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Why are Cilla Black and Sandi Toksvig such cunts?
Why are YOU a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:03, 239 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Because they are old and ugly
and because I am 32 an ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:04, Reply)
32 5s

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Are we going to have another 1981 is the best year to be born conversation?
I hope so!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:05, Reply)
i was born in 82...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:06, Reply)
am i 31?
i hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:06, Reply)
Maybe. When is your birthday?
Just remember though. Swipey will always be a haggard old crone compared to us.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)
feb, worst of all the months

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Then I am afraid its my duty to inform you that you are 32
but younger than Swipey
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:16, Reply)
i'm 3 years older than you, you clown
but luckily i look 13 years younger
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:18, Reply)
so mathematically speaking if your age had to be rounded you'd be 40

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:19, Reply)
no
why would that ever have to happen?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:20, Reply)
i dunno, GCSE maths question?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:23, Reply)
i don't think teaching kids to round things up is the point of gcse maths
unless it really has gone downhill
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:28, Reply)
*cough*4*cough*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:20, Reply)
imma teach the budgie to say "frog's a cunt"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:29, Reply)
cool I already taught him to say piss off in orang utan

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:30, Reply)
81 or GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:09, Reply)
#1981

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:07, Reply)
The year bobby sands died fact fans

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:08, Reply)
I quite like Toksvig

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:04, Reply)
There is something quite sinister about her.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:04, Reply)
She looks slightly like Ram Man out of He-Man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:06, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:09, Reply)
just cos shes the same height as you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:06, Reply)
because of shit threads started by 'dull spacker'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:05, Reply)

+dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:06, Reply)
spacker spacker spacker spacker spacker
spacker khan
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Alright Chompy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:10, Reply)
^standard upset response

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2280316
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:12, Reply)
k

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:14, Reply)
Do you hate them because they tower over you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Cilla is a scouser

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Cilla Black just gets on my tits
Toksvig is fairly OK

I'm a cunt due to years of practice
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Annoying voices.
I is having a spicy noodle roll, what is you having? I'm not, I'm lovely.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:09, Reply)
i've never been a cunt to anyone on here ever

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)
You rejected my friend request :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:13, Reply)
i didn't want beardy weirdy stuff on my timeline soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Sandi Toksvig is well annoying.
She's more impressed with herself than a B3ta LARPing group passing ironic comment about internet bullies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)
alright Andy Parsons.
Loving your work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:12, Reply)
SARM PEEPOWL

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:14, Reply)
'dark graph novs'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:15, Reply)
SARM PEOPLE. YEAH?
THEY LIKE.

DO SOMETHING.

OR OTHER.

YEAH?

STACCATO SET UP.

TO UNSATISFACTORY PUNCHLINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Best festival line-up ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:23, Reply)
This

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Goooooooooy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Gets

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:24, Reply)
It

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Alright Keith from accounts.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:22, Reply)
alright Colin Hunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Alright Rhona Cameron.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:27, Reply)
alright Russ Abbott

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Alright Miranda.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:35, Reply)
alright Tim Vine

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Alright Joe Pasquale.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:53, Reply)

I'm a rebarbative shitstain on the undercrackers of the internet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Gingers and lesbians.
Because I'm a ginger lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:12, Reply)
These people have little to no impact on my life.
I had no problem with Toksvig when she was Ethel in No. 73, or if I occasionally catch the News Quiz on R4.
'Are Cilla' barely features.

Alt: Probably because of answers like this.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:13, Reply)
This cunt clearly thinks we're the sort of cunts who'd watch Surprise Surprise.
Or even the sort of povvo cunts who'd think watching ITV was acceptable at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:16, Reply)
GeordieJay is the most ITV person on off topic

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:17, Reply)
i bet he votes in the national Television awards

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Bet he phone votes into Pop Idol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:20, Reply)
I bet he found 'News Knight' terrifically lolsome

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:21, Reply)
My next door neighbour has put a 'vote Liberal Democrat' sticker on his Ferrari.
What a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:25, Reply)
I'm a bigger cunt than that, I'll be putting up Vote Green stickers.
It's yoghurt vests and granola trousers for me, son.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:26, Reply)
What a way to ruin a 355 though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:27, Reply)
If they've got a Ferrari, I'd lay decent odds
on them at least being a bit cuntish to start with.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:33, Reply)
much worse than a 25 year old modified hatchback

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:36, Reply)
I didn't comment on the relative value of the cars
material or otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)
i know i'm calling the owner a bit cuntish :)

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:41, Reply)
stikethrough bit

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Thats a Lamborghini

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:45, Reply)
LTI

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:50, Reply)
I didn't say that anybody wasn't a cunt, either :)

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)
So you wouldn't buy an '80s one if you could afford it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:36, Reply)
I didn't say that.
I said if a person's in a financial position to buy a car like that, then I'd bet on them being a bit of a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:38, Reply)
I had a 911, had to get rid when daughter came along. Best old sports car ever.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Really?
I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)
i hope they mansion tax him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:27, Reply)
is your neighbour a satirist?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:27, Reply)
I doubt it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Don't rich cunts usually vote Tory?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)
the ones with a guilty conscience vote lib dems

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Sadly they effectively are.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)
who will you vote for next time Al? Now that the LDs have let you down to categorically?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Im voting for the party that pays me the most in cash outside they polling station.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:43, Reply)
won't you be voting for KIP?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:46, Reply)
You're not in the Eastern Ukraine now, Dorothy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:46, Reply)
yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Maybe he's got a problem with tuition fees.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Bit of a generalisation

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:41, Reply)
If they're stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:41, Reply)
if you're rich it's not realy stupid to vote for the party that mostly supports the rich

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)
If the only reason you vote for a particular political party is because of your financial position then you're stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:44, Reply)
why? Life is all about self preservation firstly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:45, Reply)
See below
It's a short termist view
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)
no it's a bleeding heartist view

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:50, Reply)
neither battered nor al will be leaving anything to their kids
they'll be leaving the whole lot to help the masses, because that's fair
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)
i hope i get something nice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:02, Reply)
I'm really going to have to get you a book that explains the difference beween communism and everything else.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:02, Reply)
socialism is watered down communism innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:04, Reply)
^ trolling

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:06, Reply)
in what way
it's all about taking from the rich to give to the poor/feckless
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:07, Reply)
There is a basic philosophical difference:
Communism = every individual gets according to their needs.
Socialism = every individual gets according to their contribution.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:11, Reply)
but who pays for it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Socialism = every individual gets according to their contribution.
this doesn't make sense cos those that contribute the least get the most...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Bollocks. Need versus deed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:14, Reply)
and who pays for it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:14, Reply)
All pay under every political system.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:17, Reply)
so, higher rate tax payers, then

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:18, Reply)
All tax payers.
Christ you really are stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:19, Reply)
yeah but those that pay the least tax, take the most out of the system
hardly seems fair
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:21, Reply)
and what about those who don't pay tax?
are you going to let them starve?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:21, Reply)
he really is a cold hearted bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:22, Reply)
well, according to him, they only get back what they put in
meanwhile, what's he going to give the 1% of tax payers who are paying 33% of the income tax paid in this country? a tax increase?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:23, Reply)
FFS. Pretty much every political system recognises the need to support the most vulnerable.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:23, Reply)
They're pushing your buttons, mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:24, Reply)
I know Nakers is. Swipe is just a fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Diplomacy forbids me from commenting.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:26, Reply)
don't get that froth on your keyboard
the insurer won't cough up for another new laptop
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:28, Reply)
exactly vulnerable, the old, sick or retarded
not the lazy, thick and useless
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:24, Reply)
steady on
no need to make it personal to dozer
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Socialism = every individual gets according to their contribution.
but what if you've been unable to work and therefore to contribute? shame on you.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:25, Reply)
meaningless soundbite^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:16, Reply)

The main difference between the ideologies is that Socialism allows for some free market economy and that each person is allotted resources according to how hard they work, and Communism seeks communal ownership of everything and that each person is allotted resources according to their need.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:17, Reply)
the clue is in the word "ideologies"

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Capitalism is also an ideology.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:20, Reply)
who's a capitalist?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:26, Reply)
the labour government would LOVE to stop people inheriting stuff
more tax! more spending! more benefits! hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:04, Reply)
the worst taxes are
Inheritance tax
Stamp Duty
VAT
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:06, Reply)
CGT
can also be a kick in the cunt. well done, you were clever enough to invest in something. so we'll have a chunk of it to give to those who weren't, ta.

although non-stirring of the handwringers aside, i don't mind paying taxes, i just mind when it gets wasted on shite.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:09, Reply)
bollocks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:10, Reply)
^ poor/feckless ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:11, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:11, Reply)
you thoughts apart from "bollocks"?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:11, Reply)
You'd have loved the Eighties.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:50, Reply)
I know :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:51, Reply)
I don't really understand people with no social conscience, Nakers.
This makes me sad, as I fear we could never really last.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:53, Reply)
i'm charming enough to make up for it ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:54, Reply)
No
You're selfish. The fact that you rationally make that decision to further your own interests at the expense of others doesn't necessarily make you stupid. Assuming of course you have factored in the fact that ultimately the selfish route will lead to someone bigger than you fucking you over, but it may be that you can feasibly see that not occurring for such a long time that in the short to medium term it's better to be a cunt and fuck other people over.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:48, Reply)
^utter bollocks

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Ladies and Gentlemen, the future of our great country.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:52, Reply)
Your "type" would be the first up against the wall.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:53, Reply)
for a bumming?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Once he was dead. Yes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)
you are some kind of capitalist vigilante duck

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:56, Reply)
If the cap fits. I'll wear it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)
*makes XXXXL hat that says CUNT*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Calm down, carrot boy.
Isn't there some countryside somewhere that needs you?

Something something I ploughed your wife something furrow.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:02, Reply)
carrot boy?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:03, Reply)
You are from the country = carrot.
You wear 32" waist trousers = small boy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:15, Reply)
I was born in Hammersmith...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Same same.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:19, Reply)
the hospital was basically a barn
and the mid wife was a shire horse
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:20, Reply)
TGGI^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:50, Reply)
It is stupid to vote purely on the basis of money.
What about other things that can directly affect you, even if you're not concerned about others? Such as crime.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:53, Reply)
If everyone is doing crime then stop bleating and get out there and get your fair share.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)
I hadn't really read your post properly
I'm really responding to nakers.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)
yeah but if you have money you can live somewhere with fuck all crime, plus you can afford the measures to protect yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)
the problem with wanting to help "others"
is that they are all cunts. 99% of people are cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:55, Reply)
i'm not
but don't scroll down from here ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:56, Reply)
you're in the 99% now
it's OFFICIAL
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:57, Reply)
i'm as sad as a red setter trapped in a bin bag : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)
between that and the laughter at the drowned budgie/watery mallard bumming stuff...
... you MAYOR of the cunt zone right now!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:59, Reply)
I'm just glad thee cunt zone has a strong Tory Mayor who's pro business and anti povvo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:00, Reply)
it's weird how it's people who claim to have a social conscience
are happy to be cunts themselves. i mean, al is famous for his cuntishness. FAMOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:03, Reply)
i'm barely conscience full stop

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Tockers is bearable on the news quiz.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)
and she's a lezza

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Not the good kind though

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Because everytime I fuck your Mum she gives me a biscuit?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:44, Reply)
alright Doctor Best Troll

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Nah, mate. It's really me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:48, Reply)
I likes biscuits, me.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:47, Reply)
You're fucking Battered's Mum too?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:48, Reply)
Isn't everyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)
i fucking her right now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:50, Reply)
I thought she might be.
It's the not knowing that hurts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:50, Reply)
I believe that MD is also doing YM.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Dirty bitch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:57, Reply)
DAMMIT!
I just dropped a Berocca into my black coffee and now it has an orange foam on top
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:53, Reply)
It looks like Swipe had a kid with Lenny Henry
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Superb

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:18, Reply)
That must be a revolting combination.
I expect you'll love it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)
I'm not gonz, who would probably make and ice cream out if it to serve with chilli fried mackeral

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:59, Reply)
is a mackerel a kipper?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:03, Reply)
A kipper is smoked herring

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:04, Reply)
oh ok
they're all smokey little shits that are full of bones
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:06, Reply)
i used to get the once a week at prep school, i had to roll them up into balls in bread and fling them across the dining room

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:08, Reply)
I once used berocca as a mixer in a time of need.
Me piss was like a high vis the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:00, Reply)
I look forward to my first wee of the day with beroca
sadly today it was combined with an explosive bottom so the effect was not as pleasant.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:01, Reply)
i had asparagus wee last night i don't like it much
in better news i made a beautiful, silky unctious hollandaise to go with it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:01, Reply)
#climatechange :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:04, Reply)
wot?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Shouldn't be any asparagus until April

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:10, Reply)
yeah but it's may you bellend

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:10, Reply)
not in coventry
it's always winter there
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:12, Reply)
+nuclear

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:14, Reply)
I meant May, but yeah I can't argue that that hasn't already happened.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Forced asparagus would be ready in April.
What you said wasn't incorrect.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:30, Reply)
But it is clear I don't know what month we are in

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:36, Reply)
all that weed has finally screweed your brain

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:41, Reply)
This year is fucking flying past
I must be getting old
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:47, Reply)
yer, we have monthly meetings and I'm shocked everytime one comes round

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:53, Reply)
It's mid-May.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Fuck I've been asleep a long time

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:21, Reply)
#chivealive

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:13, Reply)
I quite like Toksvig - she does a great job on the News Quiz
Cilla Black = professional scouser, therefore she's a cunt. QED.
I'm such a cunt partly due to nature, partly due to nurture, partly due to drinking heavily.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 12 May 2014, 12:56, Reply)

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