yer'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:18, Reply)
totally stupid phone call on my mobile
"is that rachelswipe?"
"who is this?"
"i can't tell you until you've confirmed it's rachelswipe."
"i'm not telling you who i am until you tell me who you are."
"i can't tell you until you've confirmed it's rachelswipe."
"bye then."

fucking muppet.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:13, Reply)
frog is such a prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:13, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:15, Reply)
clickin' dat

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:16, Reply)
TGGI

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:18, Reply)
It is about time she told me her real name

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:18, Reply)
you'd still shout out "mummy" at the vinegars

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:20, Reply)
apple/desk interface

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:20, Reply)
ooh did you send me that thing, btw?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:22, Reply)
I did, yes
Did you not get it?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:22, Reply)
i shall check now!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:25, Reply)
I can't help it, my mum is the only other older woman I have been with

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:20, Reply)
>:(((((

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:22, Reply)
*throws popcorn*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Oh I say.
I feel obliged to click 'I like this' but I'm not sure that I do.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:22, Reply)
Were they actually saying rachelswipe or your real name?
Narrows it down.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:05, Reply)
I made the decision to not include sugar snap peas in my stir fry last night
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Clickin DIS!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Bad decision
They are nom
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Went pretty well without it
Just glad I was able to eat within about 10 minutes of getting in last night, was so bloody hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:24, Reply)
THANK GOD FOR THTA

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Well, i'm certainly relieved.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:35, Reply)
POTD
Regrets. He's had a few.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:04, Reply)
I went to see Hollow Man at the cinema.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Let the carrot see the pastie

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:17, Reply)
HATE CRIME!
RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:18, Reply)
tin wog

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:19, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:27, Reply)
I did too
but as a student in a city with so many cinemas we never paid more than about 3 quid for a film, I saw pretty much everything that got released for a couple of years.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:18, Reply)
Yeh me too
I had a pass for one of the cinemas in Ealing. if I didn't have tme to watch a whole film I'd watch half and go back and watch the other half another day. Its how I ended up missing the entire middle part of Castaway.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:33, Reply)
Ealing? Bit of a commute.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:40, Reply)
I used to live there
Around the times castaway and hollowman cam out
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:40, Reply)
You lot are a minority, now. Apparently.
That means I can now be racist against you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:45, Reply)
I wish I'd moved out of Newcastle sooner.
Part of me wishes I'd stuck in doing law but I had so much fun otherwise.
Finishing A-Levels was another one but I wouldn't have furthered my education past there.

My Dad said I was always moving from one favourite thing to the next as a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:03, Reply)
I was out at the pub with my mate Dan (amongst others) last night
We were talking about him coming out years ago and he was so worried about it. When he plucked up the courage to say something in a pub down the quayside, we all just went "yer, we know" and went back to drinking again
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Hah! Yeah people knew about me too.
My parents would ask me when we were unpacking shopping on a Saturday and I'd have the gayest hissy fit, thrice deny it and storm up to my room.

I didn't actually come out til 6th form when two mates did and I had back up!It wasn't as open as it is now. I think Queer as Folk was just on telly.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:10, Reply)
I genuinely dont think people give a fuck these days
I suppose telling parents, etc. could be hard
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:11, Reply)
I just wish they wouldn't shove it in our faces.
Although I have friends who supported gay marriage, I didn't. We had Civil Partnership. Why push for more?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:14, Reply)
I thought you loved having it shoved in your face

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)
*sips gin*
I don't know what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)
No, that's your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:19, Reply)
because all adults should have the same marriage rights rather than separate
You're not advocating discrimination based on sexuality, are you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Sometimes.
I hate them screamy orange queers too.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Us normals don't get the option to have a civil partnership though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Would you rather have had a thick husband then? Jason's up for it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Am I fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Jason is pretty fucking thick innit. It's just as well that he won't breed.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
I strongly disagree, knuckle dragging bigots everywhere. Just last week I had a guy in a pub
telling me that I (the gays) should stop shoving the GAY AGENDA on his children and grandchildren. I asked him how many children he had and his reply was none.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Because we do.
Even I was embarrassed by the whole marriage thing.

Saying that there are still countries like Russia and Uganda where we should be shoving it more. UK is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Uruguay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:26, Reply)
let's call the whole thing off!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:27, Reply)
I told my mum I was gay, but she didn't believe me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:11, Reply)
For the lols or the attention?
Are we talking last week or when you were younger?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:13, Reply)
Just to wind her up years ago.
I phoned her and said 'I've got something I need to tell you.....I'm gay', and I did some of my best actoring as if I really had to build up to it, and she just said 'No you aren't'.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)
^ rubbish actor

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I had the lead role in several school productions!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I was an extra in Byker Grove :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)
I was in a Tango advert. I WIN.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Did you get slapped by a big orange glove?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)
I was one of hundreds of people running along the white cliffs of Dover.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)
were you the morbidly obese guy at the front?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)
No, I was the distinctly average one with long hair and an undercut in the middle

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Is that where you met swipe?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)
No that would have been Fanta, you knob.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:25, Reply)

www.monkeyworld.org/
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:27, Reply)
okay......

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)
I was going for the Clyde thing.
Moving on...
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:32, Reply)
OH GOOD ONE MATE!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Chive off

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)
tango is as orange as ornage can be

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:35, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Tangoedupingreen

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)
you're so obtuse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)
angledupinblue

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)
You don't think I'm acute?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)
i think your cunt is acute

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Pillowtalk

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Poor Frog, forced to live a lie
No wonder you always go for such butch women
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Oh, you are dead!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:15, Reply)
I wish!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:17, Reply)
My mum once said "if you're gay, it's ok" to me.
No mum, I wasn't gay. I wasn't bringing girls home because I was ugly.

*runs crying to bedroom*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)
:'( sad tymes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)
I reckon she did it on purpose to take the piss. She's such a bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)
I had loads of girls round mine too.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)
If you're having girls, you're doing gay wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)
I was young. It was a confusing time!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Boobs are magical, magical things.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)
this^
Even teh gays love tits
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)
My missus has a gay friend who finds them repulsive

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)
maybe he is lactose intolerant

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)
He's ok with man milk

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)
I can see this product in Tesco tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
I like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)
I like them too!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Big or small
I like 'em all
Pink or brown
Nips up or down
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Nips down are weird, don't like them.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)
It rhymed with brown

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)
so does clown but no one wants to think about Dozer's bitch tits

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:47, Reply)

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